Lauren Salerno
@paranormalauren.bsky.social
Chicana and Chingona. I have five Sagittarius placements, so...that's why. I talk about Star Wars, books, and feminism a lot, however, I do contain multitudes.
Babe, wake up. It’s time to get your greenie.
September 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Babe, wake up. It’s time to get your greenie.
When you touch one button and your whole website crumbles 
August 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When you touch one button and your whole website crumbles 
The kids are alright.
On Saturday, August 16, hundreds of Latinx punks gathered at MacArthur Park for an evening of anti-authoritarian cumbia and hardcore ska punk as one of the venue’s 10 free summer concerts.
By @jwhendricks.bsky.social
Full story: lataco.com/ska-punk-mac...
By @jwhendricks.bsky.social
Full story: lataco.com/ska-punk-mac...
August 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The kids are alright.
Had such a good time at my last run through before the official launch of my bookstore! The Queer Mercado in East LA is filled with good vibes, honestly.
August 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Had such a good time at my last run through before the official launch of my bookstore! The Queer Mercado in East LA is filled with good vibes, honestly.
Wrote about “Of Monsters and Mainframes” and “Someone You Can Build a Nest In” on the blog today! Also…the bookshop is manifesting this Saturday, August 16 at the Queer Mercado. 🤘🏽
undeadbookshop.com/monsters-wit...
undeadbookshop.com/monsters-wit...
Monsters With a Side of Romance - The Undead Bookshop
The Undead Bookshop is getting ready for our next pop-up. This Saturday, August 16, 2025, we’ll be manifesting at the Queer Mercado in the East L.A. Civic Center. Head over to our event page to see mo...
undeadbookshop.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wrote about “Of Monsters and Mainframes” and “Someone You Can Build a Nest In” on the blog today! Also…the bookshop is manifesting this Saturday, August 16 at the Queer Mercado. 🤘🏽
undeadbookshop.com/monsters-wit...
undeadbookshop.com/monsters-wit...
Like....what???? 🤔
August 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Like....what???? 🤔
I'm entering all the books I have for my market this week and when I put in the ISBN, a description is auto-generated. The AI has not been right once. It's like a HS book report where the student didn't read the book and then tries to say the same sentence in different ways to hit word count. YIKES.
August 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I'm entering all the books I have for my market this week and when I put in the ISBN, a description is auto-generated. The AI has not been right once. It's like a HS book report where the student didn't read the book and then tries to say the same sentence in different ways to hit word count. YIKES.
The overwhelming feeling for today is anger. I’m angry that not a damn thing I learned about the American dream turned out to be true. That in just a few short years, a few people could tear it all down. I’m not sure what we’re even left with.
August 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The overwhelming feeling for today is anger. I’m angry that not a damn thing I learned about the American dream turned out to be true. That in just a few short years, a few people could tear it all down. I’m not sure what we’re even left with.
I’m launching a traveling bookstore and…behold!
The first shipment of books!
The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈
The first shipment of books!
The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈
August 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m launching a traveling bookstore and…behold!
The first shipment of books!
The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈
The first shipment of books!
The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈
I need everyone to stop everything and watch “I’m Your Venus” on Netflix. I love how thoughtful and considerate the makers were while telling the story of Venus Xtravaganza and the love given to her during and after her life. A wonderful follow up to the queer classic “Paris is Burning”.
June 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I need everyone to stop everything and watch “I’m Your Venus” on Netflix. I love how thoughtful and considerate the makers were while telling the story of Venus Xtravaganza and the love given to her during and after her life. A wonderful follow up to the queer classic “Paris is Burning”.
Why is the Democrat call-to-action to…give money to the Democratic Party? What do you meeeeean??? That’s why nobody likes y’all anymore!
June 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why is the Democrat call-to-action to…give money to the Democratic Party? What do you meeeeean??? That’s why nobody likes y’all anymore!
One day, I'm just gonna add a little sundew to my cart and I'm going to purchase that weird little bug-eating baby.
June 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
One day, I'm just gonna add a little sundew to my cart and I'm going to purchase that weird little bug-eating baby.
Why hasn’t Rupaul’s Drag Race done a Night of 1,000 Divines???? Seems like a miss.
June 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why hasn’t Rupaul’s Drag Race done a Night of 1,000 Divines???? Seems like a miss.
Who needs a king when we all know Queens do it better.
June 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Who needs a king when we all know Queens do it better.
Why didn’t I know Wonder Woman was RAZA???
Reminder that I AM LATINA AND PROUD. I am the product of immigration - my grandmother was undocumented and entered the country from Mexico as a baby. My mother was a fierce, gorgeous Latina woman of Mexican and Spanish descent.
June 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Why didn’t I know Wonder Woman was RAZA???
I don’t keep what I say to places like Blusky. My ovaries are so big, I say what I have to say with my whole chest on FB where all my conservative relatives can see.
June 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I don’t keep what I say to places like Blusky. My ovaries are so big, I say what I have to say with my whole chest on FB where all my conservative relatives can see.
Reposted by Lauren Salerno
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
June 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.
Reposted by Lauren Salerno
The Los Angeles Police Department has stated that demonstrations in the city have remained peaceful. Let that sink in.
June 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The Los Angeles Police Department has stated that demonstrations in the city have remained peaceful. Let that sink in.
Reposted by Lauren Salerno
ICE is detaining people in LA in a basement with no beds, no air, no light and not enough food and water.
These are crimes.
These are crimes.
June 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
ICE is detaining people in LA in a basement with no beds, no air, no light and not enough food and water.
These are crimes.
These are crimes.
Reposted by Lauren Salerno
When ICE comes into our neighborhoods targeting our communities and hurting our leaders, we show up! United. Organized. Ready to protect families.
June 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When ICE comes into our neighborhoods targeting our communities and hurting our leaders, we show up! United. Organized. Ready to protect families.
Look at my child! Went to a doggy party this weekend and Janice Lau made this portrait. 🥰
June 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Look at my child! Went to a doggy party this weekend and Janice Lau made this portrait. 🥰
Already seeing some Narkina prisoners in this Paley Andor event!
May 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Already seeing some Narkina prisoners in this Paley Andor event!
Protect the dolls.
Cherish the dolls.
Cherish the dolls.
😑
Libraries under DOD are being required to remove any content with any of these 20 LCSH
Libraries under DOD are being required to remove any content with any of these 20 LCSH
media.defense.gov
May 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Protect the dolls.
Cherish the dolls.
Cherish the dolls.
The overwhelming caucasity of announcing a pregnancy by baking a USED peestick into a cake. Another reminder that one simply cannot eat out of everybody’s house. #secretlivesofmormonwives
May 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The overwhelming caucasity of announcing a pregnancy by baking a USED peestick into a cake. Another reminder that one simply cannot eat out of everybody’s house. #secretlivesofmormonwives