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Obsessed with orchids
B.S.A. in Horticulture Science
Bad at Pokémon Go & TCGP
Too gay to function
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Ok, I’m gonna post all my PLZA thoughts in this ongoing thread so as to not clutter things
Got my shiny charm in PL:ZA.. YAY!!!

TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
52 battles left until I hit 1000, I can do this in two nights FOR SURE 😭
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November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Have been very behind on UK7 and just checked the Wikipedia for elimination order,,, and like ????
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Omg, just got a Heavy Ball from PL:ZA ranked, which means at some point we’re going to be able to get Love Balls 😍😍
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Rolling up to the Rogue Mega battle with this bling
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m putting forth a theory that Jacinthe is a drag queen. Cause like, yes she does serve IMMENSE cunt, but she’s also annoying in a way only gay men are
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The only positive about the Infernal Rectangle (Saskatchewan) I live in, one that I get to enjoy twice a year, is the fact that we don’t do DST
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Am listening to the 10th Anniversary Edition of E•Mo•Tion and hit Warm Blood and decided a switch to my Beats was required
October 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I can’t believe Carlegend Slay Jepsen saved 2025 by releasing the 10th Anniversary Edition of The Best Album of All Time, E•MO•TION
October 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What if I said I wanted to top Corbeau, what then?
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
PL:ZA on one hand is the best Pokémon game I’ve ever played, while also having the most god AWFUL “Route” (WZ17) in the entire franchise.
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
All Wild Zones, you’re beautiful and perfect, except Wild Zone 17, which can absolutely fuck OFF
October 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Nurse Joy in Pokémon Legends Z-A
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A MAGNITUDE 9.9 MOTHERQUAKE
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Ok, I’m gonna post all my PLZA thoughts in this ongoing thread so as to not clutter things
October 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I have to say, I think PLZA is the greatest Pokémon game of all time. I am endlessly obsessed with it.

Also trying to make a team with only new megas lol
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
My review of PLZA and I haven’t even made it into full open play
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October 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Just in the nick of time 😵‍💫
October 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’ve had this on repeat for a full 24 hours gotdamn this album is fucking stellar
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October 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The Life of a Showgirl
October 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Naming a cat Boots not like a young kid would, but as a fag
October 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve gone 30 years without ever buying a belt and I don’t plan on buying one in the next 30 years.

(certified belt hater)
September 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If it ever comes to having my own kids through surrogacy, this is how I want her prepping for their birth
September 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
One of my beefs with the creationist education system is the reduction of angiosperm categories to just “monocot or dicot”
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Oop I found a different angle of it that I could crop while still having it look decent
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM