Pat
@paddygbrews.bsky.social
Mostly words, hopefully no typos. Just chillin' until the water wars start.
All the employees over 50 want to be here as much as they can. All the employees under 40 want to be here as little as possible.
May 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
All the employees over 50 want to be here as much as they can. All the employees under 40 want to be here as little as possible.
Crazy comeback from Dame. You love to see it, man.
April 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Crazy comeback from Dame. You love to see it, man.
*after slamming the car door on my own hand, breaking 2 fingers*
"Ah yes, the Art of the Deal!"
"Ah yes, the Art of the Deal!"
April 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
*after slamming the car door on my own hand, breaking 2 fingers*
"Ah yes, the Art of the Deal!"
"Ah yes, the Art of the Deal!"
American scientists did a Jurassic Park?! With wolves?! You're taking the piss, mate...
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
American scientists did a Jurassic Park?! With wolves?! You're taking the piss, mate...
*Big Lebowski nihilist voice* We are NDP voters, we believe in NOTHING.
April 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
*Big Lebowski nihilist voice* We are NDP voters, we believe in NOTHING.
Blue Jays locked up Guerrero Jr. It's gonna be a great day!
April 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Blue Jays locked up Guerrero Jr. It's gonna be a great day!
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Now I’m just a small town country lawyer but it feels as though rather than abandoning our most targeted and marginalized communities to win over 19 bigots, Democrats should run on “we’re going to impeach remove and imprison that demented evil criminal fuck and his pale ratty Nazi billionaire, too”
April 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Now I’m just a small town country lawyer but it feels as though rather than abandoning our most targeted and marginalized communities to win over 19 bigots, Democrats should run on “we’re going to impeach remove and imprison that demented evil criminal fuck and his pale ratty Nazi billionaire, too”
What strain everyone smokin for Liberation Day? Got some Grand Daddy Purps and a little Sour Diesel kickin around myself.
April 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What strain everyone smokin for Liberation Day? Got some Grand Daddy Purps and a little Sour Diesel kickin around myself.
Mr President... A second journalist has hit the war plan group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Mr President... A second journalist has hit the war plan group chat.
My buddy from work is 46, has never voted before, but because of everything going on is registering to vote. Many such cases, I hope!
March 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My buddy from work is 46, has never voted before, but because of everything going on is registering to vote. Many such cases, I hope!
Carney developing a new 21st century socialism with Canadian characteristics. What is SocDem Singh doing? Your guess is as good as mine, man.
March 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Carney developing a new 21st century socialism with Canadian characteristics. What is SocDem Singh doing? Your guess is as good as mine, man.
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Noticing a pattern: everyone who agrees with me is a wise independent thinker and everyone who disagrees is a brainwashed sheep
March 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Noticing a pattern: everyone who agrees with me is a wise independent thinker and everyone who disagrees is a brainwashed sheep
Listening to the Lonely Island in 2025 just hits differently, man.
March 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Listening to the Lonely Island in 2025 just hits differently, man.
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CATCH DONALD TRUMP DOING SOMETHING HYPOCRITICAL TO FILL THE HYPOCRISY BAR ABOVE HIS HEAD. WHEN THE BAR IS FULL HE WILL STOP BEING PRESIDENT
January 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
CATCH DONALD TRUMP DOING SOMETHING HYPOCRITICAL TO FILL THE HYPOCRISY BAR ABOVE HIS HEAD. WHEN THE BAR IS FULL HE WILL STOP BEING PRESIDENT
Had a Celcius yesterday then promptly had a terrible sleep. Snapping back blueberry teas and water tonight because it's OK to make mistakes as long as you learn from them. 😤
January 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Had a Celcius yesterday then promptly had a terrible sleep. Snapping back blueberry teas and water tonight because it's OK to make mistakes as long as you learn from them. 😤
Bruce Brown on that Kyle Lowry type beat.
January 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Bruce Brown on that Kyle Lowry type beat.
Trader Dan has still got it man. That 2031 Suns pick is gonna be pretty, pretty good.
January 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Trader Dan has still got it man. That 2031 Suns pick is gonna be pretty, pretty good.
Season 2 of Severance cost the studio 20 million dollars an episode to create and I'm over here looking up recipes for ice soup. Crazy times.
January 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Season 2 of Severance cost the studio 20 million dollars an episode to create and I'm over here looking up recipes for ice soup. Crazy times.
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
Going insane waiting for S2 of Severence to drop!!! Need to know what's goin on with Mark S, Helly R and Dylan G!!!
January 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Going insane waiting for S2 of Severence to drop!!! Need to know what's goin on with Mark S, Helly R and Dylan G!!!
American TT refugees trying to help Chinese kids with their English homework. Blind leading the blind, I'm afraid 😂
January 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
American TT refugees trying to help Chinese kids with their English homework. Blind leading the blind, I'm afraid 😂
RedNote is a trip dude. Chinese netizens are hilarious.
January 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
RedNote is a trip dude. Chinese netizens are hilarious.
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This happened before actually, it led to World War I
we're about to enter a social experiment
'what if all great powers all have incredibly stupid leadership at the same time'
'what if all great powers all have incredibly stupid leadership at the same time'
January 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This happened before actually, it led to World War I
Been messing about on Xiaohungshu for a few hours and now I'm fluent in Mandarin and Cantonese. XSWL hhhhhhhhhhh 😂
January 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Been messing about on Xiaohungshu for a few hours and now I'm fluent in Mandarin and Cantonese. XSWL hhhhhhhhhhh 😂