Panopticoncakes
@oogernomics.bsky.social
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These schmucks have an almost supernatural talent for stepping on rakes. They always find the example in support of their arguments that most perfectly gets them owned.
Don't need to imagine, Sinatra had something to say about multicultural liberal democracies 🧵
December 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
These schmucks have an almost supernatural talent for stepping on rakes. They always find the example in support of their arguments that most perfectly gets them owned.
Album of the year is still Messa’s “The Spin”
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Album of the year is still Messa’s “The Spin”
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God it’s such a perfect synecdoche for Trump’s entire life. Take some institution that someone else carefully designed and bully your way into slapping your name on it, and turn it into a cheap imitation of itself in the process. His real estate. His golf courses. The United States of America
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
God it’s such a perfect synecdoche for Trump’s entire life. Take some institution that someone else carefully designed and bully your way into slapping your name on it, and turn it into a cheap imitation of itself in the process. His real estate. His golf courses. The United States of America
Vance may fuck couches but dammmn the rest of these dudes fuck stoves
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Vance may fuck couches but dammmn the rest of these dudes fuck stoves
Here’s hoping these election results don’t lead to any republicans getting a brain or a spine. Next year’s elections matter even more, and I don’t want them realizing they need to distance themselves. Squishy, credulous voters still exist.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Here’s hoping these election results don’t lead to any republicans getting a brain or a spine. Next year’s elections matter even more, and I don’t want them realizing they need to distance themselves. Squishy, credulous voters still exist.
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It’s just like the Vietnam war and the Iranian hostage crisis. Republicans made a back room deal to prolong the crisis so they can get in and take credit for it ending.
October 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It’s just like the Vietnam war and the Iranian hostage crisis. Republicans made a back room deal to prolong the crisis so they can get in and take credit for it ending.
Aight, go Mariners or Blue Jays
October 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Aight, go Mariners or Blue Jays
Maybe I’ve hit this note before, but every time you see a Threads post on Instagram and go to it, then start browsing Threads, you can actually feel your brain cells running for their lives as you consume that shit
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Maybe I’ve hit this note before, but every time you see a Threads post on Instagram and go to it, then start browsing Threads, you can actually feel your brain cells running for their lives as you consume that shit
Why are they doing this?! (This is a rhetorical question; please don’t be so dumb as to answer it.)
October 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Why are they doing this?! (This is a rhetorical question; please don’t be so dumb as to answer it.)
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This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
October 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
Really hate seeing people die without knowing that we’ve made it beyond this period. People who work for decades to improve things and then have to die without knowing the worst people on earth aren’t out of power to destroy it all.
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Really hate seeing people die without knowing that we’ve made it beyond this period. People who work for decades to improve things and then have to die without knowing the worst people on earth aren’t out of power to destroy it all.
Needs to be a second commonly understood definition of whataboutism, where in the face of Democrats at last wielding a topic that is unpopular and strikes to the core of what lots of Americans care about, you dive in to change the subject and show how much more moral and leftist you are akshually
today i am challenging democratic politicians, for the rest of the week, to pick one (1) horrifying thing republicans are doing and pretend its as bad as jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended
id suggest tom homan taking bribes, but theres a few things to pick from if they want
id suggest tom homan taking bribes, but theres a few things to pick from if they want
September 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Needs to be a second commonly understood definition of whataboutism, where in the face of Democrats at last wielding a topic that is unpopular and strikes to the core of what lots of Americans care about, you dive in to change the subject and show how much more moral and leftist you are akshually
If the Cubs clinch a playoff spot and then promptly lose out the remainder of the season I will laugh myself hoarse.
September 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If the Cubs clinch a playoff spot and then promptly lose out the remainder of the season I will laugh myself hoarse.
Any squishy folk reading? He’d do no less upon Johnny Carson or Walter Kronkite. Nothing is sacred before our own personal Nero.
September 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Any squishy folk reading? He’d do no less upon Johnny Carson or Walter Kronkite. Nothing is sacred before our own personal Nero.
Yes, plenty of men commit suicide. No, NO young black man in the South does so by hanging. Not one.
September 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yes, plenty of men commit suicide. No, NO young black man in the South does so by hanging. Not one.
This is why I keep coming back to the Democrats needing to, at the very least, set up a Truth & Reconciliation when they retake power. We simply can’t “move on” anymore when the whole world can’t trust us to not fall right back into Trumpism on any given election. At the *very* least.
open to feedback on how Americans of good will should play this but I think the default position is "we are so fucking sorry for what we did"
the comments section in most korean news sites under reports of what these people went through is so inspiring there's so much anti US animus right now i've never loved my people more. they said babies we are sending a chartered jet to bring you home and then it is time to mcflipping lose it.
