Woke up and immediately announced that like the ATM from American Psycho it was time to feed me a stray cat

Copilot started popping up on my shit uninvited and unprompted so for the first time since Windows 8 I'm running Linux lol

Big oof. But thank you anyways for putting in the work. Stay solid!

You should try to harvest some and boil them for the medicinal properties

Lumpenprole ass takes yeah agreed

"from each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs. Except I have no abilities and therefore I am the noble one, while you working people are fools for pursuing a livelihood."

open them sinuses right up, nice

Like it doesn't have to be American slices on Wonder Bread, I ain't give him that at home, but stick to cheddar or colby jack if you want to get out there and white or wheat

children will not appreciate the sourdough with gruyere or whatever

Yah! Like I don't want my kid eating slop either and they've gotta learn to eat good foods and that's hard in burgerland but I'll push their culinary boundaries at home, if I'm eating out I need the kid to get what he expects

kids are weird little goblins and they for sure do not appreciate that you did like a sesame breading on the dark meat house chicken nuggets

they will just say the nuggets taste funny and then not eat them

It's totally arbitrary too, I have had comments on my posts flagged as rude that completely agreed with me and were very constructive lol

Huh. I just committed a crime along with my harem of femme fatales but it mostly involves obscure international law and offshore jurisdictions. I don't see how anything could go wrong barring some kind of international spy who is also a prolific womanizer.

"it's not a worm" exactly the kind of thing someone being piloted by a worm would say