kieran
@opthiemist.bsky.social
my @ is a relic of a bygone age.
autistic horse/dog/tennis nerd. USO20 defender.
autistic horse/dog/tennis nerd. USO20 defender.
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"If American democracy can survive a 16 y/o making speeches at protests you guys can survive the world's richest man having unrestrained power to shut down and dissolve any government agency he wishes," is about as pure a distillation of how the conservative mind works as I can imagine.
"...if American democracy can survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg scolding you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk," VP Vance tells the Munich Security Group.
February 14, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"If American democracy can survive a 16 y/o making speeches at protests you guys can survive the world's richest man having unrestrained power to shut down and dissolve any government agency he wishes," is about as pure a distillation of how the conservative mind works as I can imagine.
wtf is this creetchur
February 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
wtf is this creetchur
being buried in pyr puppies: 100000/10 strongly recommend
February 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
being buried in pyr puppies: 100000/10 strongly recommend
until further notice i will be living in 2019-20 :)
January 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
until further notice i will be living in 2019-20 :)
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what a fun little rubik's cube from @optaace.optajoe.com
Madison Keys is the 1st to win a Women’s Singles GS title after saving MP since Iga Swiatek (Roland Garros 2024) and the 1st at the Australian Open since Naomi Osaka (2021) - Swiatek saved MP vs. Osaka, while Keys saved MP vs. Swiatek.
Madison Keys is the 1st to win a Women’s Singles GS title after saving MP since Iga Swiatek (Roland Garros 2024) and the 1st at the Australian Open since Naomi Osaka (2021) - Swiatek saved MP vs. Osaka, while Keys saved MP vs. Swiatek.
January 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
what a fun little rubik's cube from @optaace.optajoe.com
Madison Keys is the 1st to win a Women’s Singles GS title after saving MP since Iga Swiatek (Roland Garros 2024) and the 1st at the Australian Open since Naomi Osaka (2021) - Swiatek saved MP vs. Osaka, while Keys saved MP vs. Swiatek.
Madison Keys is the 1st to win a Women’s Singles GS title after saving MP since Iga Swiatek (Roland Garros 2024) and the 1st at the Australian Open since Naomi Osaka (2021) - Swiatek saved MP vs. Osaka, while Keys saved MP vs. Swiatek.
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Big three who
Madi!!! Wow 🤩
what a run, beating Iga, Elena and Aryna 👏🏻 amazing. So so happy for her!
what a run, beating Iga, Elena and Aryna 👏🏻 amazing. So so happy for her!
January 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Big three who
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madison keys to win her 1st grand slam title:
ann li
elena gabriela ruse
[10] danielle collins
[6] elena rybakina
[28] elina svitolina
[2] iga swiatek
[1] aryna sabalenka
1st to beat 1 and 2 b2b to win a GS since sharapova at 2006 us open
ann li
elena gabriela ruse
[10] danielle collins
[6] elena rybakina
[28] elina svitolina
[2] iga swiatek
[1] aryna sabalenka
1st to beat 1 and 2 b2b to win a GS since sharapova at 2006 us open
January 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
madison keys to win her 1st grand slam title:
ann li
elena gabriela ruse
[10] danielle collins
[6] elena rybakina
[28] elina svitolina
[2] iga swiatek
[1] aryna sabalenka
1st to beat 1 and 2 b2b to win a GS since sharapova at 2006 us open
ann li
elena gabriela ruse
[10] danielle collins
[6] elena rybakina
[28] elina svitolina
[2] iga swiatek
[1] aryna sabalenka
1st to beat 1 and 2 b2b to win a GS since sharapova at 2006 us open
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"To my team, as usual, it's your fault." - Aryna Sabalenka 😀
🎾
🎾
January 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"To my team, as usual, it's your fault." - Aryna Sabalenka 😀
🎾
🎾
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
uhhh... do they have to get through a door to save me?
uhhh... do they have to get through a door to save me?
January 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
uhhh... do they have to get through a door to save me?
uhhh... do they have to get through a door to save me?
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Someone asked me why sharks stick their dorsal fins out of the water. The answer is simple.
Sharks’ dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.
Sharks’ dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Someone asked me why sharks stick their dorsal fins out of the water. The answer is simple.
Sharks’ dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.
