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Pants Shaton
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PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Update:

Celtic: 8/10 - really good right from the start. I know we shouldn’t be doing ‘Hello Hello’ but non-sectarian version allowed for trolling purposes. Bit of ‘Gorgie Rules’ when Findlay wiped the lad out 👍. Proper Tynecastle atmosphere.
Hearts fans ratings over the past 3 games at Tynecastle:

Livi: 1/10 - an absolute graveyard transferring death vibe negativity direct to the pitch

St Mirren: 8/10 superb from start to finish

Falkirk: 3/10 muted from the beginning - enthusiasm vacuum
January 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Would be a right laugh if Farage defected to the Tories now
January 26, 2026 at 3:22 PM
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Fouls per yellow card:

Hearts 5.9
Rangers 6.2
Celtic 7.1

You have to laugh at their establishment conspiracy pish.

From the most establishment, Tory club in British Football. Hope Sir Rod is spewing into his Reform manifesto
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 AM
I hope he finds the help he needs.
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Did some Celtic fans steal Joel and Craig’s camera? Where’s the @heartsstandard.bsky.social reaction video?
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
My experience on here is being in an entirely Hearts bubble - unlike on Twitter where oddball opposition fans frequently popped up.

Seeing that nonce Celtic fan getting in amongst the Hearts posts here and I have to say, I don’t miss it.
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Me: I wonder if Rangers have a tough game next weekend?

[checks fixtures]
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Some fat arsehole tried to squeeze through the turnstile with me today and then kept trying it with a bunch of other people. Think he was Celtic. Clueless steward was fucking useless.

There must be dozens of fuckers getting through like this
January 25, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I’m going to repost my own post until Disco John gets the recognition he deserves.

He deserves a chance at a big club and Aberdeen is exactly the stepping stone he needs to achieve that
Nothing can stop this colossus of a man
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Martin O’Neill might think that’s not a red but, to be fair to the referee, the last time Martin updated himself on the laws of the game, they were written on parchment
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
😘
January 25, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Hearts the better side

Missed opportunity in a way
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Chesnekov?
January 25, 2026 at 2:52 PM
If we were looking for clear indications that the Old Firm are running scared, just look at Celtic’s ticket sales for today’s game.

Barely over 600.

In the past they’d shift far more than that.

A club in visible decline.
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Nothing can stop this colossus of a man
January 25, 2026 at 12:35 PM
This can’t be a real thing.

Fair play to Google Maps - who lost a lot of credibility with their ‘Gulf of America’ pish
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
That risible performance at Easter Road is all the more shameful when you consider how utterly shite Hibernian FC are
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Tragic how Pat’s love of driving would later take such a dark turn
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Swinney ‘considering’ capping what we can charge away fans at £25

Ha ha ha

Fuck off and do your real job man
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 PM
What an embarrassing weirdo

Shameful stuff from HMFC
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Reposted by Pants Shaton
You're watching BBC Scotland.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
We should almost feel guilty about this.

It’s a form of cruelty
Nicked off FB but there it is, the most one-sided derby in the UK.
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Fuck knows how likely it is - presumably not at all

But it would be fucking superb if we pulled a signing out of the bag that absolutely amazed us all. Another one of those big statements we love to make.
January 23, 2026 at 9:38 AM