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is why I keep coming back to the Democrats needing to, at the very least, set up a Truth & Reconciliation when they retake power. We simply can’t “move on” anymore when the whole world can’t trust us to not fall right back into Trumpism on any given election. At the *very* least.
Look you, there is no mustache that is not crushed. It is redundant to say “he is crushing that mustache.” Stop with this. All mustaches are crushed. All mustaches fuck.
September 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Look you, there is no mustache that is not crushed. It is redundant to say “he is crushing that mustache.” Stop with this. All mustaches are crushed. All mustaches fuck.
Bandcamp shipping rates out of Europe can be harsh in normal times. But today I was outright prevented from one purchase, and another I looked at had a FIFTY DOLLAR shipping cost on a $23 LP.
We can say it all day long, but Fuck this stupid motherfucker, stupidest motherfucker who ever lived.
We can say it all day long, but Fuck this stupid motherfucker, stupidest motherfucker who ever lived.
September 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Bandcamp shipping rates out of Europe can be harsh in normal times. But today I was outright prevented from one purchase, and another I looked at had a FIFTY DOLLAR shipping cost on a $23 LP.
We can say it all day long, but Fuck this stupid motherfucker, stupidest motherfucker who ever lived.
We can say it all day long, but Fuck this stupid motherfucker, stupidest motherfucker who ever lived.
Nostalgia is FINE. Now, weak, bitter shitheads who can be swayed toward and violence by nostalgia? Not fine. But they’ll sway one way or another.
September 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Nostalgia is FINE. Now, weak, bitter shitheads who can be swayed toward and violence by nostalgia? Not fine. But they’ll sway one way or another.
When you hope so hard that a mass shooter will have identifying characteristics that you politically oppose—be that Christian, white, black, transgender, or whatever else—you are engaging in something profoundly ugly and immoral and stupid.
August 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When you hope so hard that a mass shooter will have identifying characteristics that you politically oppose—be that Christian, white, black, transgender, or whatever else—you are engaging in something profoundly ugly and immoral and stupid.
Instagram recommended a person whom I recognized but couldn’t remember how. Then it hit me: it was a person I subleased my apartment to in 2012. That is so very, very fucked; and I really ought to piece-by-piece deconstruct my account before deactivating.
August 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Instagram recommended a person whom I recognized but couldn’t remember how. Then it hit me: it was a person I subleased my apartment to in 2012. That is so very, very fucked; and I really ought to piece-by-piece deconstruct my account before deactivating.
People will now get whiplash watching how fast yet again the MAGA *and* the cops will say that it’s okay this guy killed a cop
CNN on Emory Shooting: Police are operating under the theory that the shooter either was sick or believed that he was sick, and blamed the illness on the covid vaccine
August 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
People will now get whiplash watching how fast yet again the MAGA *and* the cops will say that it’s okay this guy killed a cop
Nothing more quintessentially 21st century American than angrily demanding facts change when you don’t like them.
Lemme just say if President Bernie Sanders had unilaterally imposed, by executive fiat, hundreds of billions of new taxes, personally browbeat executives about job cuts and investments and then fired the head of BLS, the Chamber of Commerce and the business orgs would not be sitting idly by.
one thing that keeps happening is Trump taking major steps which impose large, often asymmetric costs on American business, and American business doing fucking nothing in response
August 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Nothing more quintessentially 21st century American than angrily demanding facts change when you don’t like them.
The ever-loving fuck?
Any elections in—oh I don’t know, Myanmar? Moldovan?—you want to claim are bad for Mamdani?
Any elections in—oh I don’t know, Myanmar? Moldovan?—you want to claim are bad for Mamdani?
July 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The ever-loving fuck?
Any elections in—oh I don’t know, Myanmar? Moldovan?—you want to claim are bad for Mamdani?
Any elections in—oh I don’t know, Myanmar? Moldovan?—you want to claim are bad for Mamdani?
Nothing has ever been more disappointing after more talking up than NY pizza.
Chicago tavern cut is superior, hands down.
Chicago tavern cut is superior, hands down.
July 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Nothing has ever been more disappointing after more talking up than NY pizza.
Chicago tavern cut is superior, hands down.
Chicago tavern cut is superior, hands down.