Oratio
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34 he/him. "Life is brilliant. Beautiful. It enchants us, to the point of obsession."
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
Family is upset that I spent all our savings on lunar energy panels, but it is they who fear the future, not I
July 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Family is upset that I spent all our savings on lunar energy panels, but it is they who fear the future, not I
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All the sins of Wade–Giles romanization, rendering
北京 as "Peking" and all,
are forgiven for setting up this joke.
北京 as "Peking" and all,
are forgiven for setting up this joke.
June 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
All the sins of Wade–Giles romanization, rendering
北京 as "Peking" and all,
are forgiven for setting up this joke.
北京 as "Peking" and all,
are forgiven for setting up this joke.
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Got blocked by somebody today because I (apparently controversially) claimed that Ross Perot ran for president in 1992
June 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Got blocked by somebody today because I (apparently controversially) claimed that Ross Perot ran for president in 1992
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When the tooth fairy buys children's bones it's "a cute tradition", but when I
April 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
When the tooth fairy buys children's bones it's "a cute tradition", but when I
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Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.
March 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.
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As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
January 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As a father of five kids, I totally agree with this evergreen post.
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So many have not learned them at all.
January 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So many have not learned them at all.
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God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
I can't singlehandedly fix the world and all the injustices therein. But I can singlehandedly make it slightly kinder, and that's pretty much the only thing keeping me going sometimes
November 10, 2024 at 10:17 PM
I can't singlehandedly fix the world and all the injustices therein. But I can singlehandedly make it slightly kinder, and that's pretty much the only thing keeping me going sometimes
ME: I'm not good at Chess, do you do Golf with a Gator over the fate of my soul?
THE GRIM REAPER: idk man I don't think that's how it works
THE GRIM REAPER: idk man I don't think that's how it works
November 8, 2024 at 3:31 AM
ME: I'm not good at Chess, do you do Golf with a Gator over the fate of my soul?
THE GRIM REAPER: idk man I don't think that's how it works
THE GRIM REAPER: idk man I don't think that's how it works
My mental health is holding on by a thread and that thread is the guy who makes the Quest 64 memes
November 7, 2024 at 6:26 PM
My mental health is holding on by a thread and that thread is the guy who makes the Quest 64 memes