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@orchidbitch.bsky.social
Cody
Obsessed with orchids
B.S.A. in Horticulture Science
Bad at Pokémon Go & TCGP
Too gay to function
‘95 baby, 🇨🇦, 👨🏻🤝👨🏼💍🏳️🌈
Obsessed with orchids
B.S.A. in Horticulture Science
Bad at Pokémon Go & TCGP
Too gay to function
‘95 baby, 🇨🇦, 👨🏻🤝👨🏼💍🏳️🌈
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Ok, I’m gonna post all my PLZA thoughts in this ongoing thread so as to not clutter things
Got my shiny charm in PL:ZA.. YAY!!!
TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Got my shiny charm in PL:ZA.. YAY!!!
TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
TV is completely dead and all attempts to get it to work have failed… YAY!!!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Of course there’s a fuck tonne of Black Friday deals but I’m squarely unemployed again
52 battles left until I hit 1000, I can do this in two nights FOR SURE 😭
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November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
52 battles left until I hit 1000, I can do this in two nights FOR SURE 😭
Have been very behind on UK7 and just checked the Wikipedia for elimination order,,, and like ????
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Have been very behind on UK7 and just checked the Wikipedia for elimination order,,, and like ????
Omg, just got a Heavy Ball from PL:ZA ranked, which means at some point we’re going to be able to get Love Balls 😍😍
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Omg, just got a Heavy Ball from PL:ZA ranked, which means at some point we’re going to be able to get Love Balls 😍😍
Rolling up to the Rogue Mega battle with this bling
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Rolling up to the Rogue Mega battle with this bling
I’m putting forth a theory that Jacinthe is a drag queen. Cause like, yes she does serve IMMENSE cunt, but she’s also annoying in a way only gay men are
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m putting forth a theory that Jacinthe is a drag queen. Cause like, yes she does serve IMMENSE cunt, but she’s also annoying in a way only gay men are
The only positive about the Infernal Rectangle (Saskatchewan) I live in, one that I get to enjoy twice a year, is the fact that we don’t do DST
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The only positive about the Infernal Rectangle (Saskatchewan) I live in, one that I get to enjoy twice a year, is the fact that we don’t do DST
Am listening to the 10th Anniversary Edition of E•Mo•Tion and hit Warm Blood and decided a switch to my Beats was required
October 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Am listening to the 10th Anniversary Edition of E•Mo•Tion and hit Warm Blood and decided a switch to my Beats was required
I can’t believe Carlegend Slay Jepsen saved 2025 by releasing the 10th Anniversary Edition of The Best Album of All Time, E•MO•TION
October 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I can’t believe Carlegend Slay Jepsen saved 2025 by releasing the 10th Anniversary Edition of The Best Album of All Time, E•MO•TION
What if I said I wanted to top Corbeau, what then?
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What if I said I wanted to top Corbeau, what then?
PL:ZA on one hand is the best Pokémon game I’ve ever played, while also having the most god AWFUL “Route” (WZ17) in the entire franchise.
October 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
PL:ZA on one hand is the best Pokémon game I’ve ever played, while also having the most god AWFUL “Route” (WZ17) in the entire franchise.
All Wild Zones, you’re beautiful and perfect, except Wild Zone 17, which can absolutely fuck OFF
October 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
All Wild Zones, you’re beautiful and perfect, except Wild Zone 17, which can absolutely fuck OFF
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Nurse Joy in Pokémon Legends Z-A
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Nurse Joy in Pokémon Legends Z-A
A MAGNITUDE 9.9 MOTHERQUAKE
October 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
A MAGNITUDE 9.9 MOTHERQUAKE
Ok, I’m gonna post all my PLZA thoughts in this ongoing thread so as to not clutter things
October 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Ok, I’m gonna post all my PLZA thoughts in this ongoing thread so as to not clutter things
I have to say, I think PLZA is the greatest Pokémon game of all time. I am endlessly obsessed with it.
Also trying to make a team with only new megas lol
Also trying to make a team with only new megas lol
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I have to say, I think PLZA is the greatest Pokémon game of all time. I am endlessly obsessed with it.
Also trying to make a team with only new megas lol
Also trying to make a team with only new megas lol
My review of PLZA and I haven’t even made it into full open play
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October 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My review of PLZA and I haven’t even made it into full open play
Just in the nick of time 😵💫
October 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just in the nick of time 😵💫
I’ve had this on repeat for a full 24 hours gotdamn this album is fucking stellar
Purity Ring - the long night (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Purity Ring
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October 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’ve had this on repeat for a full 24 hours gotdamn this album is fucking stellar
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The Life of a Showgirl
October 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Life of a Showgirl
Naming a cat Boots not like a young kid would, but as a fag
October 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Naming a cat Boots not like a young kid would, but as a fag
I’ve gone 30 years without ever buying a belt and I don’t plan on buying one in the next 30 years.
(certified belt hater)
(certified belt hater)
September 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I’ve gone 30 years without ever buying a belt and I don’t plan on buying one in the next 30 years.
(certified belt hater)
(certified belt hater)
If it ever comes to having my own kids through surrogacy, this is how I want her prepping for their birth
September 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If it ever comes to having my own kids through surrogacy, this is how I want her prepping for their birth
One of my beefs with the creationist education system is the reduction of angiosperm categories to just “monocot or dicot”
September 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
One of my beefs with the creationist education system is the reduction of angiosperm categories to just “monocot or dicot”
Oop I found a different angle of it that I could crop while still having it look decent
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Oop I found a different angle of it that I could crop while still having it look decent