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Patrick
@pachecop19.bsky.social
· Dec 23
Reminder that this image is real.
From a million miles away, NASA captured Moon crossing face of Earth.
From a million miles away, NASA captured Moon crossing face of Earth.
That's no moon...that's a space station
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October 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Summarizing Elon Musk's government takeover thus far in under 60 seconds:
February 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Summarizing Elon Musk's government takeover thus far in under 60 seconds:
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You know how players throw the ball into the crowd when they win a game?
Well you can’t do that in bowling.
I know that now.
Well you can’t do that in bowling.
I know that now.
May 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You know how players throw the ball into the crowd when they win a game?
Well you can’t do that in bowling.
I know that now.
Well you can’t do that in bowling.
I know that now.
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There's only one Joe Sakic.
Welcome to the NHL Quarter-Century team, Super Joe 👏
Welcome to the NHL Quarter-Century team, Super Joe 👏
May 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
There's only one Joe Sakic.
Welcome to the NHL Quarter-Century team, Super Joe 👏
Welcome to the NHL Quarter-Century team, Super Joe 👏
He ain't wrong about this, no sir
“People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they can possibly find about these ancient and powerful beings instead of blindly accepting the narrow range of depictions put forth by the mainstream media,” Kennedy wrote theonion.com/rfk-jr-...
RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons
WASHINGTON—Claiming the fantastical creatures were “way too cool” to leave their investigation to a handful of so-called experts, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday encouraging Americans to do their own research about dragons. “People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they […]
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May 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He ain't wrong about this, no sir
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Another point at home for the Dogg.
#GoAvsGo
#GoAvsGo
March 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Another point at home for the Dogg.
#GoAvsGo
#GoAvsGo
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Cardinals Weirded Out By How Religious Brush With Death Made Pope
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March 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cardinals Weirded Out By How Religious Brush With Death Made Pope
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theonion.com/cardina...
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Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts
March 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Big Bird Seen Working At Local Starbucks After PBS Funding Cuts
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Actually, quite flattering.
March 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Actually, quite flattering.
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After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.
March 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
After the Atlantic published the texts this morning, Tulsi Gabbard is confronted today on why she lied in her testimony to the Senate yesterday. She says she misremembered.
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Your moment of zen. A turtle gets his shell cleaned by a fish while Humpbacks sing in the distance.
March 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Your moment of zen. A turtle gets his shell cleaned by a fish while Humpbacks sing in the distance.
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Text STOP to unsubscribe from Top Secret War Plans
March 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Text STOP to unsubscribe from Top Secret War Plans
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Desi Lydic watched Fox News for 57 hours straight to understand the Yemen group chat fiasco that's actually no big deal
March 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Desi Lydic watched Fox News for 57 hours straight to understand the Yemen group chat fiasco that's actually no big deal
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Apparently, Trump's unwavering free speech principles don't apply to unflattering portraits of himself
March 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Apparently, Trump's unwavering free speech principles don't apply to unflattering portraits of himself
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NEW: A crowd protesting President Donald Trump’s policies, specifically immigration, has gathered outside the Colorado Capitol. #copolitics
February 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
NEW: A crowd protesting President Donald Trump’s policies, specifically immigration, has gathered outside the Colorado Capitol. #copolitics
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It Only Tuesday
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February 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It Only Tuesday
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63 sacks — most in the NFL and most in franchise history. 😤
Every sack from our record-breaking year:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI9i...
Every sack from our record-breaking year:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI9i...
WATCH: Every sack from the Broncos' record-setting season
YouTube video by Denver Broncos
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January 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
63 sacks — most in the NFL and most in franchise history. 😤
Every sack from our record-breaking year:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI9i...
Every sack from our record-breaking year:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI9i...
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
me 15 minutes after the edible hits