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ourfag.bsky.social
perhaps tomorrow you wil be on your phone at the family dinner table and you will open this app and immediatelu there wil lbe ovi porn on your screen. good luck
close crop of a digital wip consisting of a pair of legs entangled in a long orange mermaid tail
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
ourfag.bsky.social
🥴 i really should revisit that sketch i have of merstede holding ed bodily in place while he eggs him up
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
everyboday stop what you are doing and read this immediately right now immediately oh my goddddddd oviposition i looooove yoooouuujj
anathxmadevice.bsky.social sarah 🐶🦴 @anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 1d
a lil #TakeTwoTuesday meets ICYMI for mine and @aliassamm.bsky.social's kinktober collab!! blending merstede/kraken ed tentacle smut with the classic 'helping out a pal pining while fucking' trope because why not 👌

archiveofourown.org/works/74507466
the bottomless blue by anathxmadevice and rose_quartz_kitten Summary: Ed's skin is stretched so taut across the bulge that it looks like it could rip open with a single touch. It throws his proportions off, the rest of his torso tiny in comparison, the snaking mass of tentacles struggle to find space around the protrusion. “Oh, Ed,” Stede says softly, just in time for Ed to swear and huff and tug the blanket up again, covering himself from view. “No wonder you’re in pain.” Just helping out his friend, isn’t he? Ed said this would feel good, and making other people feel good is what friendship is all about. If Stede can make Ed a little more comfortable... well, it’d be rude not to offer.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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followedmystar.bsky.social
For #WIPWednesday. Efficient. ✨tiny.✨
“Do you wear glasses, Ed?” “Hm? Nah. Give it another coupla years, I’m starting to go kinda farsighted in my old age, but today I’m just fuckin’ tired. Been staring at one thing all day. You?” Ed glances up from his empty pizza box, and gives Stede a long, appraising look that makes Stede go unaccountably warm. “Fuck, please say yes.” “I—erm. No, afraid not.” I could, his brain immediately supplies. I’m sure I could find a way to— “Damn.” Ed grins at the pizza box—wretched, undeserving thing—and folds it up, tucking it into the trash. The oven’s display beeps a few times as he sets it to preheat.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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roflad.bsky.social
There's also this one. I'd love to know who did it. I've asked before but never gotten an answer.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Time to get back to important matters… putting Stede in sexy fits again

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
Stede on his knees leaning back . Head wearing a teal blue dress which has the sleeves cut off and a heart shaped window on his chest. The sides of the dress are thigh cut and exposes his bare legs
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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followedmystar.bsky.social
It’s even more lovely in person 🥹 thanks to @tenderashell.bsky.social for such a beautiful raffle prize.

I donated to Native Food Alliance - if any of you are looking for a worthy charity, throw a coin their way! Times are so tough; *everyone* deserves to eat. Everyone deserves food security. 💕 🔗⬇️
Stede, is that you?! A hoop exquisitely embroidered in Godfrey Thornrose colors. Silver, blue, white, and little accents in yellow and orange. What a look. Jeff the Accountant oughta kiss him about it, frankly.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
yeah... it's a piece of twine. i panicked. 🥺
stede bonnet shirtless in bed with a sheet covering his bottom half, leaning over to inspect the breakfast his boyfriend has brought, delicately holding a piece of twine between his fingers, the twine almost looks like it's making a heart, ed teach is in the i just got my back blown out by the gentleman pirate robe (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
ourfag.bsky.social
i feel like i shpuld be having an easier time than i am of finding a high def pic of rhys darbys face without glasses i swear half the time its the library of alexandrhysa in here where are they
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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freakofnurture.bsky.social
ive been having so much fun with this generator....

#OFMD #OFMDfanart
prompt from the generator: "this particular stede is impossible to miss. their fingers can exert a surprising amount of force, their ears end in gentle points, and their mouth seems to be full of light. their physiology is most suited to life on the coast." digital sketch of stede bonnet following the previous prompt. his mouth is aglow, lighting up his face from the inside.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ourfag.bsky.social
ed using other ppl to outsource his self-harm is such a compelling concept to me. the ppl who love him most & would feel the most horrified to know being the juiciest variety ofc but lord do i wanna read some fic abt ed going out of his way to have upsetting sex w ppl he doesnt want to fuck
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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ramsaybaggins.bsky.social
Spouse is reading a Star Wars soulmates fic where the stuff a person loses turns up with their soulmate. Now I wanna do an OFMD version where Ed is intrigued at all the little trinkets and soft things that show up throughout his life, Stede is impressed at the cool knives and jewellery.
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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intheblanketfort.bsky.social
Bunny Ed for @mediocrepirate.bsky.social's sweet and sexy one-shot "Hop to It" (3,546 words, rated E).

I had so much fun working on this. Go read it! archiveofourown.org/works/74596336
A digital pencil drawing of Ed Teach from OFMD in floppy bunny ears. He's turned away from the viewer and looks shyly back over his right shoulder. He wears white thigh-high stockings with a frill at the top of the leg and an oversized T-shirt. The t-shirt is pulled up and forward to expose his fluffy bunny tail.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ourfag.bsky.social
pops in for a second. stede pushing ed's bound legs up over his body with one hand while using the other to spank his pussy from behind. bye
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
cursed medieval andalite stede @ghostalservice.bsky.social
(walters museum MS w.88 folio 115v)
A medieval illustration of a blue feathery or scaly deer thing with an unimpressed human face in its chest like a christmas play costume or something
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
ourfag.bsky.social
hate when my body. is doig some sort of nonsense & then i remember ive skipped a few days pf multivitamin so i start taking the vitamins again and the nonsense goes away immediately. WHAT WAS I MISSING
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ourfag.bsky.social
somehow over the cours of the day my frames for the lovely frames project jumped from "coming to terms with the possibility i might have to consider dropping one" to "almost finished with all 3" idk what happened how did i do that. im scared
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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cappyy.bsky.social
travelling back in time to give Ed a strawberry vape
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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margaritaville.bsky.social
chapter 4 aka the final chapter out NOW!!!! i love you all soooo much i hope you enjoy ❤️

archiveofourown.org/works/738436...
Chapter 4: love wants me alive Notes: (See the end of the chapter for notes.) Ed and Stede walk outside to find the source of the squawking. A seagull sits on their front porch railing and yells at them. There's a note at its feet. They look at each other and then back at the note. They both know what it says. They both, at once, think that if they don't open it, the words inside won't be true. Stede sighs and starts walking forward. Ed catches him by the hand and yanks him back. "Do you think if we ignore it, they won't show up?" Stede gives him a resigned smile. "No." Ed groans. "Fine," he lets go of Stede's hand. "Go open it." Stede unravels the scroll and clears his throat. "Dear Former Captains Blackbeard and Bonnet," Stede reads. He purses his lips. "What?" "Why are you first?" Ed rolls his eyes. "Keep reading."
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ourfag.bsky.social
have we discussed stede developing a habit of using sex to avoid dealing with difficult emotional situations yet
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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followedmystar.bsky.social
For #TakeTwoTuesday I give you the The Body Kinetic, which tbqh has swallowed my brain whole. Mind the tags, take care o’ yerselves, but I’m very proud of it.

archiveofourown.org/works/67234183

(some nattering in the comments bc I can’t help myself)
New Session | Archive of Our Own
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November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
ourfag.bsky.social
definitely feeling at least 1 negative and/or positive emotion abt the latest cancellation discussions. havent thought abt it since mid24 but i rly do think the window of opportunity for shows like ofmd has been narrowing for a while now &it managed to sail right thru to us w almost no room to spare
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM