Bratty Menace
@p01s0n0fth3m1nd.bsky.social
I drink coffee and I know things.
Pinned
Once again, I have confiscated this tiny hidden corner of the internet in order to make talking to myself respectable.
@nrdyco.bsky.social strikes again.
Me:
He: BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ....What.
He: I GOT A BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ô_ô You what
Me:
He: BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ....What.
He: I GOT A BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ô_ô You what
October 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
@nrdyco.bsky.social strikes again.
Me:
He: BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ....What.
He: I GOT A BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ô_ô You what
Me:
He: BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ....What.
He: I GOT A BLUNDERBUSSY
Me: ô_ô You what
Me: I am not sexual with new people but i'll talk to you about non sexual kink.
He: I like [lists five or six varieties of butt stuff].
Me: Uhhh.. well... Can i suggest connecting with a similarly minded kink community or swinger group?
He: But im a strong alpha male, dont you want to fuck my butt?!
He: I like [lists five or six varieties of butt stuff].
Me: Uhhh.. well... Can i suggest connecting with a similarly minded kink community or swinger group?
He: But im a strong alpha male, dont you want to fuck my butt?!
September 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Me: I am not sexual with new people but i'll talk to you about non sexual kink.
He: I like [lists five or six varieties of butt stuff].
Me: Uhhh.. well... Can i suggest connecting with a similarly minded kink community or swinger group?
He: But im a strong alpha male, dont you want to fuck my butt?!
He: I like [lists five or six varieties of butt stuff].
Me: Uhhh.. well... Can i suggest connecting with a similarly minded kink community or swinger group?
He: But im a strong alpha male, dont you want to fuck my butt?!
My favorite thing today is @nrdyco.bsky.social explaining to his parents that we live in a capitalistic hellscape.
September 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My favorite thing today is @nrdyco.bsky.social explaining to his parents that we live in a capitalistic hellscape.
Im that obnoxious person who sends pictures of my plants to literally everyone. Like people who send everyone pictures of their kids. But here's me like LOOK AT MY WORK DESK NOT BEING USED FOR WORK. ITS FOR PLANTS. AND COFFEE.
September 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Im that obnoxious person who sends pictures of my plants to literally everyone. Like people who send everyone pictures of their kids. But here's me like LOOK AT MY WORK DESK NOT BEING USED FOR WORK. ITS FOR PLANTS. AND COFFEE.
I need to get out instead of staring at my phone.
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I need to get out instead of staring at my phone.
Me internally: *screaming incoherently into a pillow.*
Me externally:
Me externally:
a man with curly hair is smiling for the camera while wearing a white shirt .
ALT: a man with curly hair is smiling for the camera while wearing a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Me internally: *screaming incoherently into a pillow.*
Me externally:
Me externally:
September 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Sometimes it feels like i'm just screaming in the dark.
September 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sometimes it feels like i'm just screaming in the dark.
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maybe pants
Have we ever seen a technology go from zero to "your boss is aggressively demanding you use it every day" quite as quickly as modern "AI" tools?
(This is a genuine question).
(This is a genuine question).
It's pretty much mandatory at work that I appear to be using it, so I've doe a few functional things with it, and it's a moderate time-saver if used right. But nowhere near worth it's stock value, energy cost.
Then I realize there's a lot of people who simply can't write coherent paragraphs.
Then I realize there's a lot of people who simply can't write coherent paragraphs.
September 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
maybe pants
Dearest Yikk Obb, no kuva lich can ever replace your greatness. But Colburortu Krukk comes close. I can't bring myself to kill him so I guess Earth is just the cuck chair now.
August 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Dearest Yikk Obb, no kuva lich can ever replace your greatness. But Colburortu Krukk comes close. I can't bring myself to kill him so I guess Earth is just the cuck chair now.
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Context: trying to find an email someone from the rescue org says they sent me about our new furball
Kate: She swears she sent it.
Me: <sigh> <manually searches> OK I've read all my penis enlargement email.
K: You could just say spam.
M: That didn't fully express my current level of irritation.
Kate: She swears she sent it.
Me: <sigh> <manually searches> OK I've read all my penis enlargement email.
K: You could just say spam.
M: That didn't fully express my current level of irritation.
August 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Context: trying to find an email someone from the rescue org says they sent me about our new furball
Kate: She swears she sent it.
Me: <sigh> <manually searches> OK I've read all my penis enlargement email.
K: You could just say spam.
M: That didn't fully express my current level of irritation.
Kate: She swears she sent it.
Me: <sigh> <manually searches> OK I've read all my penis enlargement email.
K: You could just say spam.
M: That didn't fully express my current level of irritation.
Dudes on the internet be like 'MY TINY PEEPEE IS THE COOLEST THING YOU COULD HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH TODAY'.
Me: I don't know man. I have bourbon, cake, and self respect.
Me: I don't know man. I have bourbon, cake, and self respect.
August 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Dudes on the internet be like 'MY TINY PEEPEE IS THE COOLEST THING YOU COULD HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH TODAY'.
Me: I don't know man. I have bourbon, cake, and self respect.
Me: I don't know man. I have bourbon, cake, and self respect.
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So. which Stephen king book are we doing today, folks?
June 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So. which Stephen king book are we doing today, folks?
Even in my kinky daydreams i'm neurotic.
June 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Even in my kinky daydreams i'm neurotic.
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This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
To all the people calling bsky posts skeets. Please god utilize urban dictionary.
March 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
To all the people calling bsky posts skeets. Please god utilize urban dictionary.
He: Im really squishy today but youre such a sweet person so i'll be fine.
Me, cranky, cramping, salty enough to pucker your asshole: Oh uhhhh.. *Sends pusheen gif*
Me, cranky, cramping, salty enough to pucker your asshole: Oh uhhhh.. *Sends pusheen gif*
March 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
He: Im really squishy today but youre such a sweet person so i'll be fine.
Me, cranky, cramping, salty enough to pucker your asshole: Oh uhhhh.. *Sends pusheen gif*
Me, cranky, cramping, salty enough to pucker your asshole: Oh uhhhh.. *Sends pusheen gif*
"The last refuge of scoundrels" is probably my favorite lawyer phrase today.
March 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"The last refuge of scoundrels" is probably my favorite lawyer phrase today.
If i was a cat, i'd be the cat always tickling your nose with my tail. And standing on your keyboard. Pet me damnit.
February 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
If i was a cat, i'd be the cat always tickling your nose with my tail. And standing on your keyboard. Pet me damnit.
Verizon is hyper responsive when you want to buy something but any time you want to do something that will result in them taking less money from you... You will be waiting at least 30 mins, talk to three different people, have at least one person try to make an unauthorized change to your plan, and-
February 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Verizon is hyper responsive when you want to buy something but any time you want to do something that will result in them taking less money from you... You will be waiting at least 30 mins, talk to three different people, have at least one person try to make an unauthorized change to your plan, and-
I make business go brrrrrrrrr.
I fill out forms for parents who don't want to
February 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I make business go brrrrrrrrr.