Ophelion 🌱
@ophelion8.bsky.social
For god’s sakes Lemon, we’d all like to flee to The Cleve.
June 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
For god’s sakes Lemon, we’d all like to flee to The Cleve.
Had to do a double take - We have doppelkitties.
June 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Had to do a double take - We have doppelkitties.
I was crying… “Did you like it? Ohh I feel like there’s an explosion of joy in my mouth. And cut! Go back to your hotel room, Stanley Tucci, we got it.”
May 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I was crying… “Did you like it? Ohh I feel like there’s an explosion of joy in my mouth. And cut! Go back to your hotel room, Stanley Tucci, we got it.”
My personal low stakes conspiracy theory is that rejecting cookies makes them follow you even harder, to teach you a lesson.
May 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My personal low stakes conspiracy theory is that rejecting cookies makes them follow you even harder, to teach you a lesson.
I am the target audience for this very niche post. Thank you 🦄
April 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I am the target audience for this very niche post. Thank you 🦄
Just, whatever makes sense.
April 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Just, whatever makes sense.
Semantle. Blindly guess a word, it tells you, as a percentage, how definitionally similar that word is to the secret word. Next guess try to get closer. Surprisingly difficult.
February 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Semantle. Blindly guess a word, it tells you, as a percentage, how definitionally similar that word is to the secret word. Next guess try to get closer. Surprisingly difficult.
Congrats, this post is tonight’s “welp, that’s enough bluesky for me” award winner!
January 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Congrats, this post is tonight’s “welp, that’s enough bluesky for me” award winner!
My blind guess! Actually what I said was: “If it’s Silent Spring again I’m gonna kms” 😂
January 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My blind guess! Actually what I said was: “If it’s Silent Spring again I’m gonna kms” 😂
Found this post searching to see if anyone else was getting the same repeated follows from the Alex Army. Swattin’ em like flies.
January 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Found this post searching to see if anyone else was getting the same repeated follows from the Alex Army. Swattin’ em like flies.
This made me choke on my decaf earl grey tea
January 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
This made me choke on my decaf earl grey tea
Thank you thank you. Sometimes I might mean Weird Al, but today I meant you.
January 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Thank you thank you. Sometimes I might mean Weird Al, but today I meant you.
Do cats like water? (to drink)
December 26, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Do cats like water? (to drink)
I can’t explain it but she is literally a human woman. I love her. 🥹
December 24, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I can’t explain it but she is literally a human woman. I love her. 🥹
Mr. Free Speech being adverse to the organization that, famously, defends free speech.
December 5, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Mr. Free Speech being adverse to the organization that, famously, defends free speech.
Yes. Someday they will make a live action The Emperor’s New Groove and it will be my turn.
December 2, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Yes. Someday they will make a live action The Emperor’s New Groove and it will be my turn.
Let’s take a moment of silen— (plane whooshes over James & Ally’s house)
November 26, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Let’s take a moment of silen— (plane whooshes over James & Ally’s house)