Polly
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Happily escaping from Musk’s sewage farm because he’s a narcissistic psychopath.
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If you repost this repost shamelessly plugging the gig me & Forcione are doing in Brighton then i'll do a random winner pick thing as well & if you win that & if I've been lucky enough to win Kathy Burke's brilliant book I'll lend it to you.
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brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...
October 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
If you repost this repost shamelessly plugging the gig me & Forcione are doing in Brighton then i'll do a random winner pick thing as well & if you win that & if I've been lucky enough to win Kathy Burke's brilliant book I'll lend it to you.
brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...
brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...
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MAGICIAN: Is this your card?
ME: No
MAGICIAN: Is this your card?
ME: No
MAGICIAN: This one?
ME: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday?
ME: No
MAGICIAN: Is this your card?
ME: No
MAGICIAN: This one?
ME: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday?
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
MAGICIAN: Is this your card?
ME: No
MAGICIAN: Is this your card?
ME: No
MAGICIAN: This one?
ME: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday?
ME: No
MAGICIAN: Is this your card?
ME: No
MAGICIAN: This one?
ME: No. When is our regular postman back from holiday?
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Just so you know, if you'd like a book that's not on my website, you can.
And right now, i'd REALLY appreciate it.
You can message me here.
You can DM me.
Or you can email me at biggreenbooks@gmail.com.
I can get pretty much anything.
Thanks.
And right now, i'd REALLY appreciate it.
You can message me here.
You can DM me.
Or you can email me at biggreenbooks@gmail.com.
I can get pretty much anything.
Thanks.
October 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Just so you know, if you'd like a book that's not on my website, you can.
And right now, i'd REALLY appreciate it.
You can message me here.
You can DM me.
Or you can email me at biggreenbooks@gmail.com.
I can get pretty much anything.
Thanks.
And right now, i'd REALLY appreciate it.
You can message me here.
You can DM me.
Or you can email me at biggreenbooks@gmail.com.
I can get pretty much anything.
Thanks.
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RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
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The paperback of Grace's book's coming out in January '26.
Hopefully, with your help, we'll then be able to get it into loads of health centres and GP surgeries all across the UK.
Please help, if you can.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/86e1e73e29...
Hopefully, with your help, we'll then be able to get it into loads of health centres and GP surgeries all across the UK.
Please help, if you can.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/86e1e73e29...
Chronic Illness Book to Health Centres Across UK
To get copies of Grace Quantock's book, "Living Well With Chronic Illness" into waiting rooms & surgeries across Wales & the rest of the UK.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The paperback of Grace's book's coming out in January '26.
Hopefully, with your help, we'll then be able to get it into loads of health centres and GP surgeries all across the UK.
Please help, if you can.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/86e1e73e29...
Hopefully, with your help, we'll then be able to get it into loads of health centres and GP surgeries all across the UK.
Please help, if you can.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/86e1e73e29...
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Today I'm launching a Crowdfunder with the incredible Grace Quantock.
The aim of this is to get Grace's book "Living Well with Chronic Illness" into health centres across the UK.
We be so grateful for your support.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/86e1e73e29...
The aim of this is to get Grace's book "Living Well with Chronic Illness" into health centres across the UK.
We be so grateful for your support.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/86e1e73e29...
September 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Today I'm launching a Crowdfunder with the incredible Grace Quantock.
The aim of this is to get Grace's book "Living Well with Chronic Illness" into health centres across the UK.
We be so grateful for your support.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/86e1e73e29...
The aim of this is to get Grace's book "Living Well with Chronic Illness" into health centres across the UK.
We be so grateful for your support.
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/86e1e73e29...
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We’ve been watching Wolf Hall, a fascinating study of how the fragile male ego of a fickle, greedy despot creates a culture of deep cruelty and mistrust, where everyone lives in fear of saying the wrong thing. Thank goodness we’ve moved on from those times.
February 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
We’ve been watching Wolf Hall, a fascinating study of how the fragile male ego of a fickle, greedy despot creates a culture of deep cruelty and mistrust, where everyone lives in fear of saying the wrong thing. Thank goodness we’ve moved on from those times.
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September 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Good luck running vital services when locals withhold council tax, Epping Council. It’s difficult to know who’s responsible for the bullet hole in your foot when you and your racist citizens are all holding a smoking gun that you’ve loaded for them.
August 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Good luck running vital services when locals withhold council tax, Epping Council. It’s difficult to know who’s responsible for the bullet hole in your foot when you and your racist citizens are all holding a smoking gun that you’ve loaded for them.
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always good to check the edit history on Twitter as they can sometimes be revealing
What Douglas Carswell has written today is awful bad in its final form, but his original tweet was worse
He's not correcting a typo
"From Epping to the sea, let's make England immigrant free" just showed his hand
What Douglas Carswell has written today is awful bad in its final form, but his original tweet was worse
He's not correcting a typo
"From Epping to the sea, let's make England immigrant free" just showed his hand
![Douglas Carswell @DouglasCarswell
From Epping to the sea, let's make England Abdul free
5h
[Quote tweet @GBPolitics]
NEW: Epping locals vow to stop paying council tax after the High Court ruled that asylum seekers can stay in a hotel
[@DailyMail]
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![Douglas Carswell @DouglasCarswell
From Epping to the sea, let's make England immigrant free
[Quote tweet] @GBPolitics
*NEW: Epping locals vow to stop paying council tax after the High Court ruled that asylum seekers can stay in a hotel
[@DailyMail]
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August 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
always good to check the edit history on Twitter as they can sometimes be revealing
What Douglas Carswell has written today is awful bad in its final form, but his original tweet was worse
He's not correcting a typo
"From Epping to the sea, let's make England immigrant free" just showed his hand
What Douglas Carswell has written today is awful bad in its final form, but his original tweet was worse
He's not correcting a typo
"From Epping to the sea, let's make England immigrant free" just showed his hand
From Coton to the sea,
The UK’s better, Farage-free.
The UK’s better, Farage-free.
August 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
From Coton to the sea,
The UK’s better, Farage-free.
The UK’s better, Farage-free.
From Coton to the sea,
The UK’s better, Carswell-free.
The UK’s better, Carswell-free.
August 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
From Coton to the sea,
The UK’s better, Carswell-free.
The UK’s better, Carswell-free.
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My brother in law was very pleased with the North York Moors print I gave him for his birthday. Gail's frames are also worth the extra money vs somewhere like ikea bc a) the prints then come framed so you don't have to do anything and b) they're much higher quality than ones I buy myself 🤦
Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, accessories and stationery.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares, accessories and stationery.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
June 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
My brother in law was very pleased with the North York Moors print I gave him for his birthday. Gail's frames are also worth the extra money vs somewhere like ikea bc a) the prints then come framed so you don't have to do anything and b) they're much higher quality than ones I buy myself 🤦
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The books we love when we're young are the ones that make us readers. They shape us at the deepest levels, and they stay with us forever. So whatever else you do - please never stop reading books with kids, and encouraging them to read. Please never stop changing lives! #literacy
June 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The books we love when we're young are the ones that make us readers. They shape us at the deepest levels, and they stay with us forever. So whatever else you do - please never stop reading books with kids, and encouraging them to read. Please never stop changing lives! #literacy
I see Donald Trump and our version, Boris Johnson, are trying to out-stupid each other. So far, the scores are:
Ridiculous hair: 1-1
Narcissism: 1-1
Pompous bloviating: 1-1
Fucking stupid cult following: 1-1
Utter incompetence as leader: 2-1 to Trump, giving Trump a slight lead. More as we get it.
Ridiculous hair: 1-1
Narcissism: 1-1
Pompous bloviating: 1-1
Fucking stupid cult following: 1-1
Utter incompetence as leader: 2-1 to Trump, giving Trump a slight lead. More as we get it.
May 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I see Donald Trump and our version, Boris Johnson, are trying to out-stupid each other. So far, the scores are:
Ridiculous hair: 1-1
Narcissism: 1-1
Pompous bloviating: 1-1
Fucking stupid cult following: 1-1
Utter incompetence as leader: 2-1 to Trump, giving Trump a slight lead. More as we get it.
Ridiculous hair: 1-1
Narcissism: 1-1
Pompous bloviating: 1-1
Fucking stupid cult following: 1-1
Utter incompetence as leader: 2-1 to Trump, giving Trump a slight lead. More as we get it.
@eurovision.tv I’ll be turning over when a certain country performs. My son refuses to watch because of your flag rules. No idea what you think you’re doing but it’s not a good look.
May 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@eurovision.tv I’ll be turning over when a certain country performs. My son refuses to watch because of your flag rules. No idea what you think you’re doing but it’s not a good look.
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There’s always a tweet with these folks.
May 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There’s always a tweet with these folks.
I enjoyed Vance and Rubio listening and watching with sneaking admiration to a dignified, measured, informed and intelligent Mark Carney responding to Trump’s lies and arrogant bullshit and realising what a monstrous moron they’ve sold their withered souls to. I hope they can’t sleep at night.
May 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I enjoyed Vance and Rubio listening and watching with sneaking admiration to a dignified, measured, informed and intelligent Mark Carney responding to Trump’s lies and arrogant bullshit and realising what a monstrous moron they’ve sold their withered souls to. I hope they can’t sleep at night.
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Got to be honest, she looks just like him.
www.theguardian.com/money/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/money/2025/m...
Woman wins £30,000 compensation for being compared to Darth Vader
Croydon employment tribunal rules NHS worker Lorna Rooke suffered workplace ‘detriment’
www.theguardian.com
May 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Got to be honest, she looks just like him.
www.theguardian.com/money/2025/m...
www.theguardian.com/money/2025/m...
Did anyone else watch stunningly colourful shows like Pot Black, Come Dancing and The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau in glorious black and white?
“And now he’s lined up the cue ball (white) perfectly to pot the green (grey) and be in an ideal position for the blue (grey) and pink (grey).”
“And now he’s lined up the cue ball (white) perfectly to pot the green (grey) and be in an ideal position for the blue (grey) and pink (grey).”
May 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Did anyone else watch stunningly colourful shows like Pot Black, Come Dancing and The Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau in glorious black and white?
“And now he’s lined up the cue ball (white) perfectly to pot the green (grey) and be in an ideal position for the blue (grey) and pink (grey).”
“And now he’s lined up the cue ball (white) perfectly to pot the green (grey) and be in an ideal position for the blue (grey) and pink (grey).”
My adult son asked the order of the colours in snooker at the weekend and I reeled them off. How had I learned them? The honest answer is from Snooker Loopy by Chas & Dave.
May 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
My adult son asked the order of the colours in snooker at the weekend and I reeled them off. How had I learned them? The honest answer is from Snooker Loopy by Chas & Dave.
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New series of Michael Spicer: No Room. Starts tomorrow night at 11pm on BBC Radio 4.
Contains sketches like that one up there.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
Contains sketches like that one up there.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio 4 - Michael Spicer: No Room, Series 2, 1. God King of the Universe Lord Sugar will see you now
The Apprentice challenge - can the boys' team build a sustainable planet in three days?
www.bbc.co.uk
April 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
New series of Michael Spicer: No Room. Starts tomorrow night at 11pm on BBC Radio 4.
Contains sketches like that one up there.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
Contains sketches like that one up there.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
The always excellent Michael Spicer doing what he does best. Sublime.
Tory MP IT Support
Tory MP IT Support
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
April 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The always excellent Michael Spicer doing what he does best. Sublime.
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Saw white smoke at the Rice Krispies factory. They must have chosen a new Pop.
April 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Saw white smoke at the Rice Krispies factory. They must have chosen a new Pop.