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Gaga….
March 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Literally what could be better than getting off an airplane and seeing an Airport Mouse
January 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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November 21, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Starve acre coded
What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?

*One of* my fields I guess

A shocking number of people bring orphaned baby bunnies to a wildlife rehab and say they've been feeding it their own breast milk
What is common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?

(Bringing back a 2018 Twitter hit): Keeping honey bees to save the bees is like keeping chickens to save the birds. They're a managed species and not at risk of extinction. The bees at risk of extinction are wild species.
November 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Crisis core is a bad game [which I am playing again] but the feral part of me loves that Zack becomes antagonistic friends with beloved child tiny Yuffie
November 20, 2024 at 12:44 PM
I don’t think it’s right that if I do no yoga for ten months that when I finally do and do a ragdoll situation everything in my back does a noise like train tracks being switched. I don’t want to pay for my crimes
November 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Every final fantasy playlist includes aerith’s theme and that’s fine. My girl! MY GIRL 😭
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Oooohhhh it’s a bad old world
November 15, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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Finding all your old Twitter follows here is very fun, like it's Final Fantasy 6 and you have to go around getting your friends back together because the old world got destroyed by a sociopath with bad jokes
April 28, 2023 at 5:32 PM
Every day I wake up and happily read my new email from photobucket which has been threatening to delete my account with increasing distress for at least six months
February 27, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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its been a while since making a new apparel item made me kind of nervous haha!! i hope people like the cloaks 🥺
January 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Bluski bluski how I neglect you. I watched Barbie and i thought it was boring. It had the exact same number of jokes that were in the trailer except they were all three minutes long, which is too long for one joke. (Also it was thematically empty) that’s my take for today
January 17, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Good morning to the old man at the coffee shop who ordered his coffee in an oatmeal container so he could dip his croissant in it
October 9, 2023 at 12:46 PM
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Good morning from Starbucks where the baristas are discussing parallels between Taylor swift and Sylvia Plath
September 25, 2023 at 12:35 PM
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nothing like rereading your own fanfiction like "wow this slaps, it's like it was written by someone who knows exactly what i was looking for in a fic"
September 13, 2023 at 1:36 PM
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the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you
September 13, 2023 at 10:16 AM
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Please please please get your booster, and tell your loved ones too!
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September 12, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Someone for real just brought an entire desk onto my bus
September 12, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Wow happy iwtv being on hbo max day to me, that ruled
September 8, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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emerging from IT hell to spread the word: if you have a mac or iphone or apple device, install all available updates asap. there's a VERY bad 0-day exploit that dropped last night arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023...
September 8, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Nature briefing newsletter having a bit of fun today I see
September 7, 2023 at 12:06 AM
God I love public transit god it’s in such rough shape
September 6, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Original flavor Reno saying “those who sacrifice themselves for their job aren’t pros…just fools.” FF7 literally has so many things to teach us to this day
September 2, 2023 at 1:32 PM