Ophelion 🌱
@ophelion8.bsky.social
Whenever I get in a vehicle someone else is driving I’m like “Is this how I die?”
July 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Whenever I get in a vehicle someone else is driving I’m like “Is this how I die?”
Sir, this is a Wednesday.
April 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Sir, this is a Wednesday.
I'm going to become Bane.
January 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I'm going to become Bane.
Getting home from a shit day at work needing to let loose and absolutely BLASTING jeopardy on high volume.
January 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Getting home from a shit day at work needing to let loose and absolutely BLASTING jeopardy on high volume.
Me every morning: Sleep is the best. I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight. I’m going to bed at 7:30 p.m., idgaf.
Me every evening: *microdosing freedom by refusing to go to bed.*
Me every evening: *microdosing freedom by refusing to go to bed.*
January 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Me every morning: Sleep is the best. I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight. I’m going to bed at 7:30 p.m., idgaf.
Me every evening: *microdosing freedom by refusing to go to bed.*
Me every evening: *microdosing freedom by refusing to go to bed.*
Sought some advice about how to hit on a guy. Half the advice was like "compliment him on his outfit or hair or something, we rarely get compliments." And the other half was like "we don't take hints, you have to be direct and just ask us out." So here's my working plan:
December 12, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Sought some advice about how to hit on a guy. Half the advice was like "compliment him on his outfit or hair or something, we rarely get compliments." And the other half was like "we don't take hints, you have to be direct and just ask us out." So here's my working plan:
You ever search for an emoji in the emoji keyboard before realizing "wait, why on earth did I think there would be an emoji of that?" 🤔 (I swear it made sense in context)
November 26, 2024 at 5:14 AM
You ever search for an emoji in the emoji keyboard before realizing "wait, why on earth did I think there would be an emoji of that?" 🤔 (I swear it made sense in context)
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[packing a bowl of tea leaves into my strainer] you want in on this?
November 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
[packing a bowl of tea leaves into my strainer] you want in on this?
Opened twitter instead of Bluesky by accident and didn’t realize it for about 30 seconds, until I saw an ADVERTISEMENT. Throwing up now
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Opened twitter instead of Bluesky by accident and didn’t realize it for about 30 seconds, until I saw an ADVERTISEMENT. Throwing up now
watching the daily show taking notes like it’s a class
November 19, 2024 at 4:30 AM
watching the daily show taking notes like it’s a class
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚 — Persuasion - Jane Austen
One movie 🎥 — Raising Arizona
One album 💿 — Circuital - My Morning Jacket
One TV show 📺 — Community
One game 🎮 — Croc: Legend of the Gobbos (PS1)
One book 📚 — Persuasion - Jane Austen
One movie 🎥 — Raising Arizona
One album 💿 — Circuital - My Morning Jacket
One TV show 📺 — Community
One game 🎮 — Croc: Legend of the Gobbos (PS1)
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚 — Rebecca
One movie 🎥 — Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
One album 💿 — The Secret Garden (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
One TV show 📺 — Twin Peaks
One game 🎮 — Amnesia the Dark Descent
One book 📚 — Rebecca
One movie 🎥 — Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
One album 💿 — The Secret Garden (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
One TV show 📺 — Twin Peaks
One game 🎮 — Amnesia the Dark Descent
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚 — The Pastel City; M. John Harrison
One movie 🎥 — Dark City; Alex Proyas
One album 💿 — Becoming X; Sneaker Pimps
One TV show 📺 — Fringe
One game 🎮 — Blood Omen; PSX
One book 📚 — The Pastel City; M. John Harrison
One movie 🎥 — Dark City; Alex Proyas
One album 💿 — Becoming X; Sneaker Pimps
One TV show 📺 — Fringe
One game 🎮 — Blood Omen; PSX
November 16, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚 — Persuasion - Jane Austen
One movie 🎥 — Raising Arizona
One album 💿 — Circuital - My Morning Jacket
One TV show 📺 — Community
One game 🎮 — Croc: Legend of the Gobbos (PS1)
One book 📚 — Persuasion - Jane Austen
One movie 🎥 — Raising Arizona
One album 💿 — Circuital - My Morning Jacket
One TV show 📺 — Community
One game 🎮 — Croc: Legend of the Gobbos (PS1)
Why did a million of us choose today, specifically, to come on over here? For me, it was actually the fact that my feed in the other place started to calm down and get less offensive. I got this icky feeling that the algorithm adjusted to try to keep me there. Insidious. The vibes are good here!
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Why did a million of us choose today, specifically, to come on over here? For me, it was actually the fact that my feed in the other place started to calm down and get less offensive. I got this icky feeling that the algorithm adjusted to try to keep me there. Insidious. The vibes are good here!