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You know the one awkward thing I found since I've been decentralizing white men is that, how cringe it is dealing with my friends who keep sending me pics, videos and memes of white men that they find attractive.

I end up either ignoring it or hurting their feelings

🤣🤭😅
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Unfortunately for me, yes
Do you still believe in love ?
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Random thought, especially with thanksgiving coming up

Who here knows how to breakdown\cut up a bird proper?

I've been to a lot of thanksgiving\friendsgiving dinners over the years and at least half of them, I was the only one who knew how to

It's honestly perplexing to me bc it's not that hard 🤔
a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
ALT: a woman is holding a dead chicken over a cutting board
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November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Not to glorify the pain and anguish but we need more of these videos blasted everywhere bc that's the only way to get any kind of response these days which is absolutely absurd!
It happened again...

Femicide of Black american women is being exposed via documentation

Its a known fact but now we can all see who causes the Black maternal death rate to be high.

Black american genocide is never ending
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Last meme saved is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It is fucking wild how the Pokemon trend on IG got all these fagguettes posting full on caaaahk!

not even on some CloseFriends shit, just out there willynilly 🤭

Y'all are filthy!

*whispers* keep going 🫣
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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What would YOU do? #WWYD?
What SHOULD you do?
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This is why y'all won't see me again outside my PFP

CF on IG is where they're at now
Y'all don't ever listen when we say don't repost the noods!

Now look, ya alt is blocked and when I find ya main I'm blocking that one too for being hardheaded!
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ahhh yes I love waking up to white fuckery on this good Sunday

😒

STOP FUCKING TRYING TO GET THE LAST WORD IN AND FUCKING LISTEN!
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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My God, you people are so self-centered it's gotta be pathological.
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ohsnap today's my BSky-versary

this post still rings true ya'll!
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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A Goddess 😮‍💨
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Who is your favorite FLO member and why is it Jorja?
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ugh can we get media in DMs yet?

I wanna flash my dick but it's never going on the SL

😮‍💨
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
*judging in Shirley Temple*
People who drink mocktails are under the same spell that vegans who eat meatlike foods are under.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Let me tell you, when I was at the UntzUntz show a month ago.

On a college campus surrounded by these "college age' WW

And *I* looked better at 42?!?!

I can see why the huhwites are mad

#HonestlyTruly
After 25, they can pack it up! 🥴
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You know when ppl hit you up or try to get at you in the DMs?

And how a lot of people been saying "hey" is weak and annoying?

Well what really grinds my gears is this "how's your day going?" *Looks at clock and sees 8am*

I HAVEN'T EVEN BRUSHED MY TEETH YET!

BITCH!!!

LIKE WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT?
a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting in a chair and making a funny face .
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November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Damn I had breakfast and an apple and still full but why am I craving a Costco pep slice right now?!
November 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Ok I got some food and water in me and feeling less ragey
November 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I really fucking hate being the family concierge no matter how many times I bitch at them they always just call me to figure shit out for them before they even make an attempt at fucking anything.

I wake up at 6am every fucking day, and the weekend is supposed to be mine.
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Everyone's moved on, but I'm still here for HIM 🫰🏻🥰
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I lost a good friend and didn't even realize it bc of the bullshit toxic masculinity I was performing during and after college.

It wasn't until years later, when I reached out that I got an earful from him.

IT WAS WELL DESERVED HONESTLY.

I just wished he could see the man I am now.
Fuck a toxic lover, your ever have a toxic fucking friend? Like drag you to hell and back just for fun and tell you sum shit like “We’re brothers, you know I love you” while actively sabotaging your love life to position themselves as the only “loyal / real one” in your life?
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Happy Saturday ✨ wishing a fantastic weekend for everyone
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Im never in the business of defending celebrities when they do bs. I think thats kinda weird. 🤣🤣
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM