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shea molloy
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data, design + a bunch of hills *someone* is going to die on

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People who cough a lot shouldn't come to the office
May 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The FTC is requesting comments from social media users about online censorship. To ensure that this does not become a mechanism to justify greater governmental control over online speech, Don't Delete Art has provided a boilerplate text for you to include/incorporate. www.dontdelete.art/ftc-response
FTC Response — Don't Delete Art
www.dontdelete.art
May 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
🚨🚨🚨ATTN NYC: YOU HAVE APPROXIMATELY 3 WEEKS TO WEAR EVERY CUTE LIGHT JACKET TAKING UP 20% OF YOUR CLOSET SPACE🚨🚨🚨

THIS OFFER WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE AGAIN UNTIL SEPTEMBER 30, 2025
April 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
re-sharing this chrome extension I made *7 years ago* that swaps out Cuomo's name to "Amazon Cuomo" after he was willing to sell out LIC for that crappy HQ2 deal:
github.com/papermashea/...

...this mayoral campaign is gonna be rough
GitHub - papermashea/AmazonCuomo: a chrome extension that replaces the phrase "Andrew Cuomo" with "Amazon Cuomo", since he was willing to sell himself and his city for it
a chrome extension that replaces the phrase "Andrew Cuomo" with "Amazon Cuomo", since he was willing to sell himself and his city for it - papermashea/AmazonCuomo
github.com
March 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If someone ran for office on the promise of reducing text-based scams they would fully sweep across every party I stg

Wild to me that this one figured out where I live now and used a 917 number rather than one with my hometown area code (immediate giveaway)
February 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
targeted ICE raids in Brooklyn, know your (and others') rights:

www.nyc.gov/site/immigra...
Know Your Rights: Federal Immigration Enforcement (ICE) - MOIA
www.nyc.gov
January 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Yes... it is important to consider our position in a collapsing nation but also you should go outside for a few minutes. Take a walk in a state park. Take a breath and get the fuck off the Internet for a few hours. You are useless in a state of doom-focused paralysis, take a break.
January 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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yeah let’s maybe not give tiktok to this guy
January 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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It's a bad week to have media literacy
January 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Only 1 library held the alleged source material for this amazing MLK quote. The kind people at Emory confirmed that they are his words.
January 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.

We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I was all annoyed that I had to wait for like, 30 min and behind a walk-in at Walgreens until I talked to the pharm tech about her day.

Apparently they're always massively understaffed because they don't want to pay anyone for full-time.

Now I'm all annoyed for VERY DIFFERENT REASONS jfc
November 12, 2024 at 4:49 PM
just finished season 2 of Korra and I have legit never felt so much hope
a cartoon character from avatar the last airbender named korra
Alt: a cartoon character from avatar the last airbender named korra
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2024 at 4:09 AM
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William Gibson (abridged)
October 13, 2024 at 7:43 PM
this little data snippet gives me so much insight into growth of a user base vs. the experience of the user
September 26, 2024 at 3:33 PM
hot subway conductor driving a train drinking the largest dunkins I've ever seen is the best dunkins ad
September 19, 2024 at 12:42 PM
just had the experience of making direct eye contact with a dude who was walking 2-across on a narrow sidewalk and refusing to alter my path so he had to instead, what a rush

is this my empowered age? should i apply to a senior position or pick a legal battle or something?
September 13, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a bioshock villain
August 22, 2024 at 12:13 AM
truly the little (furry, purry) things that matter most
August 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I think about this story from my Futures Studies course every day:

slate.com/technology/2...

IMO the pinnacle of speculative fiction: forward-thinking world building while examining climate catastrophe and the relationships between humans and technology (+ I couldn't put it down)
August 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
what does this haunting statue from an antique store in NJ even MEAN please someone help
August 19, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to prevent the rise of generative AI
August 15, 2024 at 7:23 PM
if u do this to me, i will come back from the dead to haunt u all
at my funeral i want a monitor that slowly scrolls through all my posts
August 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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Harris and Walz should go on Hot Ones.
I don’t want to speak for all white people, but I’m pretty sure we’ll get through this.
August 16, 2024 at 12:49 PM
my postcard addiction is a slippery slope to stamp collection (these are my favorites)
August 16, 2024 at 1:04 PM