these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them

sung to the tune of "Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse

You know how they add the rotten egg smell to natural gas so it's easier for people to detect leaks? They should do that to decaf coffee so it's easier to tell when I'm drinking that crap

I joined this app for the free Blue Sky Burger every week.

How do y'all eat yours?

I bought a badass leather EDC pouch to wear on my belt and I'm filling it with rechargeable AAA batteries and Cheetos

Consuming protein bars regularly is a great way to increase your protein intake and your poop output

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful

Dune is a compelling story but the films are *oppressive* to watch. I feel guilty for eating my popcorn or blinking my eyes briefly

"Bluesky" is pronounced like "Whiskey"

I wrote a piece about the current attempt to get the IHRA definition into law in Kansas and to empower Kris Kobach of all people to prosecute it. rebmoti.substack.com/publish/post...

It's critical for organizations to realize that meritocracy *requires* diversity, equity, and inclusion, no matter what the national trends or policies say. If you want to be successful, you've got to build bridges across backgrounds and ideologies.

www.forbes.com/sites/roncar...

Instagram keeps telling me to log off.

I am choosing to keep faith in our national institutions and agencies. They are resilient and will stand these tests of democracy.

I've been analyzing the news, and I think several things are bad.

logging on

Some people have secret lovers or secret families. I have three secret dentists. I get my teeth cleaned 6x a year. And every dentist loves me, because my teeth are always perfect.

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”