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This is not just about Christmas being over. Disney announced it is ending the "Crucified Pluto" tradition for Good Friday too
the story here is just that Christmas ended but here's how this clickbait site on Facebook framed it
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Someone dropped a stone in the soy right lake on Twitter so expect a lot of angry takes about The Last Jedi in the coming days
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Nuzzi is down to just the squarehead fetishists
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Mein fuhrer! I can walk, not run, to the polls to vote for a president who can help repopulate the world after Rubio accidentally nukes Venezuela or some shit!
A ★★★½ review of Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
Kubrick, once again ahead of his time, puts up a reasonably funny movie about the Enemy stealing our cum, the guy who swears he's not a Nazi, and everyone listening unconditionally to a guy who looks ...
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December 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
We never found out what a Drylongso was, but we did find out what inner-city neglect looked like
A ★★½ review of Drylongso (1998)
Allusions to gang violence, psycho killers and just general bad luck plays into a portrait of a portrait-taker stuck in a world that kinda doesn't care that black men die at all. Passable, but could'v...
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December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
What if they took Colombia and mashed it together with Marvel and added an alpaca. Wait, what the fuck there are no alpacas in this???
A ★★½ review of Encanto (2021)
Damn, they made "So THAT just happened" into a 100-minute movie. Cool.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
tl;dr:
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
If I speak I will silence
what the actual fuck is wrong with American journalists?
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They told Bowie he couldn't be in a movie with Muppets until he made a "message" movie. This was, unfortunately, it.
A ★★½ review of Christiane F. (1981)
I know what you're thinking. This is just "Kids" in West Germany. Well, not quite. Unlike "Kids," most of the movie has like a story and isn't there just trying to shock you like Ryan Murphy. But, the...
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November 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Now that the CIA has stopped all the bad guy CIAs, now it's time to resume the War on Terror rest assured that there are no more badguy CIAs thanks to Jason Bourne
A ★★★ review of The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
Perfectly straightforward and cromulent, and it's cool that the CIA twerps all talk like corporate America. (I knew that shit came from somewhere awful.) However, whenever something exciting happened ...
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November 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Biggest takeaway from this year's playoffs is people really need to fucking grow up
ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES IN BASEBALL HISTORY
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Oh baseball fans it's starting to set in that Manfred is serious about turning the Dodgers into his Roman Reigns eh?
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Choketani is not overrated like Tom Brady. But he is a Tom Brady and must fail nonetheless
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Dear grandma: Welp, it happened again. We did an atrocity and now my hot buff staff sergeant thinks I'm a wimp!"
A ★★★½ review of Platoon (1986)
Stone's a good action director, you know this from JFK and Any Given Sunday. When you look past the "War: It's fantastic!"-esque scenes, though, you're kinda left with a ho-hum telling of the American...
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October 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Okay well, I am now temporarily supporting the Seattle Mariners etc. etc.
A wild choice from Vladimir Guerrero Jr. as he arrives at the Rogers Centre in a Toronto Maple Leafs jersey.

Clearly some thinking behind it — but not exactly the Game 7 history you want to be replicating tonight.

Just four hours away now.
October 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I've decided to temporarily support the Blue Jays because I feel they have the best opportunity to achieve the Avatar State and sweep the Dodgers + have Ohtani go 0-21/7.50. The world needs laughter.
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Grown men don't theatrically turn their backs on guys who are being obstinate and that's part of the reason we are where we are
A ★★★★★ review of 12 Angry Men (1957)
If I had to cast doubt on this 5-star rating I could say that they could have found more interesting and challenging circumstances to have to unravel. But that's not the point dawg! Perfect movie is p...
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October 19, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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At a time when billionaires would be all too happy to replace artists with AI slop, I think it's important to celebrate artists like Drew Struzan.

If you've seen a movie poster in the past 30+ years, you've seen something he did. A true master of the craft.
October 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"I killed five people idiomatically and all I got was this Wikipedia page. :("
A ★★★★½ review of Se7en (1995)
If anything this is the precursor to No Country, albeit with a more impersonal story to tell (until the very end of course). Having seen this knowing what the finale was, I can say the movie is fundam...
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October 13, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Mm hmm. And what else did the dancing elephant in the corner tell you Mr. Larry at Bluesky Social
October 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM