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IF I DON'T HAVE CLOTHES ON THEN DON'T FUCKING REPOST PLEASE!

IF MY SHIT GETS REPOSTED AGAIN I'M NEVER GONNA POST MYSELF!
Who wants to buy me this?

www.ebay.com/itm/23628572...
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
BRING SHANNON ELIZABETH BACK TOO!
Cast for 'Scary Movie 6' 🎞️

In theaters June 12, 2026
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Close to the end of dinner I hit my mom with

"Mom, I wanna move back to VN, America sucks"

And she was stuck in "mommy death glare" mode for like 5mins 😅

Then she says ok, you can move but you gotta build a house for your uncle and live with him if you do in our village 12hrs from the city 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
HAHAHAHAHA

They kept making "why is this so expensive, why does this suck, what happened to this, what happened to that?"

I just kept repeating "WHY YOU COMPLAINING, YOU VOTED FOR THIS!"

after repeating myself like 5x times everyone shut up

🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
AND IM GONNA CONTINUE TO MAKE EVERYTHING AWKWARD MOVING FORWARD, ESPECIALLY IF THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING IN OUR CURRENT LANDSCAPE!

YOU FUCKING VOTED FOR ALL THIS SHIT!
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Political rant:

We're at dinner for baby sis bday and talking and we find out one of our aunts and cousin is getting deported. They were served what is basically "self report" papers, or see us in court where we'll snatch you up.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think I posted about it before, but I love the idea of lemon pepper but after like a dozen tries at different spots I had to give it up bc it was never consistent and they'd never have a good balance

Until I found this local cook on FB and her plates are reasonable in $ and FUCKING DELICIOUS! 🤤
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The biggest thing holding me back from doing this is the marketing I'd have to do....

If anything I'd just post the link in everything I post even if it's me complaining about the S.A.D.

Which seems so cringe to me but like I KNOW that's what you gotta do with the self promos

But like..ionwana 🫩
Maybe I really should make that JfF 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Skyline cleanse. A Brandy medley.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Them legs can fuck off
#EBA ⚠️ (Engagement Bait Alert)

That thigh can get to stepping... how about y’all?
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Let me be clear—transphobic comments, actions, and thoughts are not welcome around me. I will hard check you and I won’t be nice about it. Watch. Your. Mouths. Much love to the trans community. I love you and you’re amazing. Your out loud existence is why I am brave enough to be me🌈. Thank you. 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏽
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I affirm others because I like to be affirmed.

I listen to others because I like to be listened to.

I show understanding to others because I like to be shown understanding.

I have always believed in the Golden Rule—treat others how you want to be treated.

It has made for a good life.
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Random shower thoughts:

While I love hairy balls in and around my mouf, *I* hate having hairy balls myself

-Management
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Ok I'm still geeking over this!

So, happy to share my food culture and have it be appreciated so much like this!

🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹❤️🥹
Omg thank you so much for introducing these to me! @pandaprime69.bsky.social

I modified it a bit to what I had:
1/2 sweet potato & 1/2 potato
Red onion
Some cabbage mix
Sliced garlic
Chopped up crab stick
Some Korean pepper powder
Made 9 LARGE fritters

Used sweet chili sauce to dip!

10/10 meal!
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Especially our black babies. Stay tf away!
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Snap Ya Feathers 🪶
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Maybe I really should make that JfF 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I LIED!

ITS FUCKING BANANA CREAM!

GOOD THING IM HOME ALONE

🤤🤭🥴
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Listen with the same energy you want to be heard with. Love isn’t a one-time purchase, it’s a lifetime subscription.
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
the shop didn't have anymore glaze twists (my fave) but they did have this powdered sugar croissant with Bavarian cream! 🤤
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Who knew that I was stimming this whole time with my love for crunchy, sour, cold and spicy food! 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Come on y'all!

Let's help save his eyesight in full so keep the donations coming!

Send me a screenshot of your donation and I'll send you this mornings massive cumshot!

❤️❤️❤️💦
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It's hump day and I just busted a huge load

-Management
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This shit is real, and I'm gonna be venting some emo shit bc it's been built up and I need a proper release

Like just the past month alone I feel as though I've put myself in timeout and I don't know why

It's not even the "typical" loner emo shit

I feel myself shutting down and I don't like that
PLEASE EXCUSE OUR APPEARANCE DURING THIS RESTRUCTURING PERIOD.

-Management 🐼
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
My gym motivation was always 90% driven by approval from men, 8% internalized fatlhobia, and the 2% health improvement didn't factor in until I was designated morbidly obese and diabetic

I'm not ashamed to admit this, especially since as of late gymming has felt toxic to me on how I treat myself
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM