the maker
@themaker90210.bsky.social
wow guys you wrote me a whole poem? lmao that's so cool
a strong independent man analogue who don't need no andraste (jk babe ilu)
a strong independent man analogue who don't need no andraste (jk babe ilu)
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Hessarian: not even once.
July 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hessarian: not even once.
girl that was a secret told in confidence, how could you betray me like this
He had a voice like the elven god of lies. Mythal, bless her heart, always said, "If we had more voices like his, the Maker couldn't fail to cry because you can't romance a dragon."
July 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
girl that was a secret told in confidence, how could you betray me like this
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Everything is for sale! Except two rage demons spouting fire at each other in an eternal battle for dominance since neither is taking damage. Those are for my personal use.
July 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Everything is for sale! Except two rage demons spouting fire at each other in an eternal battle for dominance since neither is taking damage. Those are for my personal use.
someone said it's yuri day
who is yuri
who is yuri
June 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
someone said it's yuri day
who is yuri
who is yuri
hey guys what's a vena tori
is it like some kind of wine or
is it like some kind of wine or
June 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
hey guys what's a vena tori
is it like some kind of wine or
is it like some kind of wine or
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It's a nice night for Andraste.
April 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's a nice night for Andraste.
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See, eating Schmooples is why the Maker turned his gaze from us.
June 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
See, eating Schmooples is why the Maker turned his gaze from us.
HEY now—————
I can smell Andraste's fiery poops a mile away. It's a talent.
April 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
HEY now—————
hey The Chantry do you think you guys could start an exalted march on the united states? this is not a request from your The Maker, just an innocent passing thought
April 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
hey The Chantry do you think you guys could start an exalted march on the united states? this is not a request from your The Maker, just an innocent passing thought
who left this post-it on my face while i was sleeping for 17 days
March 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
who left this post-it on my face while i was sleeping for 17 days
what's a "tariff" is it a new kind of mabari???
February 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
what's a "tariff" is it a new kind of mabari???
hey pals! i, your benevolent the maker, have created this new thing for you. protect your peace early and often!
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
hey pals! i, your benevolent the maker, have created this new thing for you. protect your peace early and often!
i was taking an extra long nap cuz everything happens so much, what have i missed
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i was taking an extra long nap cuz everything happens so much, what have i missed
see neve, spite says corn is good
SOME OF YOU. ARE. AFRAID. TO BE CORNY. BUT. ME? I WAS. BORN. ON. THE COB.
January 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
see neve, spite says corn is good
gonna work on my snapping so i can snap fascists out of existence like that one guy with the weird chin
January 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
gonna work on my snapping so i can snap fascists out of existence like that one guy with the weird chin
ok guys cole and ive got this
January 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ok guys cole and ive got this
hey guys what can you cook with corn and apples? asking for a friend (its me cuz i love myself *hair flippy*)
*accidentally fills @solvingcapers.bsky.social office with a billion apples* oopsie daisy
January 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
hey guys what can you cook with corn and apples? asking for a friend (its me cuz i love myself *hair flippy*)
*accidentally fills @solvingcapers.bsky.social office with a billion apples* oopsie daisy
January 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
*accidentally fills @solvingcapers.bsky.social office with a billion apples* oopsie daisy
i am led to believe it's cold and you mortals like hot chocolate when it's cold right?? i gotchu *puts a chocolate bar in the microwave*
January 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
i am led to believe it's cold and you mortals like hot chocolate when it's cold right?? i gotchu *puts a chocolate bar in the microwave*
i'm the maker and i endorse this message
The Blessed Andraste Herself says "trans rights."
January 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i'm the maker and i endorse this message
how are all my faithful and unfaithful doing today
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
how are all my faithful and unfaithful doing today
hey hey hey did you guys know all these things about me??
January 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
hey hey hey did you guys know all these things about me??
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fun fact: trans people are cool and good actually. my most creative creations for sure. they definitely get the official the maker stamp of approval. right on their cute lil foreheads.
January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
fun fact: trans people are cool and good actually. my most creative creations for sure. they definitely get the official the maker stamp of approval. right on their cute lil foreheads.