Sloan
@ozanne.us
Gimmie a minute……I JUST got here
TL;DR - Cybersecurity nerd, apparently woke af (yet realistically barely right of center(barely)), and generally burned the eff out. OleMiss alum and will shitpost about SEC football and baseball when not in nerd mode.
TL;DR - Cybersecurity nerd, apparently woke af (yet realistically barely right of center(barely)), and generally burned the eff out. OleMiss alum and will shitpost about SEC football and baseball when not in nerd mode.
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The Verge’s 2025 graduation gift guide
The Verge’s 2025 graduation gift guide
Fun and functional gifts for all kinds of grads.
buff.ly
May 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Verge’s 2025 graduation gift guide
TAKE MY MONEY!!! Damn, already sold out 😔
May 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
TAKE MY MONEY!!! Damn, already sold out 😔
In other words “The Chief Koolaid Mixer wants you serve you a tall glass of what they are bathing in”
Workday’s new head of product wants you to like Workday as much as he does
Workday’s new product head wants to you love, not hate, using Workday
Workday’s Gerrit Kazmaier discusses the nature of work software and what AI will really change.
buff.ly
May 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
In other words “The Chief Koolaid Mixer wants you serve you a tall glass of what they are bathing in”
No lies detected
Q&A from a talk I gave last week.
Q: "What do you think is the biggest threat in cybersecurity right now? Is it post-quantum computing? Is it AI?"
A: Fascism. It's fascism.
Q: "What do you think is the biggest threat in cybersecurity right now? Is it post-quantum computing? Is it AI?"
A: Fascism. It's fascism.
May 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
No lies detected
Do wut???! 🤦♂️
This is beyond stupid.
This is insane. Republicans have inserted language into the budget reconciliation bill that would ban states from regulating AI in any capacity for 10 years.
from @404media.co
www.404media.co/republicans-...
from @404media.co
www.404media.co/republicans-...
May 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Do wut???! 🤦♂️
Thank you John Oliver for the piece a Minor League Baseball marketing! Needed that feel good segment. Plus, I loved how you highlighted the teams that acknowledged their mistakes AND managed to capitalize on some for the benefit of others. Looking at you Oyster Catchers….
Here’s last night’s story about the recent deportations by the Trump administration, the flimsy pretexts behind them, and what the song “Closing Time” is actually about. Trust us, it’s not what you think: youtu.be/F2hN3JKZ-Go
Trump & Deportations: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
youtu.be
May 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Thank you John Oliver for the piece a Minor League Baseball marketing! Needed that feel good segment. Plus, I loved how you highlighted the teams that acknowledged their mistakes AND managed to capitalize on some for the benefit of others. Looking at you Oyster Catchers….
Oh no, please don’t go /s
George Santos says he is leaving the United States after he completes his prison sentence.
May 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh no, please don’t go /s
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Insert joke about "you're never alone because a threat actor is probably on the device with you."
April 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Insert joke about "you're never alone because a threat actor is probably on the device with you."
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This is perjury. Full stop.
Gabbard claims "there was no classified materials that was shared in that Signal chat."
March 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This is perjury. Full stop.
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Them: “no ‘war plans’ were discussed”
The chat:
The chat:
March 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Them: “no ‘war plans’ were discussed”
The chat:
The chat:
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Join us for our Texas Town hall! All are invited. Please share far and wide!
March 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Join us for our Texas Town hall! All are invited. Please share far and wide!
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Orwellian AF
NEW: WIRED got IP blocked by the Social Security Administration, among other outlets covering Musk's takeover.
Federal workers are now "prohibited" from accessing our reporting on "government-furnished equipment."
WaPo, NYT, and MSNBC are likewise banned, sources confirm.
Federal workers are now "prohibited" from accessing our reporting on "government-furnished equipment."
WaPo, NYT, and MSNBC are likewise banned, sources confirm.
Social Security Workers Aren’t Allowed to Read This Story
New internet restrictions at the embattled SSA have cut off access to WIRED, along with other “general news” websites like The Washington Post and The New York Times.
www.wired.com
March 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Orwellian AF
JFC and FFS, be better @dallasnews.com! Publishing an opinion showing Texans support Gov MAGAtts school “choice” program when the only two questions asked are if you support one version or the other is awful. apple.news/ABPsTvh8ZSAq...
