p0ppycrite.bsky.social
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in the corner of the room at the party tapping my foot VERY nervously
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my favourite ongoing bit with myself is where I describe normal dog having activities in Terms
don't mind me just watering my dog, im a bit busy im washing my dog. yea I refueled my dog earlier
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Sometimes when I write the word queue I enjoy the repeated "ue" part of it so much that I get carried away and do it too many times.

If you want to complain about this, take a ticket and join the queueueueueueueue
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
bubbles are artificially intelligent now??? 😔
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
feeling like this diva
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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i'll grind my teeth to make my bread
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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taking 500 boner pills and writing the suicide note on my cock
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
sometimes I can sleep sometimes I wonder if other people also remember the #emogirl #alt #grungegirl edits I used to post attached to my legal name
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
being outside is like drugs. but worse
November 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
i only tweet so someone can excavate my posts after I die then It'll All Make Sense
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
dog just farted and blamed it on me
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
brain for sale !! am disowning her ouch
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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I love that part in my day where I turn my music on and just fucking spiral and yearn like no other.
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
egglically accurate pacman
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
actual comment i left on a yt vid in 2016 btw
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
even a straight man can't escape twink death it's so tragic whats the government doing about this
October 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
*squeaky toy noise*
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
you just CANT be bottomming beyond a certain age i don't make the rules
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
we might have an audience soon guys act normal
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
eating Dry Bread because i won't be called paraphilic today
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
friend told me he's got a Ball in December ; 2 thoughts,,
that's some painfully english shit if I've ever heard it
and
whats gonna happen to the other one by then?
October 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
asking for me, is there any clear way to opt out of metas ai training nonsense on Instagram??? the constant, pervasive pushing is so invasive!! what do u MEAN YOULL SUMMARIZE MESSAGES I RECIEVE??
October 23, 2025 at 10:16 AM
what even does a loaf of bread look like
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
ive given up. my bed laundry is now floor laundry
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
the truest antidote to every negative feeling ever is to do something you feel proud of
October 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM