Nyongbella just went home, and Sally, PAIGE (?????), and Bonnie going seems so fucking insane. I was fully comfortable with Paige winning after like two episodes

*balls

Not me getting called poor when trying to buy mints for my team 😭

WHY DOES ZYGARDE 10% HAVE A BLINKING ASSHOLE??????

I saw someone say this, and while I do understand there is a LOT of new mechanics to be taught, holy fuck was the “Tutorial” phase before true open play was exhausting

The first scene Emma shows up where her absolute DUMPTRUCK ass is framed followed by an impossible thigh gap… kinda surprised me tbh given it’s a Pokémon game

The main companion, a teammate, the Prof, AND the detective being women??? Big Woke has taken over. Also Naveen being a guy surprised me as they didn’t use any pronouns to reference him until like, main quest 6. Gender fluid diva

She’s got the pearl necklace and thiddies OUT

I think mints were the best QOL addition they’ve ever added into the Pokémon games. They’re a bit pricey but worth it lol