Opinion: Texans prefer more universal school choice option — The Dallas Morning News
New survey shows voters align more with Senate’s bill than House’s.
apple.news
March 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
JFC and FFS, be better @dallasnews.com! Publishing an opinion showing Texans support Gov MAGAtts school “choice” program when the only two questions asked are if you support one version or the other is awful. apple.news/ABPsTvh8ZSAq...
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The one positive thing about this is, this evil motherfucker has a pretty impressive animal cunning when it comes to media narrative.
This is a pretty strong signal that protests have him worried
This is a pretty strong signal that protests have him worried
March 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The one positive thing about this is, this evil motherfucker has a pretty impressive animal cunning when it comes to media narrative.
This is a pretty strong signal that protests have him worried
This is a pretty strong signal that protests have him worried
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New Republican Plan: The best thing we can do right now is hide from our constituents.
March 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
New Republican Plan: The best thing we can do right now is hide from our constituents.
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Today at 1100 ET, I'm live with fellow IANS Research faculty Summer Fowler to discuss the risks (and possible benefits) of Chinese-developed LLMs like DeepSeek. Join us!
www.iansresearch.com/what-we-do/e...
www.iansresearch.com/what-we-do/e...
2025 March Webinar: Security Implications of Chinese-Developed LLMs
In this webinar, IANS Faculty Summer Fowler and Jake Williams discuss the security risks with LLMs developed by Chinese organizations.
www.iansresearch.com
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Today at 1100 ET, I'm live with fellow IANS Research faculty Summer Fowler to discuss the risks (and possible benefits) of Chinese-developed LLMs like DeepSeek. Join us!
www.iansresearch.com/what-we-do/e...
www.iansresearch.com/what-we-do/e...
My go to response is now “I’m surviving.” #thisisfine
Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating
February 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My go to response is now “I’m surviving.” #thisisfine
I have my whole family hosted in a small M365 tenant. I have zero ethical issues over the use of mail transport rules and anti-spam policies to filter out the literal flood of far-right garbage my parents receive daily. It’s scary how much effort is going into the propaganda machine.
February 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I have my whole family hosted in a small M365 tenant. I have zero ethical issues over the use of mail transport rules and anti-spam policies to filter out the literal flood of far-right garbage my parents receive daily. It’s scary how much effort is going into the propaganda machine.
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Not all heroes wear capes.
Fun fact - on Windows, if you press WIN + Period(.), it includes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to make it easy if you want to put it in a message, and I'm the one that added it
RESOLVED: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is so much more expressive and therefore preferable than 🤷
Discuss
Discuss
February 27, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
Dammit. While I know the other federal services getting gutted are in some ways worse. But NOAA and weather forecasting in general is a personal interest. Knew this was coming since removing NOAA was on the Project 2025 game plan.
NOAA is reportedly on the DOGE chopping block.
The National Weather Service, which is part of NOAA, provides life saving weather forecasting in the US.
A study found that for every $1 invested in NWS, it produces $73 in value to Americans.
Again, this isn't about efficiency.
The National Weather Service, which is part of NOAA, provides life saving weather forecasting in the US.
A study found that for every $1 invested in NWS, it produces $73 in value to Americans.
Again, this isn't about efficiency.
February 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Dammit. While I know the other federal services getting gutted are in some ways worse. But NOAA and weather forecasting in general is a personal interest. Knew this was coming since removing NOAA was on the Project 2025 game plan.
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Elon is big mad about the co-equal branches of government thingie in the Constitution.
February 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Elon is big mad about the co-equal branches of government thingie in the Constitution.
The volume of "could be tied up in court" statements makes me wonder if that's by design. Focus our attention on the court fights while the other hand is off doing the things they don't want us to see. Feels like the conman 101 playbook.
President Donald Trump’s executive order to end birthright citizenship faced a flurry of legal challenges from a bevy of states and civil rights groups, signaling that the effort could be tied up in court and unlikely to take effect next month as planned.
States, civil rights groups sue to stop Trump’s birthright citizenship order
Legal experts said the president’s executive order would upend precedent and is unlikely to pass constitutional muster.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The volume of "could be tied up in court" statements makes me wonder if that's by design. Focus our attention on the court fights while the other hand is off doing the things they don't want us to see. Feels like the conman 101 playbook.
Welcome to the #broligarchy
In case anyone was wondering whether Trump would serve the working class or the billionaire class, here's a picture that spells it out pretty clearly.
January 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Welcome to the #broligarchy