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orchidbitch.bsky.social
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@orchidbitch.bsky.social
Cody
Obsessed with orchids
B.S.A. in Horticulture Science
Bad at Pokémon Go & TCGP
Too gay to function
‘95 baby, 🇨🇦, 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼💍🏳️‍🌈
The first diva I hunted after getting the shiny charm
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
By far my best round in ranked
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Forget a “thanks”, this person deserves the sloppiest head
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Rolling up to the Rogue Mega battle with this bling
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m putting forth a theory that Jacinthe is a drag queen. Cause like, yes she does serve IMMENSE cunt, but she’s also annoying in a way only gay men are
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A MAGNITUDE 9.9 MOTHERQUAKE
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Just in the nick of time 😵‍💫
October 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If it ever comes to having my own kids through surrogacy, this is how I want her prepping for their birth
September 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oop I found a different angle of it that I could crop while still having it look decent
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Has someone out there with photoshop skills removed the two ghouls from this image? I want to use it but I’d prefer not to see their faces every time 😭
September 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Despite living here for over five years, we recently discovered that the shitty little kitchen light works, so we’ve been turning it on before bed.

Something about that warm fluorescent light feels nostalgic so I always linger a few minutes when I first turn it on
September 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
call me bi… polar the way my mood is swinging between these two songs today
September 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Not often do you see conservatives standing up for what they believe in
September 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Excuse the typo lmaooooo
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Didn’t have any pre-made coffee syrups for a lattee, so instead I warmed up milk with brown sugar, whole cinnamon, clove, and fresh nutmeg, a dash of cocoa powder and drop of vanilla and oh my god did it taste absolutely fucking fantastic
September 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is giving Big Florida Energy
September 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I GOT MY SHINY POOPER IN MY FIRST 10 PACK LAST NIGHT 😭😭❤️❤️
August 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
SHINY IMPIDIMP COMING TO POGO IN NOVEMBER IM SCREEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
August 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I can’t believe I saw someone doing the mental gymnastics of calling her $520,000 engagement ring modest because, “scaling for income that’s like the average American paying only $630”
August 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me anytime I try to listen to About U
August 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Recipient of 450K yesterday
August 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
As someone who rarely does Dynamax raids, I’m glad I went out these weekend as I earned about 1.5M stardust total 😍
August 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I Saw Ethel Cain Live On My Birthday And All I Got Was A Renewed Sense Of Sadness Listening To Willoughby Tucker, I’ll Always Love You And Preacher’s Daughter
August 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I am a born again Hat Gay thanks to Meemaw.
August 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Anyway so seeing Meemaw live last week was life changing
August 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM