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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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"Last Thursday, at a town hall in Jonesborough, Tennessee, a 35-year-old woman shared her story: she was denied prenatal care by her physician because they objected to the fact that she wasn’t married, nor did she plan to be."

nashvillebanner.com/2025/07/20/d...
Tennessee woman denied prenatal care for being unmarried - Nashville Banner
Denial of prenatal care to unmarried women in Tennessee raises concerns over the state's Medical Ethics Defense Act.
nashvillebanner.com
July 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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10 year old and his friend starting this chant in Santa Barbara today ✊
July 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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July 19, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Firing the prosecutor of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell doesn’t make the problem go away. It intensifies awareness of a coverup.
July 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
July 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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tiffany they were gay
July 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Milly Alcock shared this #Superman meme 🚬

"Supergirl while Metropolis is almost destroyed"
July 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Elon Musk says Grok should be ‘improved significantly’ after a new update

It then started calling itself ‘MechaHitler’
July 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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While the Apple Vision Pro wasn't for me, I would have bought the Lumon Terminal Pro in a heartbeat. www.apple.com/mac/lumon-te...
March 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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My main goal in life is to someday be in a scenario where I get to do this
March 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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[every assassin’s creed game]

NPC: hello it is i, your best friend wolfgang amadeus mozart! i made you this crossbow
March 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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None of this is good but maybe now America will get to have cool wikipedia sections like "year of the four emperors"
March 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I am part of the 25%. The lifestyle change is worth it.

This is the way…
February 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Boom!! That’s how it’s done!! 🇲🇽 🇨🇦
February 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period.

I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt.

But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
February 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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First look at 'The Blood of Dawnwalker' 🧟‍♂️

• AAA vampire RPG

• Created by Rebel Wolves — new studio founded by devs who worked on 'The Witcher 3' and 'Cyberpunk 2077'

• Gameplay reveal drops Summer 2025
January 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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How to write: Stop not writing. Keep your butt in the chair. Write really bad small sections of the whole—passages, moments, episodes, memories—til you have an incredibly shitty 1st draft. Then take out the boring parts, the lies and pretensions. Then write a better 2nd draft.
January 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories
January 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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'Ed, Edd n Eddy' premiered 26 years ago today
January 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM