Krem Aclassi
@aclassiguy.bsky.social
Still standing on chairs, 10 years later. Left the Chargers, joined the Shadow Dragons, started T and grew a beard. Life's great!
#DARP Character & writer are both trans men. He/him only.
Written by @vesaldi.bsky.social
#DARP Character & writer are both trans men. He/him only.
Written by @vesaldi.bsky.social
Pinned
Older than—? [Krem disapproves -10]
Shianni's Fragile Single Malt: This whisky is older than Krem and smoother than a damp sock.
July 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Older than—? [Krem disapproves -10]
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Old art
#art #digitalart #fanart #dragonage #dragonagefanart #dragonageinquisition #theironbull #cremisiusaclassi #dragonagebull #dragonagekrem
#art #digitalart #fanart #dragonage #dragonagefanart #dragonageinquisition #theironbull #cremisiusaclassi #dragonagebull #dragonagekrem
January 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I was under the impression smoked sausage was cured meat, not a meat cure.
Okay!
I use his dick like a bong
I use his dick like a bong
January 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I was under the impression smoked sausage was cured meat, not a meat cure.
Spoiler alert: everyone in Thedas is trans. 🤯
January 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Spoiler alert: everyone in Thedas is trans. 🤯
Trans Thedosians rise up! ✊
Unless your back hurts, then it's okay to keep sitting down. I get it.
Unless your back hurts, then it's okay to keep sitting down. I get it.
January 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Trans Thedosians rise up! ✊
Unless your back hurts, then it's okay to keep sitting down. I get it.
Unless your back hurts, then it's okay to keep sitting down. I get it.
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Pretty sure I have seen Tarquin and Neve together at least once at Hal's.
Aww, why can't templars and mages bond over a common love of fried fish?
January 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Pretty sure I have seen Tarquin and Neve together at least once at Hal's.
*makes horny ghost sounds*
He said the other elven gods were the Bull's Chargers who romanced the Iron Bull after sacrificing the Chargers.
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
*makes horny ghost sounds*
I somehow feel like I need to apologize for *gestures at everything*
January 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I somehow feel like I need to apologize for *gestures at everything*
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
*reads closer* Wait...
*reads closer* Wait...
Krem convinced the Herald to let the Chargers join the Inquisition by taking the shot.
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
*reads closer* Wait...
*reads closer* Wait...
.....I KNEW IT. I'm going vegetarian.
January 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
.....I KNEW IT. I'm going vegetarian.
Things have been kinda quiet lately in Dock Town. Maybe I should start up a club or something... Who wants to join Krem's Chargers?
January 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Things have been kinda quiet lately in Dock Town. Maybe I should start up a club or something... Who wants to join Krem's Chargers?
You don't think Hal gets his fish straight from the canal....? 😟
January 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You don't think Hal gets his fish straight from the canal....? 😟
I have a confession.
I am actually cis. To prove it, here is a photo of me with a fish which is a very cis man thing to do (right...?)
I am actually cis. To prove it, here is a photo of me with a fish which is a very cis man thing to do (right...?)
January 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have a confession.
I am actually cis. To prove it, here is a photo of me with a fish which is a very cis man thing to do (right...?)
I am actually cis. To prove it, here is a photo of me with a fish which is a very cis man thing to do (right...?)
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
-Canticle of Transgenderations 1:1
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
-Canticle of Transgenderations 1:1
hey friends and faithful, whats your favorite verse of the chant 😏
January 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
-Canticle of Transgenderations 1:1
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
-Canticle of Transgenderations 1:1
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And the trend of you not knowing how to properly use a chair continues.
January 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And the trend of you not knowing how to properly use a chair continues.
Contrary to popular opinion, farting is actually not magical.
What's that smell? Tevinter butt magic?
January 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Contrary to popular opinion, farting is actually not magical.
There's something about being trans that just makes all your jokes funnier.
I think it's because they're fucking awful. Worst jokes you've ever heard in your damn life. But we say them with our full chests.
I think it's because they're fucking awful. Worst jokes you've ever heard in your damn life. But we say them with our full chests.
January 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
There's something about being trans that just makes all your jokes funnier.
I think it's because they're fucking awful. Worst jokes you've ever heard in your damn life. But we say them with our full chests.
I think it's because they're fucking awful. Worst jokes you've ever heard in your damn life. But we say them with our full chests.
it's nice to be noticed and appreciated 🥰
the next award is:
most likely to still be standing on a chair 10 years from now
and the winner is..... KREM! 🪑
most likely to still be standing on a chair 10 years from now
and the winner is..... KREM! 🪑
January 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
it's nice to be noticed and appreciated 🥰
Well that's... different.
January 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Well that's... different.
Ah, so THIS is where Tarquin and the Viper have been... liaising.
You have brought the Right Nut of the Black Divine to a building beneath Our Lady of Victory and doom upon all the world.
January 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Ah, so THIS is where Tarquin and the Viper have been... liaising.
So, exactly how many urchins does the Antiquarian have...?
January 1, 2025 at 7:29 AM
So, exactly how many urchins does the Antiquarian have...?
*falls out of a Fade tear into a lake with a loud SPLASH*
ahhh help i'm trans i don't know how to swim!!! ~glug~
ahhh help i'm trans i don't know how to swim!!! ~glug~
January 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
*falls out of a Fade tear into a lake with a loud SPLASH*
ahhh help i'm trans i don't know how to swim!!! ~glug~
ahhh help i'm trans i don't know how to swim!!! ~glug~