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Screenshot from breakfast with Calico Jack when he interrupts Stede to ask Ed, "'Member how he stabbed us?" in reference to Good Ol Captain Hornigold (Rest In Piss)
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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i love this paragraph theres like gallons of autism squirtig directly out of it i think a little bit got in my mouth
screenshot of 1 paragraph from rhis beautiful fic: "Which was how Ed continued to characterize it, which Stede tried not to internalize along with his paranoia that there was something about this arrangement he specifically was doing wrong and if he was not careful, Ed was bound to find out, but it was only that Stede wondered why Ed felt the need to put a point on it— Up for a bit of stress relief? said with a waggle of an eyebrow, Man, feeling pretty relaxed now, said after their. Activities. Were complete."
November 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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👀
another result from this mysterious generator...... "The most striking things about this Ed are his skin, which is studded with opalescent scales, and his way of moving smoothly, with little attention to obstacles or difficult terrain. There's a long swath of lavender sweeping down his face. He doesn't think he'd mind living at the bottom of the ocean."
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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im experiencing something
screenshot of the above gif at the moment stede starts opening his mouth. the affronted pout is gone; his expression is naked and uncharismatic rage
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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coming soon
result from some sort of generator...? "This particular Ed is replete with vibrant color. His eyes have peachy pink sclera, his mouth is black on the inside, and his skin is partially covered in thin, silky pastel orange feathers."
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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im so so so enamored with ypur creature
screenshot of sam's spotify icon which is a photo of a dog, question mark, with luscious chocolate brown hair and a face that definitely has two eyes and probably a mouth and/or nose but i couldn't tell you much else
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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oh thats right the thing i wanted to share. jim babysitting alma and louis. much has been said of this regarding knife activities but i also think theyd be able to carry both kids at once & the kids would make a game out of "how much do i have to wriggle for jim to drop me"
screenshot from my generator #mygenerator. "It's nice and breezy outside. Alma, Jim, and Louis are huddled over their soup at a cafe table. Nearby, it looks like Fang has started a spooky impromptu autumnal TTRPG.
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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every poest control company: learn about the DANGERS of this DEADLY creature that may give you a FATAL disease.

well have you considered the dangers of hurting her feelings.
photo of a deer mouse on some dry mulch while the sun illuminates it from very low in the sky. it's got big eyes and big upright ears and long delicate whiskers and a white belly and little pink feets. it may or may not be carrying hantavirus, which has a 30–60% fatality rate when it infects a human's respiratory system. but look how cute
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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saw this and started breathing funny. good morning everyone
screenshot of a tumblr post that says "“leave a girl out in the cold until she’ll do anything to come back in” season is starting in the northern hemisphere for those who celebrate" & for discretional reasons i didnt include the name but its by a user called muzzlehours. if you really must know
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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idk what tHE FUCK is up w my brain today but imthinking abt putting the boys in bitchsuits all of the sudden. and THESE
product photo of steel nipple caps affixed via piercings and with rings on the end for hooking/tying things onto. the watermark at the bottom says "hotsteeltoys.com - unique BDSM gear" but when i went to the link for the nipple caps it gave me a 404 so idk whether theyre still selling
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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unfortunately due to who i guess i am as a person several of these have genuinely got me going
The "No Nut Kinkvember" prompt list (subheading reads "your job is to turn this into a kink thing.") It's in comic sans. day 1: watching paint dry day 2: watching grass grow day 3: abstinence education day 4: chastity belt day 5: jehovah's witness visit day 6: rocks on the beach day 7: white picket fence day 8: boring house party day 9: awkward small talk day 10: grocery store day 11: chalk on the sidewalk day 12: facebook friends day 13: unpaid internship scam day 14: rejecting the devil's lettuce* *"the devil's lettuce" is slang for marijuana day 15: christian family values day 16: filing taxes day 17: on hold on the phone day 18: kellogg's corn flakes day 19: checking the mail day 20: stuck in traffic day 21: filing insurance claims day 22: baking bread day 23: bad coworker music day 24: rainy day at the park day 25: creating a new font day 26: office cubicles day 27: farmer's market day 28: moving furniture day 29: newspapers day 30: morning coffee There is some Christian clipart also.
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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my resolution to not interact w dj in order to avoid creating a link trail from his account to mine is being Really Tested rn.
cat with wet eyes meme except eyes are enormous
October 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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im beside myself
op's cat pepsi jumping 4 the string. her leggies are SPLAYED
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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drawing of a person with big emotional smile on their face and also delicately clutching a pink heart close to their chest and also three party horns sneezing confetti directly at their head
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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what the fuck is ourfag up to this time
zoomed-in cropped screenshot of....well, what's visible is some text at the top saying "moving soon or he's not gonna make it." below which is a button that says "more pls" below which are two checkboxes that say "Hurt Him" and "Comfort Him" respectively (the former is checked, the latter is not) below which is a dropdown menu reading "he/him". Color scheme is black, red, and off-white. What could it be
October 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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autism will have you doing shit like this
Screenshot of one possible result in my Perchance generator. I say "one" but I've actually added an insane amount of possible variation in how the result is phrased. Transcribed literally, it reads: Their subsequent {endeavors|decisions{| about {that|this}}} result in {a} {|small|embarrassing|mild|unfortunate} {accident|mishap}, the {main|primary} casualty being {[b1]|[b2]}'s {|poor} [bodypart]. Curly brackets denote different options separated by that vertical bar. You can see here at one point I've nested three entire sets of curly brackets inside of one another for practically no reason at all
October 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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this one is cracking me the fuck up. its like im there
another screenshot: Stede & Ed have finally gotten together. Ed wants to add impact play to all the knifeplay stuff they do. Outside of fantasy, this turns out to be kind of painful. The narrative tone is colored with the kind of horniness that makes you stupid.
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
ourfag.bsky.social
they just keep fuckin cominh
another screenshot: Stede & Ed have an ethically dubious relationship. They've both got a vampire kink, but for completely different reasons. They end up doing a whole production for it. There's a distinctly domestic feel to it all.
October 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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tonight's roleplay is stede as a sexy metal bedframe in a dark room
another one: Stede hasn't been able to stop thinking about bruising Ed's toes. What they do about it isn't technically sex, but you wouldn't know it from the noises they're making.
October 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
ourfag.bsky.social
this one too what the fuck
another screenshot: Stede & Ed are in a steady relationship. Stede is trying to embrace their intoxication kink. They have a bit of meticulously organized sex about it. It all feels wonderfully sweet.
September 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ourfag.bsky.social
this one too
another screenshot: Ed is curious about medical stuff. What they're doing to each other isn't technically sex, but isn't technically legal, either.
September 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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hey ive read this one its really good
another screenshot: Ed & Stede are married. Ed can't stop thinking about sucking on Stede's neck. Stede is finding themself really, really fascinated with that. There's a distinctly intimate feel to it all.
September 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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paints a lovely picture dont it
screenshot of a result from my in-progress prompt generator: Stede & Ed have just met at the hospital. Stede is trying to explore their anal pumping kink.
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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if you enjoyed: acute distress over your favorite show being consistently strangled by studio bullshit

you may be interested in: this fucking paragraph from the wiki page for the john coltrane and johnny hartman album
screenshot of the paragraph in question: In 2005, the raw tapes were reviewed by jazz archivist Barry Kernfeld, who documented there were actually complete alternate takes for all six songs that he considered "absolutely riveting."[13] Until clear ownership of these tapes is established between the Coltrane family and Universal Music, there are no plans for their release.
September 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM