Nero's Defense Attorney
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Sam | They/He 🏳️⚧️ | White | 30+ | 🔞 no minors please! | xiv, bg3, and fallout mostly | gay emetwol
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#art | #ffxivart | #gortash | #durgetash
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https://vgen.co/ORBONNER
#art | #ffxivart | #gortash | #durgetash
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art | gposes | goofin' | yapping
🐛Mostly XIV, BG3, and horror media, but a smattering of everything else as well!
🐛Multiship | open to collab | I don't rp!
🐛carrd: orbonner.carrd.co
🐛Talk to me abt bugs
art | gposes | goofin' | yapping
🐛Mostly XIV, BG3, and horror media, but a smattering of everything else as well!
🐛Multiship | open to collab | I don't rp!
🐛carrd: orbonner.carrd.co
🐛Talk to me abt bugs
another day of trying to snake the drains in my sun roof bc my car keeps leaking 🫶
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
another day of trying to snake the drains in my sun roof bc my car keeps leaking 🫶
shb had some LOW lows for me [nier raids, certain msq bits that dragged for too long, etc] but the highs were wayyyy more rewarding and the story on a whole worked really well + The Character so it's def my other fave [equal to hvw]. some of the worst patches tho even if they did introduce my clown
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
shb had some LOW lows for me [nier raids, certain msq bits that dragged for too long, etc] but the highs were wayyyy more rewarding and the story on a whole worked really well + The Character so it's def my other fave [equal to hvw]. some of the worst patches tho even if they did introduce my clown
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the sorcerer's apprentice
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the sorcerer's apprentice
this is tough bc some of the patches for these also heavily influenced my enjoyment but. overall.
HVW = SHB
ENW*
ARR
STB
DT
* depends on the day
HVW = SHB
ENW*
ARR
STB
DT
* depends on the day
#wolqotd for the player: From your favorite to your least favorite, how would you rank the expansions? (ARR included.)
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
this is tough bc some of the patches for these also heavily influenced my enjoyment but. overall.
HVW = SHB
ENW*
ARR
STB
DT
* depends on the day
HVW = SHB
ENW*
ARR
STB
DT
* depends on the day
bokay comm news: been readjusting to things post-vacation and will most likely be back to the grind on owed work on wednesday! Hoping to finish up a couple of things in my queue over thanksgiving break 👍
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
bokay comm news: been readjusting to things post-vacation and will most likely be back to the grind on owed work on wednesday! Hoping to finish up a couple of things in my queue over thanksgiving break 👍
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November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Had a really hard time applying myself in school so I majored in art bc it was the one passion I had and now im an office worker in cancer research at my alma matter after drifting between hospitality jobs for a few years
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Had a really hard time applying myself in school so I majored in art bc it was the one passion I had and now im an office worker in cancer research at my alma matter after drifting between hospitality jobs for a few years
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Jet lag still beating my ass i slept til 3pm 👎
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Jet lag still beating my ass i slept til 3pm 👎
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Somehow we have managed to hit the #1 spot on the Bandcamp best-sellers list today??? I've been trying for hours to find the words for this post but coming up empty. Thanks SO MUCH on behalf of all of us for your outpouring of support and kind words, you have no idea how much this means to us 💙💙💙
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Somehow we have managed to hit the #1 spot on the Bandcamp best-sellers list today??? I've been trying for hours to find the words for this post but coming up empty. Thanks SO MUCH on behalf of all of us for your outpouring of support and kind words, you have no idea how much this means to us 💙💙💙
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no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted to exceed the damage cap of 9999 with my Critical Attacks...
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"It's that same feeling. But I'm awake. This isn't a dream. This couldn't be a dream."
#S2E17
Twilight Zone's "Twenty Two" by Rod Serling stars Barbara Nichols.
#S2E17
Twilight Zone's "Twenty Two" by Rod Serling stars Barbara Nichols.
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"It's that same feeling. But I'm awake. This isn't a dream. This couldn't be a dream."
#S2E17
Twilight Zone's "Twenty Two" by Rod Serling stars Barbara Nichols.
#S2E17
Twilight Zone's "Twenty Two" by Rod Serling stars Barbara Nichols.
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If you park your truck directly in front of my house in my spot five hundred feet from the curb you should die and explode
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If you park your truck directly in front of my house in my spot five hundred feet from the curb you should die and explode
found out just now that the university has it's own version of chatgpt bc some new lab person asked me why she doesn't have access to it. okay awesome.
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
found out just now that the university has it's own version of chatgpt bc some new lab person asked me why she doesn't have access to it. okay awesome.
chewy redelivered my cat litter but it's still naked and the photo is the delivery person just tossing them into our delivery box [not the alley at least] and leaving the door to the box open like. what is going on here. two different delivery services
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
chewy redelivered my cat litter but it's still naked and the photo is the delivery person just tossing them into our delivery box [not the alley at least] and leaving the door to the box open like. what is going on here. two different delivery services
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it's SICKO'S SELECTION season again!
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it's SICKO'S SELECTION season again!
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
$25 gets you a massive trove of erotic illustrations, comics, and prose by 25 artists (with stretch goals!) and best of all, supports us directly 💘 available til dec 5th
itch.io/b/3393/sicko...
This cafe full of undergrads
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This cafe full of undergrads
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
i missed out on a lot of consoles growing up until like. i think the ps2 bc we were poor for a long time lmao. feels like after that one tho i definitely remember owning a ps1 and a gamecube etc etc but never at launch and always second hand. we used to play our rich friends n64 after school a lot
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
i missed out on a lot of consoles growing up until like. i think the ps2 bc we were poor for a long time lmao. feels like after that one tho i definitely remember owning a ps1 and a gamecube etc etc but never at launch and always second hand. we used to play our rich friends n64 after school a lot
another 20+ min wait at dunkin that made me late again
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
another 20+ min wait at dunkin that made me late again