Timothy Eggert 🎭
@dangertim.bsky.social
(He/him.) Actor. Cracks wise at bad movies with sassy friends. Occasional podcast host. Eco-friendly. Whovian. Trekkie. X-Phile. Fanboy. Houston-y, Conroe-ish.
Ad astra per aspera. Ex astris, scientia.
https://linktr.ee/timothyeggert
Ad astra per aspera. Ex astris, scientia.
https://linktr.ee/timothyeggert
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Timothy Eggert 🎭
@dangertim.bsky.social
· Nov 20
I *think* I got everyone who answered my initial request, but I could add more. Give me your permission, let me know the last show/project you did and where it was in the Greater Houston area, and I'll ad you to the list! Thanks. go.bsky.app/3xLtevE
With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing www.factcheck.org/2025/11/trum...
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing - FactCheck.org
President Donald Trump brushed aside a reporter's question to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman about the 2018 killing of Washington Post contributing columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying the crown ...
www.factcheck.org
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing www.factcheck.org/2025/11/trum...
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.
I’ve been looking at lists for Best Comedy Christmas Songs and clearly not enough people know about ‘Chiron Beta Prime’ by Jonathan Coulton.
youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0
youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0
Chiron Beta Prime
YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic
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November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’ve been looking at lists for Best Comedy Christmas Songs and clearly not enough people know about ‘Chiron Beta Prime’ by Jonathan Coulton.
youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0
youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0
I love me a work catered lunch, but man, I am not ready for the holidays.
I am, however, ready for a nap.
I am, however, ready for a nap.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love me a work catered lunch, but man, I am not ready for the holidays.
I am, however, ready for a nap.
I am, however, ready for a nap.
Reposted by Timothy Eggert 🎭
A scoop that I’m not happy to report:
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
CBS News kills its climate unit
David Ellison, the new pro-Trump chief executive of Paramount Skydance, has dismantled the best climate change reporting team in cable news.
heated.world
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A scoop that I’m not happy to report:
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution.
heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
It’s like the National Debt Tracker, but with more grease and ketchup.
www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...
www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...
Trump’s Take: Tracking the cash and gifts made from selling the presidency.
Tracking the cash and gifts made from selling the presidency.
www.americanprogress.org
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It’s like the National Debt Tracker, but with more grease and ketchup.
www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...
www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...
Not sure who needs to hear this, but the opposite of boneless chicken isn’t boner chicken, it’s bone in. I know bone-in chicken sounds just as bad but I don’t make the rules.
Follow me for more pearls of wisdom.
Follow me for more pearls of wisdom.
October 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not sure who needs to hear this, but the opposite of boneless chicken isn’t boner chicken, it’s bone in. I know bone-in chicken sounds just as bad but I don’t make the rules.
Follow me for more pearls of wisdom.
Follow me for more pearls of wisdom.
My earworms today have been equal parts ‘The Simpsons’ theme and ‘Martha My Dear’ by the Beatles.
Going not so quietly mad.
Going not so quietly mad.
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My earworms today have been equal parts ‘The Simpsons’ theme and ‘Martha My Dear’ by the Beatles.
Going not so quietly mad.
Going not so quietly mad.
At least when the bad guys in INDEPENDENCE DAY destroyed the White House, they gave us the courtesy of not adding a gaudy ballroom to host their evil extraterrestrial buddies.
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
At least when the bad guys in INDEPENDENCE DAY destroyed the White House, they gave us the courtesy of not adding a gaudy ballroom to host their evil extraterrestrial buddies.
Reposted by Timothy Eggert 🎭
Q: What is Trump’s plan for antifa?
A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.
A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.
What To Know About NSPM-7
On Sept. 25, President Trump issued a directive called National Security Presidential Memorandum 7 in which “anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, and anti-Christianity” were described as “common threads...
theonion.com
October 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Q: What is Trump’s plan for antifa?
A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.
A: He will create the organization, and then destroy it.
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Just 'cause it has to be said every now and then.
GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.
GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just 'cause it has to be said every now and then.
GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.
GOP Senators and Representatives are obviously okay with...everything...that's happening.
Reposted by Timothy Eggert 🎭
Ironically, just trying to make this make sense is giving me a headache.
Last week it was pregnant women taking Tylenol affected foetal development. Now it's ... what?
share.google/9DpLHhy72Jm9...
Last week it was pregnant women taking Tylenol affected foetal development. Now it's ... what?
share.google/9DpLHhy72Jm9...
Health Secretary Kennedy, Trump link circumcision to autism through Tylenol
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. noted boys who are circumcised have higher rates of autism, which he said could be a result of Tylenol.
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October 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ironically, just trying to make this make sense is giving me a headache.
Last week it was pregnant women taking Tylenol affected foetal development. Now it's ... what?
share.google/9DpLHhy72Jm9...
Last week it was pregnant women taking Tylenol affected foetal development. Now it's ... what?
share.google/9DpLHhy72Jm9...
Been watching that Ed Gein drama on Netflix this week and my first/only thought about this is pretty awful.
October 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Been watching that Ed Gein drama on Netflix this week and my first/only thought about this is pretty awful.
TONIGHT AT 8PM THE WAR BEGINS
Will the Martians be defeated by Earthly bacteria? A computer virus? A really long Zoom call that could've been an e-mail? Has anyone tried yeeting a billionaire's rocket at them?
