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orchidbitch.bsky.social
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@orchidbitch.bsky.social
Cody
Obsessed with orchids
B.S.A. in Horticulture Science
Bad at Pokémon Go & TCGP
Too gay to function
‘95 baby, 🇨🇦, 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼💍🏳️‍🌈
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Ok, I’m gonna post all my PLZA thoughts in this ongoing thread so as to not clutter things
Me hitting a Vaporeon from across the map with a Plus Thunderbolt from my Ampharos after using Charge plus a held Magnet
December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Was hunting this in the morning to no luck. Tried the spawn overload method elsewhere and failed to get it working. Came back to the same place I started and got this beauty during my lunch break ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If I time it right, Troye loves to come cuddle in my arms like baby before I get ready for the day
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’m glad I don’t like Scizor’s shiny at ALL because that saves me having to hunt down two for use in Ranked
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?

(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)

Fuck it, after thinking on this I know my hearts desire

Noctowl
Altaria
Empoleon
Oricorio-Sensu
Flamigo
Mega Skarmory
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?

(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)

I love asking people this question!
Mine would be
Espeon ✨
Floragato
Zeraora, but since no mythicals it'll be Ceruledge
Decedueye
Lucario
Goodra
🖤
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Anyone interested in a trade for any of these spare shiny?
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
After being mostly unemployed for the past six months, I recently had an interview for a three year contract position at a research greenhouse. Not only is this exactly in my field of education and experience, that sort of job stability is so damn sexy.

I NEED THIS JOB 😭
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Did we really expect anything other than an Ethel Cain sweep of my year in music?
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Played a few ranked matches the day Mewtwo released, saw it everywhere, and decided to build an Assault Vest Krookodile do deal with them all.

I hunted all last night for a shiny to no avail just to pick this up this morning after a handful of quick travels at Zone 8
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I saw some pundit refer to the “Liberal Lost Decade”, aka the fact that the Liberals have won the last four elections. I also saw some commentary that confirms something I’ve always know.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Three years later and I FINALLY found a setup to get one of my cats to use the heating mat I bought for them.
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Anyone have a shiny female Snorunt for trade? Here’s what I can offer 🥺
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
First shalpha!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The first diva I hunted after getting the shiny charm
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
By far my best round in ranked
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Forget a “thanks”, this person deserves the sloppiest head
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Every winter I think back to when Turtle’s chocolates released a holiday box, with one of the flavours being fudge brownie or something like that. One of my all time favourite chocolates and I haven’t seen them in like a decade 😭
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Will suck dick for shiny Drampa in PL:ZA 😭😭😭 I do not want to do this hunt whatsoever
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Got my shiny charm in PL:ZA.. YAY!!!

TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
52 battles left until I hit 1000, I can do this in two nights FOR SURE 😭
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November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Have been very behind on UK7 and just checked the Wikipedia for elimination order,,, and like ????
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Omg, just got a Heavy Ball from PL:ZA ranked, which means at some point we’re going to be able to get Love Balls 😍😍
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Rolling up to the Rogue Mega battle with this bling
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m putting forth a theory that Jacinthe is a drag queen. Cause like, yes she does serve IMMENSE cunt, but she’s also annoying in a way only gay men are
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The only positive about the Infernal Rectangle (Saskatchewan) I live in, one that I get to enjoy twice a year, is the fact that we don’t do DST
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM