Papa JackJohn
@papajackjohn.bsky.social
(He/Him)
Semi-professionally dumb online
Twitch - PapaJackJohn
Cohost of Here's A Guy Podcast
Semi-professionally dumb online
Twitch - PapaJackJohn
Cohost of Here's A Guy Podcast
I've read several Pete the Cat books to my Son and the only conclusion I've come to is that Pete absolutely deals at his school but he's got really good prices and is nice to everyone about it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I've read several Pete the Cat books to my Son and the only conclusion I've come to is that Pete absolutely deals at his school but he's got really good prices and is nice to everyone about it.
Shaggy singing 'Wasn't Me' during the #MacysThanksgivngParade is what today was made for
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Shaggy singing 'Wasn't Me' during the #MacysThanksgivngParade is what today was made for
The Fuck ICE movement also extends to snow.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Fuck ICE movement also extends to snow.
Iowa as an entire concept was forged so that one day Americans would have a singular location to host all the shitty, must see football games.
November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Iowa as an entire concept was forged so that one day Americans would have a singular location to host all the shitty, must see football games.
Proud Papa Moment: I've told my son 'We have that at home' enough times at the store that he's telling it to me when I pick things up
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Proud Papa Moment: I've told my son 'We have that at home' enough times at the store that he's telling it to me when I pick things up
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was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
October 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
Happy 10 year anniversary to that time I was accidentally a furry at a gay bar.
October 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Happy 10 year anniversary to that time I was accidentally a furry at a gay bar.
My two year old has been running into various rooms in the house and yelling "I NEED SOME SPACE"
So I guess he's a teenager now.
So I guess he's a teenager now.
July 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My two year old has been running into various rooms in the house and yelling "I NEED SOME SPACE"
So I guess he's a teenager now.
So I guess he's a teenager now.
I've never been happier to waste $24
July 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I've never been happier to waste $24
My favorite part of having a Toddler is watching the intrusive thoughts win in real time.
July 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My favorite part of having a Toddler is watching the intrusive thoughts win in real time.
i miss u. i think about u everyday.
July 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i miss u. i think about u everyday.
The kids show 'Spidey and His Amazing Friends' using Patrick Stump to write a poppunk banger intro theme is a gift to parents aged 30+ everywhere
July 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The kids show 'Spidey and His Amazing Friends' using Patrick Stump to write a poppunk banger intro theme is a gift to parents aged 30+ everywhere
Stayed up til 2am rearranging my desk and deep cleaning my keyboard.
Manic swings are back on the fucking menu, Lads.
Manic swings are back on the fucking menu, Lads.
June 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Stayed up til 2am rearranging my desk and deep cleaning my keyboard.
Manic swings are back on the fucking menu, Lads.
Manic swings are back on the fucking menu, Lads.
The Fresh Feed Dog Food commercials are for people who fuck their dogs.
June 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Fresh Feed Dog Food commercials are for people who fuck their dogs.
My wife, trying to sing 'Father Figure' by George Michael but forgetting the words:
🎵 I will be your Founding Father🎵
🎵 I will be your Founding Father🎵
June 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My wife, trying to sing 'Father Figure' by George Michael but forgetting the words:
🎵 I will be your Founding Father🎵
🎵 I will be your Founding Father🎵
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It's my bday this week and we're partying up with Mario party 3 night featuring @papajackjohn.bsky.social @n0isses.bsky.social and sirbythedoor!!! You can mess with the game as we play thanks to Crowd Control! Make sure to tune in this Thursday, June 5th at 8:00 p.m EST for some crazy shenanigans!
June 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It's my bday this week and we're partying up with Mario party 3 night featuring @papajackjohn.bsky.social @n0isses.bsky.social and sirbythedoor!!! You can mess with the game as we play thanks to Crowd Control! Make sure to tune in this Thursday, June 5th at 8:00 p.m EST for some crazy shenanigans!
Things you say as a Parent in your 30s:
"Remember when we used to put red pepper flakes on everything? We were so adventurous."
"Remember when we used to put red pepper flakes on everything? We were so adventurous."
June 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Things you say as a Parent in your 30s:
"Remember when we used to put red pepper flakes on everything? We were so adventurous."
"Remember when we used to put red pepper flakes on everything? We were so adventurous."
Seeing Motion City Soundtrack as the first concert after covid and fucking WEEPING in the pit during Everything is Alright.
Magical moment
Magical moment
so we did worst concert experience, what's your best concert experience?
my favourites so far have been gwar (saw em 2-3x before dave brockie died), and pixies (shockingly without kim deal, they were still great despite zero stage presence. they're my fave tho so maybe I'm biased)
my favourites so far have been gwar (saw em 2-3x before dave brockie died), and pixies (shockingly without kim deal, they were still great despite zero stage presence. they're my fave tho so maybe I'm biased)
May 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Seeing Motion City Soundtrack as the first concert after covid and fucking WEEPING in the pit during Everything is Alright.
Magical moment
Magical moment
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Wishing @papajackjohn.bsky.social a very happy “don’t say anything to get the feds ringing your doorbell” day indeed
May 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Wishing @papajackjohn.bsky.social a very happy “don’t say anything to get the feds ringing your doorbell” day indeed
Nobody cares, but my favorite deck in #Pokémon #PocketTCG right now is just two chonks and all the heals in the world.
May 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Nobody cares, but my favorite deck in #Pokémon #PocketTCG right now is just two chonks and all the heals in the world.
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We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!
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Hell, Charlie Brown had hoes
May 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hell, Charlie Brown had hoes
I enjoy watching trash TV with my wife. Real housewives? Oh fuck yeah. Below Deck? Sign me the fuck up. Selling Sunset? Totally on the couch for that shit
But Secret Lives of Mormon wives is the single worst brainrot shit I have ever seen.
But Secret Lives of Mormon wives is the single worst brainrot shit I have ever seen.
May 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I enjoy watching trash TV with my wife. Real housewives? Oh fuck yeah. Below Deck? Sign me the fuck up. Selling Sunset? Totally on the couch for that shit
But Secret Lives of Mormon wives is the single worst brainrot shit I have ever seen.
But Secret Lives of Mormon wives is the single worst brainrot shit I have ever seen.
We're two days away from my favorite stream of the year!
Our little show is celebrating 150 episodes next week.
Come hang out, drink some brews, and watch me eat a prawn wellington.
Come hang out, drink some brews, and watch me eat a prawn wellington.
May 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
We're two days away from my favorite stream of the year!