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If your only homie in the world is the only guy who can get you not killed, try not to break his watch
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review of Mikey and Nicky (1976)
It's been said that this movie, where two accomplished actors ACT, demonstrates the futility of male friendship. I dunno about that, I think it's surprisingly easy to not be a consistent asshole to ev...
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February 9, 2026 at 8:27 AM
If your only homie in the world is the only guy who can get you not killed, try not to break his watch
All Zohran has to do to turn NYC into Hoboken is suspend Tisch. And maybe hit her so hard she does a quadruple backflip into a car.
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Β½ review of Mudhalvan (1999)
Decades before Zohran Mamdani, Tamil cinema envisioned a guy who had the guts to fire everyone who sucked at their job. Despite a plot that kinda goes in circles in the latter half, there are enough g...
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February 1, 2026 at 11:06 AM
All Zohran has to do to turn NYC into Hoboken is suspend Tisch. And maybe hit her so hard she does a quadruple backflip into a car.
Don't worry, it looks like the Democrats will fill any cracks left by this palace bullshit. It's already begun in MN
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Don't worry, it looks like the Democrats will fill any cracks left by this palace bullshit. It's already begun in MN
ICE and Police, Matt. Tim Walz has made his side clear
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
ICE and Police, Matt. Tim Walz has made his side clear
We have Guantanamo Bay. It should be used as a kind of imperial boomerang roach motel for everyone who put us in this position. We can start with the Trump administration and work backwards
January 25, 2026 at 10:40 AM
We have Guantanamo Bay. It should be used as a kind of imperial boomerang roach motel for everyone who put us in this position. We can start with the Trump administration and work backwards
This movie fails the Bechdel Test, yes, but it even worse it fails the Respecting Marisa Tomei Test
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Β½ review of Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011)
Perfectly cromulent. Love seeing Emma Stone and another Asian actress chop it up and would've liked to see more of that. Also like the movie's pro-OTP message. Did not like the twist-off it has at the...
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January 25, 2026 at 9:51 AM
This movie fails the Bechdel Test, yes, but it even worse it fails the Respecting Marisa Tomei Test
If a cat rolls into town and turns everyone into a Froot Loop, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.
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Β½ review of When the Cat Comes (1963)
A simple morality tale, well told. Remarkable because in Communist Czechoslovakia, a cat that can do instant day/night cycles and reverse Predator vision is controversial but not that big a deal.
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January 18, 2026 at 11:27 AM
If a cat rolls into town and turns everyone into a Froot Loop, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.
Instead of the public option we got the ACA and legislatively we are 50000000% farther away from M4A than in 2008. American politics does not work this way. Napoleonic warfare in 1861 vibes
January 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Instead of the public option we got the ACA and legislatively we are 50000000% farther away from M4A than in 2008. American politics does not work this way. Napoleonic warfare in 1861 vibes
and most importantly c) You look really foolish taking an obviously rabid dog and saying that instead of destroying it we should attempt to train it first
January 12, 2026 at 8:53 PM
and most importantly c) You look really foolish taking an obviously rabid dog and saying that instead of destroying it we should attempt to train it first
This is not gonna work because a) "Training" can be dissembled into "increase funding and do nothing," which was Congress' response to George Floyd, b) It demoralizes people who want to abolish ICE when they have more legitimacy than ever ...
January 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This is not gonna work because a) "Training" can be dissembled into "increase funding and do nothing," which was Congress' response to George Floyd, b) It demoralizes people who want to abolish ICE when they have more legitimacy than ever ...
The solution to the Male Loneliness Epidemic is to end friendship
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Β½ review of Friendship (2024)
The male loneliness epidemic captured by its patient zero. Will you guffaw? Probably not. Will you smile? At this hopeful message? Absolutely. Some might disparagaingly call it a 100-minute "The Chair...
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January 12, 2026 at 11:14 AM
The solution to the Male Loneliness Epidemic is to end friendship
I know it looks like this Giants fan is suffering more than everyone else, but remember: This movie has Mets fans in it
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January 4, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I know it looks like this Giants fan is suffering more than everyone else, but remember: This movie has Mets fans in it
This is not just about Christmas being over. Disney announced it is ending the "Crucified Pluto" tradition for Good Friday too
the story here is just that Christmas ended but here's how this clickbait site on Facebook framed it
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is not just about Christmas being over. Disney announced it is ending the "Crucified Pluto" tradition for Good Friday too
Living forever as a cop? Welcome to the eighth circle of Hell. letterboxd.com/ovkase/film/...
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review of Infernal Affairs (2002)
The prototype of "The Departed" is a more in-your-face and facially silly version of what Scorcese tells. However, the Asian setting (including the Buddhist parts) in a way makes this move subtler tha...
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December 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Living forever as a cop? Welcome to the eighth circle of Hell. letterboxd.com/ovkase/film/...
My Three [Deranged] Sons
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Β½ review of Ran (1985)
What else needs to be said? A guy screws up so bad his face becomes bluer, and then he gets close to his blue son, and then things go even wronger. Subtitles weren't needed for this one because everyt...
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December 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My Three [Deranged] Sons
Someone dropped a stone in the soy right lake on Twitter so expect a lot of angry takes about The Last Jedi in the coming days
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Someone dropped a stone in the soy right lake on Twitter so expect a lot of angry takes about The Last Jedi in the coming days
BYRNE IS AFRAID
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Β½ review of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
I'm calling this a twofer: It's a Fences because 90% of the movie is driven purely by Rose Byrne closeups, and it's a Beau is Afraid because it's like Beau is Afraid. Except good
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December 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
BYRNE IS AFRAID
Nuzzi is down to just the squarehead fetishists
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Nuzzi is down to just the squarehead fetishists
Mein fuhrer! I can walk, not run, to the polls to vote for a president who can help repopulate the world after Rubio accidentally nukes Venezuela or some shit!
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Β½ review of Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
Kubrick, once again ahead of his time, puts up a reasonably funny movie about the Enemy stealing our cum, the guy who swears he's not a Nazi, and everyone listening unconditionally to a guy who looks ...
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December 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Mein fuhrer! I can walk, not run, to the polls to vote for a president who can help repopulate the world after Rubio accidentally nukes Venezuela or some shit!
We never found out what a Drylongso was, but we did find out what inner-city neglect looked like
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Β½ review of Drylongso (1998)
Allusions to gang violence, psycho killers and just general bad luck plays into a portrait of a portrait-taker stuck in a world that kinda doesn't care that black men die at all. Passable, but could'v...
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December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We never found out what a Drylongso was, but we did find out what inner-city neglect looked like
What if they took Colombia and mashed it together with Marvel and added an alpaca. Wait, what the fuck there are no alpacas in this???
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Β½ review of Encanto (2021)
Damn, they made "So THAT just happened" into a 100-minute movie. Cool.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
What if they took Colombia and mashed it together with Marvel and added an alpaca. Wait, what the fuck there are no alpacas in this???
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November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Sectarianism, communism and sandwichism: Lebanon has it all
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review of A Feeling Greater Than Love (2017)
You're rewarded for paying attention with a careful, thorough explanation about a communist revolt ending before it began because of a want for a sandwich. I thought it was interesting
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November 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Sectarianism, communism and sandwichism: Lebanon has it all
If I speak I will silence
what the actual fuck is wrong with American journalists?
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
If I speak I will silence
There are only two entities that can defeat centrist Dems: Progressives, and the Republican party. Guess which entity is actually trying to defeat centrist Dems.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
There are only two entities that can defeat centrist Dems: Progressives, and the Republican party. Guess which entity is actually trying to defeat centrist Dems.