Pants Shaton
@pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter
De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
Dislike Hibs and fascists. Especially Hibs fascists.
Cineworld in Edinburgh will be showing ‘Melania’ - which is weird
7 people have booked tickets for the first evening show- which is weirder (two loners, a couple [fascist first date] and a party of three [strong suspicion ‘wacky’ students being ironic])
Would love to know who these people are.
7 people have booked tickets for the first evening show- which is weirder (two loners, a couple [fascist first date] and a party of three [strong suspicion ‘wacky’ students being ironic])
Would love to know who these people are.
January 28, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Cineworld in Edinburgh will be showing ‘Melania’ - which is weird
7 people have booked tickets for the first evening show- which is weirder (two loners, a couple [fascist first date] and a party of three [strong suspicion ‘wacky’ students being ironic])
Would love to know who these people are.
7 people have booked tickets for the first evening show- which is weirder (two loners, a couple [fascist first date] and a party of three [strong suspicion ‘wacky’ students being ironic])
Would love to know who these people are.
MASSIVELY
NEGATIVELY
SELECTED
Absolutely damning stuff from this boy!
NEGATIVELY
SELECTED
Absolutely damning stuff from this boy!
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
MASSIVELY
NEGATIVELY
SELECTED
Absolutely damning stuff from this boy!
NEGATIVELY
SELECTED
Absolutely damning stuff from this boy!
Nice to hear Laurie caveat a potential criticism of McInnes with ‘I’ve not played professional football or managed over 800 games’ on Scarves Around the Funnel.
Unthinkable that another of those boys would show that level of humility.
Unthinkable that another of those boys would show that level of humility.
January 27, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Nice to hear Laurie caveat a potential criticism of McInnes with ‘I’ve not played professional football or managed over 800 games’ on Scarves Around the Funnel.
Unthinkable that another of those boys would show that level of humility.
Unthinkable that another of those boys would show that level of humility.
Disgusting. I’ve burnt my Labour season ticket.
January 26, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Disgusting. I’ve burnt my Labour season ticket.
Update:
Celtic: 8/10 - really good right from the start. I know we shouldn’t be doing ‘Hello Hello’ but non-sectarian version allowed for trolling purposes. Bit of ‘Gorgie Rules’ when Findlay wiped the lad out 👍. Proper Tynecastle atmosphere.
Celtic: 8/10 - really good right from the start. I know we shouldn’t be doing ‘Hello Hello’ but non-sectarian version allowed for trolling purposes. Bit of ‘Gorgie Rules’ when Findlay wiped the lad out 👍. Proper Tynecastle atmosphere.
Hearts fans ratings over the past 3 games at Tynecastle:
Livi: 1/10 - an absolute graveyard transferring death vibe negativity direct to the pitch
St Mirren: 8/10 superb from start to finish
Falkirk: 3/10 muted from the beginning - enthusiasm vacuum
Livi: 1/10 - an absolute graveyard transferring death vibe negativity direct to the pitch
St Mirren: 8/10 superb from start to finish
Falkirk: 3/10 muted from the beginning - enthusiasm vacuum
January 26, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Update:
Celtic: 8/10 - really good right from the start. I know we shouldn’t be doing ‘Hello Hello’ but non-sectarian version allowed for trolling purposes. Bit of ‘Gorgie Rules’ when Findlay wiped the lad out 👍. Proper Tynecastle atmosphere.
Celtic: 8/10 - really good right from the start. I know we shouldn’t be doing ‘Hello Hello’ but non-sectarian version allowed for trolling purposes. Bit of ‘Gorgie Rules’ when Findlay wiped the lad out 👍. Proper Tynecastle atmosphere.
Fucking object case for the saying “Why do the good die young?”
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
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Ex-Fifa boss shows support for boycott calls
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Security concerns over tournament have risen
Former Fifa president Sepp Blatter on Monday suggested he supports fans boycotting World Cup matches in the United States this year due to security concerns.
Blatter gave his support to comments from Swiss anti-corruption lawyer Mark Pieth, who worked with Fifa on potential reforms when Blatter was president, saying fans should stay away from the US for the tournament. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Fucking object case for the saying “Why do the good die young?”
Would be a right laugh if Farage defected to the Tories now
January 26, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Would be a right laugh if Farage defected to the Tories now
Fouls per yellow card:
Hearts 5.9
Rangers 6.2
Celtic 7.1
You have to laugh at their establishment conspiracy pish.
From the most establishment, Tory club in British Football. Hope Sir Rod is spewing into his Reform manifesto
Hearts 5.9
Rangers 6.2
Celtic 7.1
You have to laugh at their establishment conspiracy pish.
From the most establishment, Tory club in British Football. Hope Sir Rod is spewing into his Reform manifesto
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Fouls per yellow card:
Hearts 5.9
Rangers 6.2
Celtic 7.1
You have to laugh at their establishment conspiracy pish.
From the most establishment, Tory club in British Football. Hope Sir Rod is spewing into his Reform manifesto
Hearts 5.9
Rangers 6.2
Celtic 7.1
You have to laugh at their establishment conspiracy pish.
From the most establishment, Tory club in British Football. Hope Sir Rod is spewing into his Reform manifesto
I hope he finds the help he needs.
January 26, 2026 at 7:27 AM
I hope he finds the help he needs.
Did some Celtic fans steal Joel and Craig’s camera? Where’s the @heartsstandard.bsky.social reaction video?
January 25, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Did some Celtic fans steal Joel and Craig’s camera? Where’s the @heartsstandard.bsky.social reaction video?
My experience on here is being in an entirely Hearts bubble - unlike on Twitter where oddball opposition fans frequently popped up.
Seeing that nonce Celtic fan getting in amongst the Hearts posts here and I have to say, I don’t miss it.
Seeing that nonce Celtic fan getting in amongst the Hearts posts here and I have to say, I don’t miss it.
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
My experience on here is being in an entirely Hearts bubble - unlike on Twitter where oddball opposition fans frequently popped up.
Seeing that nonce Celtic fan getting in amongst the Hearts posts here and I have to say, I don’t miss it.
Seeing that nonce Celtic fan getting in amongst the Hearts posts here and I have to say, I don’t miss it.
Me: I wonder if Rangers have a tough game next weekend?
[checks fixtures]
[checks fixtures]
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Me: I wonder if Rangers have a tough game next weekend?
[checks fixtures]
[checks fixtures]
Some fat arsehole tried to squeeze through the turnstile with me today and then kept trying it with a bunch of other people. Think he was Celtic. Clueless steward was fucking useless.
There must be dozens of fuckers getting through like this
There must be dozens of fuckers getting through like this
January 25, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Some fat arsehole tried to squeeze through the turnstile with me today and then kept trying it with a bunch of other people. Think he was Celtic. Clueless steward was fucking useless.
There must be dozens of fuckers getting through like this
There must be dozens of fuckers getting through like this
I’m going to repost my own post until Disco John gets the recognition he deserves.
He deserves a chance at a big club and Aberdeen is exactly the stepping stone he needs to achieve that
He deserves a chance at a big club and Aberdeen is exactly the stepping stone he needs to achieve that
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I’m going to repost my own post until Disco John gets the recognition he deserves.
He deserves a chance at a big club and Aberdeen is exactly the stepping stone he needs to achieve that
He deserves a chance at a big club and Aberdeen is exactly the stepping stone he needs to achieve that
Martin O’Neill might think that’s not a red but, to be fair to the referee, the last time Martin updated himself on the laws of the game, they were written on parchment
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Martin O’Neill might think that’s not a red but, to be fair to the referee, the last time Martin updated himself on the laws of the game, they were written on parchment
Hearts the better side
Missed opportunity in a way
Missed opportunity in a way
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Hearts the better side
Missed opportunity in a way
Missed opportunity in a way
If we were looking for clear indications that the Old Firm are running scared, just look at Celtic’s ticket sales for today’s game.
Barely over 600.
In the past they’d shift far more than that.
A club in visible decline.
Barely over 600.
In the past they’d shift far more than that.
A club in visible decline.
January 25, 2026 at 1:16 PM
If we were looking for clear indications that the Old Firm are running scared, just look at Celtic’s ticket sales for today’s game.
Barely over 600.
In the past they’d shift far more than that.
A club in visible decline.
Barely over 600.
In the past they’d shift far more than that.
A club in visible decline.
Nothing can stop this colossus of a man
January 25, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Nothing can stop this colossus of a man
This can’t be a real thing.
Fair play to Google Maps - who lost a lot of credibility with their ‘Gulf of America’ pish
Fair play to Google Maps - who lost a lot of credibility with their ‘Gulf of America’ pish
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
This can’t be a real thing.
Fair play to Google Maps - who lost a lot of credibility with their ‘Gulf of America’ pish
Fair play to Google Maps - who lost a lot of credibility with their ‘Gulf of America’ pish
That risible performance at Easter Road is all the more shameful when you consider how utterly shite Hibernian FC are
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
That risible performance at Easter Road is all the more shameful when you consider how utterly shite Hibernian FC are
Tragic how Pat’s love of driving would later take such a dark turn
January 24, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Tragic how Pat’s love of driving would later take such a dark turn