Join us unironically on an online platform!
www.Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Will the Martians be defeated by Earthly bacteria? A computer virus? A really long Zoom call that could've been an e-mail? Has anyone tried yeeting a billionaire's rocket at them?
Join us unironically on an online platform!
www.Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
October 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
TONIGHT AT 8PM THE WAR BEGINS
Will the Martians be defeated by Earthly bacteria? A computer virus? A really long Zoom call that could've been an e-mail? Has anyone tried yeeting a billionaire's rocket at them?
Join us unironically on an online platform!
www.Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Will the Martians be defeated by Earthly bacteria? A computer virus? A really long Zoom call that could've been an e-mail? Has anyone tried yeeting a billionaire's rocket at them?
Join us unironically on an online platform!
www.Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Five decades now.
As an official Old Person™️, I just wanted to say I’m still pissed about the Library at Alexandria.
As an official Old Person™️, I just wanted to say I’m still pissed about the Library at Alexandria.
September 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Five decades now.
As an official Old Person™️, I just wanted to say I’m still pissed about the Library at Alexandria.
As an official Old Person™️, I just wanted to say I’m still pissed about the Library at Alexandria.
Back in the 90s at @uh.edu, my friends and I had a sci-fi comedy TV show going out to the dorms. Our version of Weyland-Yutani was McTimeWarner. I guess we weren’t far off. If this deal goes through I plan to call the new conglomerate “Mt. SkyWarner”.
September 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Back in the 90s at @uh.edu, my friends and I had a sci-fi comedy TV show going out to the dorms. Our version of Weyland-Yutani was McTimeWarner. I guess we weren’t far off. If this deal goes through I plan to call the new conglomerate “Mt. SkyWarner”.
I am almost finished with the third season of @startrek Strange New Worlds and what I’ve discovered (please understand I mean this in the happiest and most enthusiastic way possible) is that SNW is TOS if every fifth episode is “The Trouble With Tribbles.”
If you’re new to Trek, START HERE.
If you’re new to Trek, START HERE.
September 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I am almost finished with the third season of @startrek Strange New Worlds and what I’ve discovered (please understand I mean this in the happiest and most enthusiastic way possible) is that SNW is TOS if every fifth episode is “The Trouble With Tribbles.”
If you’re new to Trek, START HERE.
If you’re new to Trek, START HERE.
Hate to piss on a party but even if he croaks, there’s still the VP, Congress, and half a nation of horrible people to fight.
September 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Hate to piss on a party but even if he croaks, there’s still the VP, Congress, and half a nation of horrible people to fight.
Reposted by Timothy Eggert 🎭
The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.
August 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislane Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny.
Hey tonight’s the night we crack wise at this dance epic!
Ok NGL choreography scares me. Like irrationally. I have paralyzing choreophobia. Is that I thing? I don’t know but I have it. Join us tonight at 8pm as I try to laugh through my fear or maybe dissociate.
Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Ok NGL choreography scares me. Like irrationally. I have paralyzing choreophobia. Is that I thing? I don’t know but I have it. Join us tonight at 8pm as I try to laugh through my fear or maybe dissociate.
Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
August 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Hey tonight’s the night we crack wise at this dance epic!
Ok NGL choreography scares me. Like irrationally. I have paralyzing choreophobia. Is that I thing? I don’t know but I have it. Join us tonight at 8pm as I try to laugh through my fear or maybe dissociate.
Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
Ok NGL choreography scares me. Like irrationally. I have paralyzing choreophobia. Is that I thing? I don’t know but I have it. Join us tonight at 8pm as I try to laugh through my fear or maybe dissociate.
Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre
2025 is weird if you were born in 1975. Lots of people turn 50, but you would think the perspective of living almost equally in the 20th & 21st Centuries would bring some sort of wisdom. It doesn’t. I can’t make sense of any of it. All I can say is we should be on a different, much better path.
August 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
2025 is weird if you were born in 1975. Lots of people turn 50, but you would think the perspective of living almost equally in the 20th & 21st Centuries would bring some sort of wisdom. It doesn’t. I can’t make sense of any of it. All I can say is we should be on a different, much better path.
We can learn a lot about the world we live in watching STAR TREK. But some important lessons are about the future, such as:
• things get A LOT WORSE before they get better, but
• we survive, unite, and explore the galaxy,
• and, sadly, human entertainment peaks in the 20th Century.
• things get A LOT WORSE before they get better, but
• we survive, unite, and explore the galaxy,
• and, sadly, human entertainment peaks in the 20th Century.
August 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
We can learn a lot about the world we live in watching STAR TREK. But some important lessons are about the future, such as:
• things get A LOT WORSE before they get better, but
• we survive, unite, and explore the galaxy,
• and, sadly, human entertainment peaks in the 20th Century.
• things get A LOT WORSE before they get better, but
• we survive, unite, and explore the galaxy,
• and, sadly, human entertainment peaks in the 20th Century.
Finishing up Carl Sagan’s THE DEMON-HAUNTED WORLD (1996). 30 years later, there’s still not enough real science on TV, but his comments re: THE X-FILES turned out kinda wrong when you consider “The Scully Effect.” A whole generation of women studied to be scientists because of Gillian Anderson.
August 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Finishing up Carl Sagan’s THE DEMON-HAUNTED WORLD (1996). 30 years later, there’s still not enough real science on TV, but his comments re: THE X-FILES turned out kinda wrong when you consider “The Scully Effect.” A whole generation of women studied to be scientists because of Gillian Anderson.