Sharks’ dorsal fins stick out of the water sometimes because their fins are on top of and therefore higher than the rest of their body, and sometimes their body is near the surface of the water.
other retired players who had to deal with all of the Big 3: BACK IN MY DAY-
dominic thiem: football with friends 🥰 clean energy 🥰 pls be nice to the planet 🥰 tennis results do not have to impact self-worth and happiness 🥰
i, a dominic thiem fan: BACK IN MY DAY-
dominic thiem: football with friends 🥰 clean energy 🥰 pls be nice to the planet 🥰 tennis results do not have to impact self-worth and happiness 🥰
i, a dominic thiem fan: BACK IN MY DAY-
December 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
other retired players who had to deal with all of the Big 3: BACK IN MY DAY-
dominic thiem: football with friends 🥰 clean energy 🥰 pls be nice to the planet 🥰 tennis results do not have to impact self-worth and happiness 🥰
i, a dominic thiem fan: BACK IN MY DAY-
dominic thiem: football with friends 🥰 clean energy 🥰 pls be nice to the planet 🥰 tennis results do not have to impact self-worth and happiness 🥰
i, a dominic thiem fan: BACK IN MY DAY-
can't believe we finally have autistic rep in tennis and it's brooksby 🫠
December 19, 2024 at 4:03 PM
can't believe we finally have autistic rep in tennis and it's brooksby 🫠
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My only requirement of Bluesky is that people on here remember how good peak Dominic Thiem was
November 18, 2024 at 12:07 PM
My only requirement of Bluesky is that people on here remember how good peak Dominic Thiem was
met with job placement people today and the guy bore an ASTONISHING resemblance to daniil medvedev. had to resist saying it out loud 🤐
December 13, 2024 at 8:19 PM
met with job placement people today and the guy bore an ASTONISHING resemblance to daniil medvedev. had to resist saying it out loud 🤐
one of the small comforts in dominic retiring now is that he's still physically sound enough to live normally and play football with his friends.
my heart hurts so much for delpo 😞💔
my heart hurts so much for delpo 😞💔
November 26, 2024 at 3:34 PM
one of the small comforts in dominic retiring now is that he's still physically sound enough to live normally and play football with his friends.
my heart hurts so much for delpo 😞💔
my heart hurts so much for delpo 😞💔
atp awards have one (1) chance to regain a singular right
(they are still trash for snubbing nico t w i c e)
(they are still trash for snubbing nico t w i c e)
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
atp awards have one (1) chance to regain a singular right
(they are still trash for snubbing nico t w i c e)
(they are still trash for snubbing nico t w i c e)
anyway if domi doesn't win the sportsmanship award we riot
November 25, 2024 at 5:30 PM
anyway if domi doesn't win the sportsmanship award we riot
domi 🥺 he deserves it so much, please give him one last thing
List of 2024 ATP Awards nominees (winners to be revealed during Awards Week starting 9th December)
November 25, 2024 at 4:58 PM
domi 🥺 he deserves it so much, please give him one last thing
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Novak Djokovic: *struggling a bit, down a few places in the rankings, not won a major title in over a year, motivation lacking...*
Andy Murray:
Andy Murray:
a man with long hair is standing in a dark room
ALT: a man with long hair is standing in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Novak Djokovic: *struggling a bit, down a few places in the rankings, not won a major title in over a year, motivation lacking...*
Andy Murray:
Andy Murray:
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wore my Iron Giant shirt to see The Wild Robot because if there's one thing I'm gonna do it's cry over an animated automaton
November 24, 2024 at 12:27 AM
wore my Iron Giant shirt to see The Wild Robot because if there's one thing I'm gonna do it's cry over an animated automaton
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Botic van de Zandschulp and Ajla Tomljanovic are going to be absolutely nightmares for scores of drunken bar trivia night participants in perpetuity, and I love that for them.
November 19, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Botic van de Zandschulp and Ajla Tomljanovic are going to be absolutely nightmares for scores of drunken bar trivia night participants in perpetuity, and I love that for them.
i have never been less excited for the next tennis season, god this tour is bleak
November 17, 2024 at 8:56 PM
i have never been less excited for the next tennis season, god this tour is bleak
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2024 Turin ATP Finals
November 14, 2024 at 3:17 PM
2024 Turin ATP Finals