Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
New York Times employing a strategy that’s sure to see their Scottish subscription base thrive.
I know who would love this @everybodylovesij.bsky.social
I know who would love this @everybodylovesij.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
New York Times employing a strategy that’s sure to see their Scottish subscription base thrive.
I know who would love this @everybodylovesij.bsky.social
I know who would love this @everybodylovesij.bsky.social
You absolutely can
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You absolutely can
I know that physiognomy was discredited in about 1892 but sometimes I wonder
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I know that physiognomy was discredited in about 1892 but sometimes I wonder
Changed that for you pal
November 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Changed that for you pal
What could go wrong? miro.medium.com/1*d7LydBBQyn...
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What could go wrong? miro.medium.com/1*d7LydBBQyn...
Aberdeen didnae steam in like this 😂
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Aberdeen didnae steam in like this 😂
“I’m a sophisticated soccer robot sent from Gorgie past to change the future for one shitey Glasgow club”
“It was just my time. It was just my time”
“It was just my time. It was just my time”
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“I’m a sophisticated soccer robot sent from Gorgie past to change the future for one shitey Glasgow club”
“It was just my time. It was just my time”
“It was just my time. It was just my time”
Is there any rival to this in terms of the most batshit hilarious thing that ever happened in Scottish football?
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Is there any rival to this in terms of the most batshit hilarious thing that ever happened in Scottish football?
THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR NEW YORK!!!
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR NEW YORK!!!
If you’ve ever wondered where all the arseholes in New York City live, the NYT have provided a useful infographic
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If you’ve ever wondered where all the arseholes in New York City live, the NYT have provided a useful infographic
Funny that the BBC feel the need to caveat one of those victories but not the other.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Funny that the BBC feel the need to caveat one of those victories but not the other.
“If the sandwich did not explode, you must acquit!”
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“If the sandwich did not explode, you must acquit!”
More tacky shite to fleece the fans at Christmas.
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
More tacky shite to fleece the fans at Christmas.
Would you like me to apply da baby oil to Satan’s asshole boss?
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Would you like me to apply da baby oil to Satan’s asshole boss?
MISSING
My pals grandad has gone missing. Last seen leaving the nursing home wearing his Celtic tracksuit (still from
CCTV below).
May approach you to ask ‘Where’s Henrik?’
He’s harmless but vulnerable - please share widely - we need to get him safely home.
My pals grandad has gone missing. Last seen leaving the nursing home wearing his Celtic tracksuit (still from
CCTV below).
May approach you to ask ‘Where’s Henrik?’
He’s harmless but vulnerable - please share widely - we need to get him safely home.
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
MISSING
My pals grandad has gone missing. Last seen leaving the nursing home wearing his Celtic tracksuit (still from
CCTV below).
May approach you to ask ‘Where’s Henrik?’
He’s harmless but vulnerable - please share widely - we need to get him safely home.
My pals grandad has gone missing. Last seen leaving the nursing home wearing his Celtic tracksuit (still from
CCTV below).
May approach you to ask ‘Where’s Henrik?’
He’s harmless but vulnerable - please share widely - we need to get him safely home.
Feel like every good moment on Bluesky is like this:
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Feel like every good moment on Bluesky is like this: