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How is Jamba still in business when each drink is $10?! And no coupons!
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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they call it the switch 2 because the last one was called the switch
June 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Sick of today!!!
March 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I don’t wanna work today 😔
March 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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super bowl this superbowl that.. man ,.. whatever .. im about to smoke a super bowl
February 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why does Jamba Juice have the worst coupons? What am I gonna do with $1 off in this economy!
February 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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We worked for months with USAID to build an $85,000,000 project to end TB in two regions of the Philippines.

The project is funded by private money, the Philippine government, and matching USAID funds.

It could provide a blueprint for eliminating TB worldwide--except it's...not happening.
February 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve
January 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Maybe millennials are said to look younger than we are because we all spent the 90s scraping the skin off our faces with St Ives' ground apricot stones
January 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Yes I had pizza for dinner
January 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I shouldn’t be seeing all this pizza on my timeline rn
January 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I will instruct the federal government tomorrow to eat my entire ass.
January 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Watching my cholesterol. I can only eat the rich a little
January 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I hate that feeling when you really want to play a video game but then you think about it for just a little too long and now it feels more like a chore than fun.
January 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I break into nursing homes at night to eat Jello with my hands like a rat.
January 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Don’t come in my house and ignore my cat. This his fuckin house
January 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Do I dare go last minute Christmas shopping 😟
December 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Someone in my teams meeting wasn’t muted and was going off on someone 🤣
December 12, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Can we add reactions to the dms please?
December 9, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Apply recap before Spotify wrapped is crazy
December 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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November 27, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I literally played sims all day 😵‍💫
November 24, 2024 at 9:19 AM