if you're an nba player in the middle of a game, i think what you really need to do is take a long, hard look at the basketball. every game has got one. figure out who has it, and what you need to do to get hold of it. put it through the basket and you could score yourself two points, maybe more

Ms. Pac-Man seems more scarce than ever. Who's this Pac-Mom character? Let's see if we can sort this out.

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🚨 The Packers took a first round receiver 🚨

Absolutely love them getting Matthew Golden. Playoff loss showed they needed someone who could take the top of the defense and beat man coverage. Sharp route runner with terrific hands who wins at all three levels.

My favorite pick of the draft so far.

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

"HAHAHAHA, your face is getting eaten by leopards, that's what you get for voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party lol you fucking dumbasses, lmao"
--Me as my face gets eaten

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya