Timothy Eggert 🎭
@dangertim.bsky.social
(He/him.) Actor. Cracks wise at bad movies with sassy friends. Occasional podcast host. Eco-friendly. Whovian. Trekkie. X-Phile. Fanboy. Houston-y, Conroe-ish.
Ad astra per aspera. Ex astris, scientia.
https://linktr.ee/timothyeggert
Ad astra per aspera. Ex astris, scientia.
https://linktr.ee/timothyeggert
With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Been watching that Ed Gein drama on Netflix this week and my first/only thought about this is pretty awful.
October 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Been watching that Ed Gein drama on Netflix this week and my first/only thought about this is pretty awful.
TONIGHT AT 8PM THE WAR BEGINS
Will the Martians be defeated by Earthly bacteria? A computer virus? A really long Zoom call that could've been an e-mail? Has anyone tried yeeting a billionaire's rocket at them?
Join us unironically on an online platform!
www.Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Will the Martians be defeated by Earthly bacteria? A computer virus? A really long Zoom call that could've been an e-mail? Has anyone tried yeeting a billionaire's rocket at them?
Join us unironically on an online platform!
www.Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
October 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
TONIGHT AT 8PM THE WAR BEGINS
Will the Martians be defeated by Earthly bacteria? A computer virus? A really long Zoom call that could've been an e-mail? Has anyone tried yeeting a billionaire's rocket at them?
Join us unironically on an online platform!
www.Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Will the Martians be defeated by Earthly bacteria? A computer virus? A really long Zoom call that could've been an e-mail? Has anyone tried yeeting a billionaire's rocket at them?
Join us unironically on an online platform!
www.Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Back in the 90s at @uh.edu, my friends and I had a sci-fi comedy TV show going out to the dorms. Our version of Weyland-Yutani was McTimeWarner. I guess we weren’t far off. If this deal goes through I plan to call the new conglomerate “Mt. SkyWarner”.
September 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Back in the 90s at @uh.edu, my friends and I had a sci-fi comedy TV show going out to the dorms. Our version of Weyland-Yutani was McTimeWarner. I guess we weren’t far off. If this deal goes through I plan to call the new conglomerate “Mt. SkyWarner”.
I am almost finished with the third season of @startrek Strange New Worlds and what I’ve discovered (please understand I mean this in the happiest and most enthusiastic way possible) is that SNW is TOS if every fifth episode is “The Trouble With Tribbles.”
If you’re new to Trek, START HERE.
If you’re new to Trek, START HERE.
September 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I am almost finished with the third season of @startrek Strange New Worlds and what I’ve discovered (please understand I mean this in the happiest and most enthusiastic way possible) is that SNW is TOS if every fifth episode is “The Trouble With Tribbles.”
If you’re new to Trek, START HERE.
If you’re new to Trek, START HERE.
Hey tonight’s the night we crack wise at this dance epic!
Ok NGL choreography scares me. Like irrationally. I have paralyzing choreophobia. Is that I thing? I don’t know but I have it. Join us tonight at 8pm as I try to laugh through my fear or maybe dissociate.
Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Ok NGL choreography scares me. Like irrationally. I have paralyzing choreophobia. Is that I thing? I don’t know but I have it. Join us tonight at 8pm as I try to laugh through my fear or maybe dissociate.
Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
August 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hey tonight’s the night we crack wise at this dance epic!
Ok NGL choreography scares me. Like irrationally. I have paralyzing choreophobia. Is that I thing? I don’t know but I have it. Join us tonight at 8pm as I try to laugh through my fear or maybe dissociate.
Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Ok NGL choreography scares me. Like irrationally. I have paralyzing choreophobia. Is that I thing? I don’t know but I have it. Join us tonight at 8pm as I try to laugh through my fear or maybe dissociate.
Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
We can learn a lot about the world we live in watching STAR TREK. But some important lessons are about the future, such as:
• things get A LOT WORSE before they get better, but
• we survive, unite, and explore the galaxy,
• and, sadly, human entertainment peaks in the 20th Century.
• things get A LOT WORSE before they get better, but
• we survive, unite, and explore the galaxy,
• and, sadly, human entertainment peaks in the 20th Century.
August 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
We can learn a lot about the world we live in watching STAR TREK. But some important lessons are about the future, such as:
• things get A LOT WORSE before they get better, but
• we survive, unite, and explore the galaxy,
• and, sadly, human entertainment peaks in the 20th Century.
• things get A LOT WORSE before they get better, but
• we survive, unite, and explore the galaxy,
• and, sadly, human entertainment peaks in the 20th Century.
Finishing up Carl Sagan’s THE DEMON-HAUNTED WORLD (1996). 30 years later, there’s still not enough real science on TV, but his comments re: THE X-FILES turned out kinda wrong when you consider “The Scully Effect.” A whole generation of women studied to be scientists because of Gillian Anderson.
August 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Finishing up Carl Sagan’s THE DEMON-HAUNTED WORLD (1996). 30 years later, there’s still not enough real science on TV, but his comments re: THE X-FILES turned out kinda wrong when you consider “The Scully Effect.” A whole generation of women studied to be scientists because of Gillian Anderson.
tell me something shitty happened between taping and airtime without telling me something shitty happened between taping and airtime
June 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
tell me something shitty happened between taping and airtime without telling me something shitty happened between taping and airtime
Join @sassterpiece.bsky.social at COMICPALOOZA as we defend the galaxy against the Terran Empire as seen in #StarTrek #Section31 SATURDAY JUNE 21st at 5PM* in GRB 330!
* schedule subject to change - get the app and add us - FREE to all Saturday attendees 18 and up!
#comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow
* schedule subject to change - get the app and add us - FREE to all Saturday attendees 18 and up!
#comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow
June 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Join @sassterpiece.bsky.social at COMICPALOOZA as we defend the galaxy against the Terran Empire as seen in #StarTrek #Section31 SATURDAY JUNE 21st at 5PM* in GRB 330!
* schedule subject to change - get the app and add us - FREE to all Saturday attendees 18 and up!
#comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow
* schedule subject to change - get the app and add us - FREE to all Saturday attendees 18 and up!
#comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow
Not a comment about #DoctorWho but unfortunately my whole vibe right now.
June 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Not a comment about #DoctorWho but unfortunately my whole vibe right now.
Sooooooo many plot threads left on the floor, flapping about - red herrings hoping to catch a breath.
June 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sooooooo many plot threads left on the floor, flapping about - red herrings hoping to catch a breath.
Everyone should be so lucky to have a Nugget
May 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Everyone should be so lucky to have a Nugget
I’ve already seen it, but on behalf of everyone else - I kindly ask you to lock down Doctor Who spoilers for the next few weeks, babes.
May 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’ve already seen it, but on behalf of everyone else - I kindly ask you to lock down Doctor Who spoilers for the next few weeks, babes.
Shai-Hulud must’ve regained control.
May 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Shai-Hulud must’ve regained control.
FFS I hate this timeline
May 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
FFS I hate this timeline
My puppy has derp face and I want everyone to know.
March 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My puppy has derp face and I want everyone to know.
Seems like an important time to re-share this.
![Elon Musk X @elonmusk
The safety of air travel is a non-partisan matter. SpaceX engineers will help make air travel safer.
Meanwhile, at SpaceX:
[photo of exploded rocket breaking up]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:johkd3avktkeifbn5xsxxzsi/bafkreibnrxhpayyukgagireqtn2kw3imr4264xmvf3q4uvcowbwfjcrg2m@jpeg)
March 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Seems like an important time to re-share this.
Congratulations Oscar winner, Kieran Culkin - pictured here wetting the bed all the way to the bank.
March 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Congratulations Oscar winner, Kieran Culkin - pictured here wetting the bed all the way to the bank.