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Palko Stephens
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Coasting
I simply close my screen to 45° with absolutely no issues whatsoever
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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This is a vital essay by @johnspringford.bsky.social & @acjsissons.bsky.social - diagnosing the British malaise and providing a set of clear policy solutions. You will be much better informed for having read it getting-out-of-the-hole.uk
Getting Britain out of the hole
A plan for the UK economy
getting-out-of-the-hole.uk
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
There's a couple in the IT Department who have one of those 'off-again, on-again' type relationships
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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There have been many attempts at lampooning Elton John over the years, but the brilliance in Neil Innes' approach from RUTLAND WEEKEND TELEVISION is to emulate Elton's musicianship while gently ribbing the oft-times endearingly flowery/nonsensical nature of Bernie Taupin's lyrics...
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Good to see so many parents at the school gates have decided to join in with the kids on Pyjama Day

Yes this post is about the post-millennial decline in decorum
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 AM
These weirdos have really put the 'elite' back in 'illiterate'
#illiterati
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I just shouted at my computer canasta partner who has once again undermined my efforts, calling them a Robbie Gibb, for those of you interested in "cut-through"
#bbc
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Oh, how we laughed. We pointed across the ocean and laughed through gritted teeth. But now he comes for Strictly
#bbc
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Sci-Fi Lullabies Part III
In all good record shops now
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I've just seen the spliced Trump footage on the BBC and I'm not surprised he's annoyed. That's clearly been edited.
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The supposed leader of the free world just read out “I, and state your name…”.
I mean, when are the aliens coming?
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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"The central character in this is Robbie Gibb [who] has for the last four years worked to dismantle what he sees as the liberal bias in the BBC."
‘Their resignations should be called out for what they are: political interference that will inhibit the work of BBC journalists and undermine the public’s trust in BBC news’

The Observer view: political interference at the BBC

https://bit.ly/4qW3MeA
The Observer view: political interference at the BBC | The Observer
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Tim Davie apparently resigned over Girls Aloud being omitted from Girlbands Forever
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Me trying to get away from my cat
Leonard McCombe
(British/American, 1923–2015)
what a fabulous picture.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Yes but Justice Schroff hasn't seen @wasfa.bsky.social launch a stale biscuit across a marina.
To be fair neither have I
November 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Just learned that Big Diarrhoea have declined to go forward with my proposed 'Slurry in a Hurry' marketing campaign

Back to the drawing board, via the toilet
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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just....enjoy this
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I have to say, I do feel for that random guy on the train whose only crime was .. being black? Like he was totally unrelated to events
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Good shit. Terrifying, but good. youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q?...
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Louvre jewel thieves have been described by French authorities as 'petty criminals' which is French for 'small criminals'
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Does anyone else hold up their rotting pumpkin and do the "Alas Poor Yorick" soliloquy today
November 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM