Connor Kalista
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Walter Neff’s dictaphone
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Opening your set with the hilarious and novel ‘Americans be shopping’ bit
The educated liberal big city US folks outraged at Trump's renovation of Lincoln bathroom really need to scroll some Facebook of their less established relatives and friends to see what kind of aesthetic resonates with Trump's target audience.
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Opening your set with the hilarious and novel ‘Americans be shopping’ bit
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When you assume you make an ass out of u and me
David Cronenberg leaning forward with interest: Realllllly?
David Cronenberg leaning forward with interest: Realllllly?
September 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When you assume you make an ass out of u and me
David Cronenberg leaning forward with interest: Realllllly?
David Cronenberg leaning forward with interest: Realllllly?
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Watching a Waymo stuck in the middle of a block party, creating a surreal traffic jam because it can’t figure out how to briefly cross the yellow line to get past the crowd. Now the cops are here. They don’t understand the problem and are yelling at everyone but the car. The future is so stupid
August 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Watching a Waymo stuck in the middle of a block party, creating a surreal traffic jam because it can’t figure out how to briefly cross the yellow line to get past the crowd. Now the cops are here. They don’t understand the problem and are yelling at everyone but the car. The future is so stupid
The first rule of jury nullification is don’t talk about jury nullification.
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The first rule of jury nullification is don’t talk about jury nullification.
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LOOK MAN I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE AT THE MOMENT
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000
August 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
LOOK MAN I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE AT THE MOMENT
hope our water wars are as cool as the one in Dune
August 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
hope our water wars are as cool as the one in Dune