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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Think of the Children - Gator Days
Think of the Children - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 August is on the phone with his mother. She sent him a rather distressing video that she found on the internet. May: Augie! Did you see the video I sent? August: The one with the bird flying off with a baby? Panel 2 May is distraught! Why isn't anyone doing anything to save all these babies? Has the government even addressed the issue? May: It's terrible! I hope the baby is okay. August: Mom, you know it's AI, right? Panel 3 We now see May in the kitchen sipping from her ugliest coffee mug that is conveniently labelled "UGLY MUG". Her husband and August's father, Fergus, is looking at what's in the freezer. Looks like it's just an ice cream container that's been filled with soup. May: That can't be. What would someone gain from faking that? Panel 4 May is beginning to question August's questioning of questionable things. Where in the world could he have obtained this questioning habit. May: Why do you question everything? August: That's how you raised me! It's okay, May will soon forget about the abundance of AI generated videos of bird flying off with innocent babies after she stumbles onto the AI generated videos of elderly women being thrown out of windows.
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Parental Permission (Part 1) - Gator Days
Parental Permission (Part 1) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher is excited to see Douglas and wants to talk about Halloween costumes. Tragically, he is in for a massive shock. Gustopher: Douglas! What are you going as for Halloween? Douglas: Nothing. Panel 2 Gustopher is bewildered! How could this be! Not dressing up when you go out on Halloween is probably against the law or something. What if Douglas is arrested? Gustopher: But you have to dress up to go out on Halloween night! Douglas: I don't go out. Panel 3 Gustopher is baffled! How is Douglas going to go trick-or-treating if he doesn't go out? What is happening? Gustopher: BUT HOW DO YOU GO TRICK-OR-TREATING? Douglas: I don't. Panel 4 Gustopher is bamboozled! Douglas won't have any candy if he doesn't go trick-or treating! SERIOUSLY! This has to be illegal. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!? Gustopher: THEN HOW DO YOU GET HALLOWEEN CANDY!? Douglas: I think you care more about this than I do.
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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xkcd.com
Thread Meeting

xkcd.com/3128/
Comic. [formatted like forum post thread] POST BY AnteresMike: You could also check out THIS kayak model. I attached a motor to mine, and it’s a little bit of a kludge but it works great. REPLY BY NorthLakeKayak: Oh, hey, AntaresMike! I know you! Honestly I didn’t realize you existed outside of the Animorphs fandom. I haven’t seen you in forever! Uh. So. How are you doing? Kayaking, I guess. Anyway yeah that model is great. [caption] Running into someone on a thread who you know from a totally different part of the internet feels weirdly like running into your teacher into a store.
August 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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doginacafe.bsky.social
always be proud!
A series of colored cutesy sketches of an anthropomorphic goat and crocodile couple embracing, kissing, and cuddling.
August 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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doginacafe.bsky.social
duncan and eddie returns with the finale to puppy love starting this sunday, august 17th!! i hope you're as excited as i am!!
A colorful digital illustration of two anthropomorphic dogs laying on the ground of a room, with flowers and ribbons littered around them. The husky on the right has an empty expression, while the beagle on the left stares at the husky sweetly. Gentle lime lighting cascades over them, with a heavy blue shadow framing their faces in the center of the composition. A title is overlaid over the entire image, reading "Duncan and Eddie: Puppy Love" with the caption "By Chervil" written at the top.
August 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
The B-52s read your divorce settlement. Kate and Cindy sing "Garnished Wages, Garnished Wages." Fred, armed with a tambourine chimes in "limited visitation on weekends and holidays." The man they're singing this to asks "why did you start doing this?" Kate and Cindy sing back "There's a surprising amount of demand for it."
July 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Day Camp (Part 1) - Gator Days
Panel 1 Dan and Eva are counselors at a Day Camp. They're getting ready for the first day of camp. Dan: Eva, think you're ready for Day Camp to start. Eva: YES! This will be easy. Panel 2 Eva is filled with confidence. Nothing kould possibleh goo worng. Behind her is a camper who arrived early. Eva: We just have to play with little kids and make sure wild beasts don't eat them. Camper: EXCUSE ME! Panel 3 Eva immediately jumps into action. Ready to see if there's anything she can do to help. Eva: Yes? Camper: I POOPED MA PANTS! Panel 4 Eva turns back to Dan. Eva has made a big mistake. Eva (to Dan): I don't want to be a camp counselor any more.
July 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
I went into the weed store and looked at all the flavored shit and without a hint of irony I said "is it possible to get some goddamn weed-flavored weed?" like a horrible Millennial Denis Leary.
June 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Dr. Who is a terrifying premise. Don't like the idea of an alien that can go any where any time but still chooses to mostly hang out with the British.
June 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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swordscomic.bsky.social
Some New Zealand Fakemon - a Douno and a regional Mareep
May 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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soleildiddle.bsky.social
//dnd stuff
Bingos “gambling” addiction induces rage
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#dndoc #ocanimation #animatiom
May 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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xkcd.com
Pascal’s Law xkcd.com/3087
May 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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muskratjohn.bsky.social
It’s the 80th Anniversary of VE Day!

Here’s to beating back Fascism (now more than ever, please)!
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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fieldexplores.bsky.social
Your Friend's Mom - Gator Days
Panel 1 Penelope is picking up Olivia from school. Olivia is excited to see her and show her mom how well she did on a test. Olivia: MAMA IS HERE! Mama! I got a 98 on the big test. Panel 2 Penelope: Sweetie, that's wonderful! I'm so proud of you. Olivia: And Gustopher got a perfect score! Gustopher is looking at his test results. He received a perfect score. If I was a really clever, I would have put some written something interesting on the papers. Unfortunately, I'm not smart enough to know what a test that has received a perfect score would look like so it's just scribbles. Panel 3 Penelope walks up to Gustopher to let him know that she's proud of the good job he has done. Penelope: Good job, Gustopher. I'm proud of you too. Panel 4 Gustopher will remember that. Gustopher smiles and holds his test results closely. He feels happy that he did so well today and it feels extra nice when a friend's parent confirms it. He can't wait to show his dad the test results.
May 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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beefu.bsky.social
What if #Pokemon and #AnimalCrossing had a crossover game? #24 🤎
May 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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ajentvee.bsky.social
normalizing Pokemon sitting down
May 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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purrinink.bsky.social
🐾🤍.
April 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
March 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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xkcd.com
Excusing Yourself xkcd.com/3057
February 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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chatsvoid.bsky.social
#webcomic #animalart
SO MANY POSITIVE CHANGES IN MY LIFE LATELY, AND I WANT TO CELEBRATE THEM... BUT IT FEELS WRONG. IT'S WRONG TO CELEBRATE FOR MYSELF WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH SORROW IN OTHER'S LIVES... BUT IT'S WRONG TO MYSELF TO SILENCE HARMLESS JOYS... RIGHT. WRONG. THERE'S MORE THAN TWO SIDES. MORALITY ISN'T BINARY. BESIDES... [insert inane morality rant here] HMM THIS ISNT REALLY THE PEP TALK I WAS EXPECTING
February 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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alanaferal.bsky.social
I can't wait for this to be the reason i get banned on twitter
February 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM