*insert gay plant joke here*
@orchidbitch.bsky.social
Cody
Obsessed with orchids
B.S.A. in Horticulture Science
Bad at Pokémon Go & TCGP
Too gay to function
‘95 baby, 🇨🇦, 👨🏻🤝👨🏼💍🏳️🌈
Obsessed with orchids
B.S.A. in Horticulture Science
Bad at Pokémon Go & TCGP
Too gay to function
‘95 baby, 🇨🇦, 👨🏻🤝👨🏼💍🏳️🌈
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Ok, I’m gonna post all my PLZA thoughts in this ongoing thread so as to not clutter things
Me hitting a Vaporeon from across the map with a Plus Thunderbolt from my Ampharos after using Charge plus a held Magnet
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me hitting a Vaporeon from across the map with a Plus Thunderbolt from my Ampharos after using Charge plus a held Magnet
Was hunting this in the morning to no luck. Tried the spawn overload method elsewhere and failed to get it working. Came back to the same place I started and got this beauty during my lunch break ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Was hunting this in the morning to no luck. Tried the spawn overload method elsewhere and failed to get it working. Came back to the same place I started and got this beauty during my lunch break ❤️
If I time it right, Troye loves to come cuddle in my arms like baby before I get ready for the day
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If I time it right, Troye loves to come cuddle in my arms like baby before I get ready for the day
I’m glad I don’t like Scizor’s shiny at ALL because that saves me having to hunt down two for use in Ranked
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’m glad I don’t like Scizor’s shiny at ALL because that saves me having to hunt down two for use in Ranked
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Fuck it, after thinking on this I know my hearts desire
Noctowl
Altaria
Empoleon
Oricorio-Sensu
Flamigo
Mega Skarmory
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Fuck it, after thinking on this I know my hearts desire
Noctowl
Altaria
Empoleon
Oricorio-Sensu
Flamigo
Mega Skarmory
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
I love asking people this question!
Mine would be
Espeon ✨
Floragato
Zeraora, but since no mythicals it'll be Ceruledge
Decedueye
Lucario
Goodra
🖤
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
I love asking people this question!
Mine would be
Espeon ✨
Floragato
Zeraora, but since no mythicals it'll be Ceruledge
Decedueye
Lucario
Goodra
🖤
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Fuck it, after thinking on this I know my hearts desire
Noctowl
Altaria
Empoleon
Oricorio-Sensu
Flamigo
Mega Skarmory
(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)
Fuck it, after thinking on this I know my hearts desire
Noctowl
Altaria
Empoleon
Oricorio-Sensu
Flamigo
Mega Skarmory
Anyone interested in a trade for any of these spare shiny?
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Anyone interested in a trade for any of these spare shiny?
After being mostly unemployed for the past six months, I recently had an interview for a three year contract position at a research greenhouse. Not only is this exactly in my field of education and experience, that sort of job stability is so damn sexy.
I NEED THIS JOB 😭
I NEED THIS JOB 😭
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
After being mostly unemployed for the past six months, I recently had an interview for a three year contract position at a research greenhouse. Not only is this exactly in my field of education and experience, that sort of job stability is so damn sexy.
I NEED THIS JOB 😭
I NEED THIS JOB 😭
Did we really expect anything other than an Ethel Cain sweep of my year in music?
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Did we really expect anything other than an Ethel Cain sweep of my year in music?
Played a few ranked matches the day Mewtwo released, saw it everywhere, and decided to build an Assault Vest Krookodile do deal with them all.
I hunted all last night for a shiny to no avail just to pick this up this morning after a handful of quick travels at Zone 8
I hunted all last night for a shiny to no avail just to pick this up this morning after a handful of quick travels at Zone 8
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Played a few ranked matches the day Mewtwo released, saw it everywhere, and decided to build an Assault Vest Krookodile do deal with them all.
I hunted all last night for a shiny to no avail just to pick this up this morning after a handful of quick travels at Zone 8
I hunted all last night for a shiny to no avail just to pick this up this morning after a handful of quick travels at Zone 8
I saw some pundit refer to the “Liberal Lost Decade”, aka the fact that the Liberals have won the last four elections. I also saw some commentary that confirms something I’ve always know.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I saw some pundit refer to the “Liberal Lost Decade”, aka the fact that the Liberals have won the last four elections. I also saw some commentary that confirms something I’ve always know.
Three years later and I FINALLY found a setup to get one of my cats to use the heating mat I bought for them.
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Three years later and I FINALLY found a setup to get one of my cats to use the heating mat I bought for them.
Anyone have a shiny female Snorunt for trade? Here’s what I can offer 🥺
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Anyone have a shiny female Snorunt for trade? Here’s what I can offer 🥺
First shalpha!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
First shalpha!!!
The first diva I hunted after getting the shiny charm
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The first diva I hunted after getting the shiny charm
By far my best round in ranked
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
By far my best round in ranked
Forget a “thanks”, this person deserves the sloppiest head
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Forget a “thanks”, this person deserves the sloppiest head
Every winter I think back to when Turtle’s chocolates released a holiday box, with one of the flavours being fudge brownie or something like that. One of my all time favourite chocolates and I haven’t seen them in like a decade 😭
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Every winter I think back to when Turtle’s chocolates released a holiday box, with one of the flavours being fudge brownie or something like that. One of my all time favourite chocolates and I haven’t seen them in like a decade 😭
Will suck dick for shiny Drampa in PL:ZA 😭😭😭 I do not want to do this hunt whatsoever
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Will suck dick for shiny Drampa in PL:ZA 😭😭😭 I do not want to do this hunt whatsoever
Got my shiny charm in PL:ZA.. YAY!!!
TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Got my shiny charm in PL:ZA.. YAY!!!
TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
52 battles left until I hit 1000, I can do this in two nights FOR SURE 😭
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November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
52 battles left until I hit 1000, I can do this in two nights FOR SURE 😭
Have been very behind on UK7 and just checked the Wikipedia for elimination order,,, and like ????
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Have been very behind on UK7 and just checked the Wikipedia for elimination order,,, and like ????
Omg, just got a Heavy Ball from PL:ZA ranked, which means at some point we’re going to be able to get Love Balls 😍😍
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Omg, just got a Heavy Ball from PL:ZA ranked, which means at some point we’re going to be able to get Love Balls 😍😍
Rolling up to the Rogue Mega battle with this bling
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Rolling up to the Rogue Mega battle with this bling
I’m putting forth a theory that Jacinthe is a drag queen. Cause like, yes she does serve IMMENSE cunt, but she’s also annoying in a way only gay men are
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m putting forth a theory that Jacinthe is a drag queen. Cause like, yes she does serve IMMENSE cunt, but she’s also annoying in a way only gay men are
The only positive about the Infernal Rectangle (Saskatchewan) I live in, one that I get to enjoy twice a year, is the fact that we don’t do DST
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The only positive about the Infernal Rectangle (Saskatchewan) I live in, one that I get to enjoy twice a year, is the fact that we don’t do DST