Lauren Salerno
@paranormalauren.bsky.social
Chicana and Chingona. I have five Sagittarius placements, so...that's why. I talk about Star Wars, books, and feminism a lot, however, I do contain multitudes.
Had such a good time at my last run through before the official launch of my bookstore! The Queer Mercado in East LA is filled with good vibes, honestly.
August 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Had such a good time at my last run through before the official launch of my bookstore! The Queer Mercado in East LA is filled with good vibes, honestly.
Like....what???? 🤔
August 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Like....what???? 🤔
I’m launching a traveling bookstore and…behold!
The first shipment of books!
The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈
The first shipment of books!
The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈
August 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m launching a traveling bookstore and…behold!
The first shipment of books!
The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈
The first shipment of books!
The best part is, they’re all gay AF horror, scifi, and fantasy books! I’ll be unboxing all week, so follow along for good book recs. 🌈
Who needs a king when we all know Queens do it better.
June 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Who needs a king when we all know Queens do it better.
Look at my child! Went to a doggy party this weekend and Janice Lau made this portrait. 🥰
June 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Look at my child! Went to a doggy party this weekend and Janice Lau made this portrait. 🥰
I’m excited about ALL of this. Docking Bay 7 Dining Package.
May 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I’m excited about ALL of this. Docking Bay 7 Dining Package.
My dog doesn’t even pay rent!
May 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My dog doesn’t even pay rent!
Imagine being 81 years old and still being able to body a red carpet like this with everyone calling out your name? So fierce. #metgala2025
May 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Imagine being 81 years old and still being able to body a red carpet like this with everyone calling out your name? So fierce. #metgala2025
Sad to be missing so many fun things because I’ve been sickies all week. Staying inside and working on this rad purse for a friend. MTFBWY!
May 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Sad to be missing so many fun things because I’ve been sickies all week. Staying inside and working on this rad purse for a friend. MTFBWY!
Just a sweet lil dog with pup cup face to bless your timeline.
May 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Just a sweet lil dog with pup cup face to bless your timeline.
I fucking LIIIIIIVE. These divas!!!!
April 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I fucking LIIIIIIVE. These divas!!!!
Forbidden pan dulce.
April 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Forbidden pan dulce.
I really fuckin scored on my trip to Jimbocho Book Town!
April 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I really fuckin scored on my trip to Jimbocho Book Town!
Star Wars Celebration nails! 11 more days!
April 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Star Wars Celebration nails! 11 more days!
I can’t express how incredibly comforting it is to see Carrie at protests. Our own patron saint of hope and defiance. ✊🏽
April 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I can’t express how incredibly comforting it is to see Carrie at protests. Our own patron saint of hope and defiance. ✊🏽
Jac Schaeffer just confirmed Rio is Nicholas’ Mom!!!! 😭😭😭
March 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Jac Schaeffer just confirmed Rio is Nicholas’ Mom!!!! 😭😭😭
I think she might be comfortable here now. #rescuedog
March 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I think she might be comfortable here now. #rescuedog
February reading! Bunny was probably my fave last month. I have one more Mona Awad book to read and I’m caught up on her novels. LOVE her work.
March 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
February reading! Bunny was probably my fave last month. I have one more Mona Awad book to read and I’m caught up on her novels. LOVE her work.
Since I feel it in my bones that Andor will get at least a little of the spotlight at Celebration, I decided to do a limited run of my Maarva stickers for SWAG.
February 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Since I feel it in my bones that Andor will get at least a little of the spotlight at Celebration, I decided to do a limited run of my Maarva stickers for SWAG.
I feel compelled to point out the space puppies in the Andor Season 2 trailer. Look at them!
February 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I feel compelled to point out the space puppies in the Andor Season 2 trailer. Look at them!
Today, I got to talk to Sandra Cisneros for a second time. The first time, I wasn’t published yet. In fact, I was a little crushed from not getting a writing fellowship I had mustered all my baby writer courage to apply to. She took time to talk to me and encourage me to not give up.
February 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Today, I got to talk to Sandra Cisneros for a second time. The first time, I wasn’t published yet. In fact, I was a little crushed from not getting a writing fellowship I had mustered all my baby writer courage to apply to. She took time to talk to me and encourage me to not give up.
Made a little book bag. Hoping to sell at little craft markets in the near future.
February 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Made a little book bag. Hoping to sell at little craft markets in the near future.
Getting really excited for Star Wars Celebration Japan! My Sailor Ryloth buttons just came in!
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Getting really excited for Star Wars Celebration Japan! My Sailor Ryloth buttons just came in!