Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
I’ll no be back until Romanov is gone
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’ll no be back until Romanov is gone
Think we’ve all given up now the title challenge is over. I see we can’t even be bothered to play a match this weekend
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Think we’ve all given up now the title challenge is over. I see we can’t even be bothered to play a match this weekend
He might find Australia a bit too left-wing compared to England
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
He might find Australia a bit too left-wing compared to England
Pal , they’re based out of the Shard in Canarie’s wharf in the City of London.
Big time players.
Hibs are approaching a crisis point that only a merger with HMFC will solve.
Big time players.
Hibs are approaching a crisis point that only a merger with HMFC will solve.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Pal , they’re based out of the Shard in Canarie’s wharf in the City of London.
Big time players.
Hibs are approaching a crisis point that only a merger with HMFC will solve.
Big time players.
Hibs are approaching a crisis point that only a merger with HMFC will solve.
But Cathro retaining the weirdest title throughout
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
But Cathro retaining the weirdest title throughout
No one’s getting me off the Castlemaine 4X. No one.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
No one’s getting me off the Castlemaine 4X. No one.
You absolutely do not need to buy tickets to transfer between the terminals at Heathrow. No idea who this cunt is but he’s a certified fucking halfwit
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You absolutely do not need to buy tickets to transfer between the terminals at Heathrow. No idea who this cunt is but he’s a certified fucking halfwit
It’s not in the same league as New York and Chicago but it’s a nice wee City.
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It’s not in the same league as New York and Chicago but it’s a nice wee City.
It’s part of the marginal differences that will always favour the old firm. Zero chance that happens in Glasgow
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s part of the marginal differences that will always favour the old firm. Zero chance that happens in Glasgow
If you want to do stuff then, obviously, London is the best city in the UK. I’d rather live in Edinburgh, though, because I’m not a billionaire
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you want to do stuff then, obviously, London is the best city in the UK. I’d rather live in Edinburgh, though, because I’m not a billionaire
Let’s hope you never reach the end of the chode
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Let’s hope you never reach the end of the chode
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They banned short shorts because of woke. And Peter Beardsley
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They banned short shorts because of woke. And Peter Beardsley
Big Dave’s shorts are porno
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Big Dave’s shorts are porno
They’ll not drop points to St Mirren and Dundee United
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They’ll not drop points to St Mirren and Dundee United
He was my favourite player - some boy
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
He was my favourite player - some boy
At least he can score a header
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
At least he can score a header
You’re just more centred than some* weirdos on here
*me
*me
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You’re just more centred than some* weirdos on here
*me
*me
I’m not convinced at all by Finlay - Jamestown was right
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m not convinced at all by Finlay - Jamestown was right
It would be good if we could revert to being able to defend corners and free kicks again
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It would be good if we could revert to being able to defend corners and free kicks again