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Owen Smith
@owensmithguitar.bsky.social
Eclectic. Musician. Songwriter. Founder. AI/Data Practitioner. SciFi. Comedy. Theology. Decolonisation. Antitrust. Also, cats.

🎸 Australian Country/Rockabilly 🎸
Where tall tales and adrenaline meet

👉 https://owensmithguitar.com/inside-scoop
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If you'd told me two years ago that I'd be holding an album in my hands right now, I would've laughed!

But a thousand steps, and amazing people, have combined to craft this magnificent set of songs for you 💫

owensmithguitar.com/store

#bsnm #nowplaying #musicsky
Dear Lord, have mercy on us.
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reposted by Owen Smith
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
We cross live to the White House for this televised message from the President:
a baby is laying on a couch and making a funny face with the word waa written on it .
Alt: a baby is laying on a couch and making a funny face with the word waa written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Agentic consumption of the web brings a number of problems.

Our human finitude is an essential feature to how the web has functioned.

Now, the same agents that are taking website foot traffic (revenue) are also increasing load (cost) to those same websites.
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Reposted by Owen Smith
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Are Fentanyl addled ferrets piloting your head of state? NEXT on SICK SAD WORLD
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Dear America.
We've found the Fentanyl.
It was in the White House.
Here's the screenshot of the *actual White House website* to prove it.
November 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Just your average day on council: "Okay, so hear me out, what if we take the whale... and fill it... with dynamite."
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Reposted by Owen Smith
Heather's new TED talk on AI and human identity, is now online.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdJZ...
How artists can protect their work from AI | Dr. Heather Zheng | TEDxChicago
YouTube video by TEDx Talks
www.youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The new service, Grift Social™️, includes a live 24/7 feed of the Dictator in Chief.

Betters will be able to wager gold bullion from drones to attempt to sway presidential tweets.
"Truth Social users will be able to trade prediction contracts related to major events and milestones, such as political elections, interest and inflation rate changes, commodity prices on gold and crude oil, events across all major sports leagues"

What the bloody hell?

crypto.com/us/company-n...
Truth Social to Become World’s First Social Media Platform Offering Prediction Markets via Exclusive Partnership with Crypto.com
Trump Media Expansion Now Includes Strategic Push into Prediction Markets
crypto.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by Owen Smith
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
October 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
And that's just counting Sam Altman's sessions 😅
October 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When the toddlers monitor the toddlers, both poop their pants.

"It's not about monitoring in the sense of, you know, you monitor a toddler," JD Vance said on Wednesday, standing right next to Mr Netanyahu.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
US officials descending on Israel spark claims of 'Bibi-sitting'
Some of the most senior officials from the US arriving in Israel has prompted some to re-imagine the phrase "Bibi-sitting" — and question the motive behind it.
www.abc.net.au
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Oh no, my old grift's slowing. Quick - I need a bigger investment scam!"
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Reposted by Owen Smith
trump really knows how to build!
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Reposted by Owen Smith
“... Drawing on recent popular and academic literature on genAI, we argue that the values embedded in this technology do not align with the values of critical humanities and social science pedagogy, which include originality, academic freedom, creativity, and critical thinking.”
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
AI slop devalues all of us. My time, your time, our time is invaluable. Slop treats us as harvestable eyeballs and our time as a low value consumable.

Those pumping out slop are breaching their social contract. They prey on our time without equitable exchange of value.
October 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Reposted by Owen Smith
When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
And skeet of the day goes to...
*drumroll*
nothing pulls you from the farce of believing that your unemployment has anything to do with lack of skills like looking at the cohort of people who are employed and realizing their heads are so far up their own asses they must technically be wind instruments.
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
🫣 "Second screen viewing" 🤮

So this is why plot-splaining has become a thing?

I really am sick of unnecessary monologues, they're ruining so many good shows.

It's the exact opposite of "show, don't tell". If you need a detailed monologue to develop the plot, chances are it's rubbish TV.
October 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Trump peace deal:
Israel gets the hostages back,
In exchange for Palestinians civilians... getting bombed.

Well done sir, here's your Nobel Peace Prize. Netanyahu had it made out of recycled pager parts for you.
BREAKING: The Israeli military says it has begun a wave of air attacks on southern Gaza as the precarious ceasefire comes under threat.

🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/7g8svh
October 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM