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Opener of the way (icantsay)
@openeroftheway.com
Panpsychist, destroyer of websites, cat dad, boring corpo
Bird site appears to be fully down for now so I came here for the first time in months
September 26, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Just saw witches of eastwick for the first time. It teaches the important lesson that there’s nothing wrong with forming a polycule with your best friends and a supernatural monster, but you should kick him to the curb when it becomes clear that he’s an abusive asshole who doesn’t respect boundaries
June 11, 2023 at 2:44 AM
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To be fair if you secretly recorded any billionaire for more than an hour I'm sure you would catch them on tape saying "Look at this illegal thing I'm doing"
June 9, 2023 at 1:28 PM
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way ya do it, you post fuck alf on the bluesky feed. That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it, hellfies for nothing and your feet for free
June 8, 2023 at 1:15 PM
The purpose of self-improvement should not be to erase personality flaws, but to smooth them and hone them until they can no longer do unintended harm
June 8, 2023 at 2:11 AM
A being pierced through by all things no longer needs to expend energy to keep the world out and thus becomes limitless
June 8, 2023 at 2:05 AM
June 6, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Hideo Kojima 🤝 George Lucas
Naming characters after the first attribute that pops into their head
June 5, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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I regret to inform you that the cables are both supple and moist
June 5, 2023 at 6:49 PM
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The problem with mastodon is the lack of WeedBoners
June 3, 2023 at 4:20 AM
You know how bats have weird immune systems that make them ideal reservoirs for diseases because they don’t get symptomatic from a lot of pathogens? That’s basically how my epistemic immune system is setup. Pretty sure it’s an adaptive strategy to deal with intrusive thoughts.
May 28, 2023 at 3:01 PM
karma propagates lossily through any connected system of sentient beings. Not sure if the loss follows inverse square or inverse cube laws though
May 28, 2023 at 2:31 AM
my new electric string trimmer is a mighty weapon and deserves some sort of sanskrit name
May 27, 2023 at 5:23 PM
More kitty pictures
May 25, 2023 at 12:19 PM
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logging onto bluesky every day
May 23, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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Did you know? Gatorade is the Spanish name for Catorade.
May 23, 2023 at 10:38 PM
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May 21, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Chicken Log, Chicken Log. Chicken Good, Log Good, Chicken Log Double Good
May 21, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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Demiurge: You're laughing. You're abject beyond redemption, in the clutches of my talons, bleeding in my teeth, and you're laughing.

Zhuang Zhou, filling his mouth with weed: i need all of you to call me bong zhou from now on
May 19, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck the internet archive
May 19, 2023 at 12:09 AM
I maintain that the opening themes of Bond movies are one of the most perfect expressions of each era’s zeitgeist. Seriously, bangers one and all
May 16, 2023 at 9:03 PM