open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱
@onlinefunctions.bsky.social
i post with my heart
critical care paramedic, landlord classicide stan, terminally online shitposter
"a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself."
"at the end of everything, hold on to anything."
*no worries*
critical care paramedic, landlord classicide stan, terminally online shitposter
"a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself."
"at the end of everything, hold on to anything."
*no worries*
not feeling particularly reassured about this medsurg unit
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
not feeling particularly reassured about this medsurg unit
"You will be visited by three spirits"
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits"
my reaction
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
my reaction
@pfrazee.com what is actually rude about this tho like it's insane that the algorithm was hiding actually good engagement from me that I had to go and deliberately unhide to see
I wouldn't have done that except fortunately my phone notif'd me and I wanted to read it all
Nobody wants this shit
I wouldn't have done that except fortunately my phone notif'd me and I wanted to read it all
Nobody wants this shit
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@pfrazee.com what is actually rude about this tho like it's insane that the algorithm was hiding actually good engagement from me that I had to go and deliberately unhide to see
I wouldn't have done that except fortunately my phone notif'd me and I wanted to read it all
Nobody wants this shit
I wouldn't have done that except fortunately my phone notif'd me and I wanted to read it all
Nobody wants this shit
Reg F let's goooo
Welcome back, Mr. Reginald Dragon
Welcome back, Mr. Reginald Dragon
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reg F let's goooo
Welcome back, Mr. Reginald Dragon
Welcome back, Mr. Reginald Dragon
Folks this Satan sure is Great isn't it? The Greatest Satan, in terms of evil. Everyone loves our Satan.
November 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Folks this Satan sure is Great isn't it? The Greatest Satan, in terms of evil. Everyone loves our Satan.
huge W for 1940s merchant mariners
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
huge W for 1940s merchant mariners
@bitesu.kawaii.social just saw this on rednote lmao
October 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
@bitesu.kawaii.social just saw this on rednote lmao
ACAB includes this cop in Zygarde who wants a Shuppet to help him profile people
October 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ACAB includes this cop in Zygarde who wants a Shuppet to help him profile people
Like memories of pure light...
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Like memories of pure light...
is this ... are you threatening me??
October 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
is this ... are you threatening me??
mine are also totally correct, regardless of how many layers you read into this
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
mine are also totally correct, regardless of how many layers you read into this
I'm sorry I have galarian slowking in the teambuilder, it's because my mom went crazy with that tylenol
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm sorry I have galarian slowking in the teambuilder, it's because my mom went crazy with that tylenol
okay I get that the census is down but I still have to dry my hands
September 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
okay I get that the census is down but I still have to dry my hands
fomo can affect anyone
September 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
fomo can affect anyone
as the US is apparently starting to buy ownership stakes in corporations and approaches dengism from the other direction I guess these might be relevant for people
August 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
as the US is apparently starting to buy ownership stakes in corporations and approaches dengism from the other direction I guess these might be relevant for people
The left view liberals as the enemy because liberals have historically sided with fascists against left movements.
In fact the only time liberals can be called left wing is in the pejorative "the left wing of fascism"
In fact the only time liberals can be called left wing is in the pejorative "the left wing of fascism"
August 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The left view liberals as the enemy because liberals have historically sided with fascists against left movements.
In fact the only time liberals can be called left wing is in the pejorative "the left wing of fascism"
In fact the only time liberals can be called left wing is in the pejorative "the left wing of fascism"
what if I told you we already live in the best of all possible worlds
August 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
what if I told you we already live in the best of all possible worlds
I hope someday this skibidi rizzler realizes his parents loved him enough to give him a cringe birthday
August 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I hope someday this skibidi rizzler realizes his parents loved him enough to give him a cringe birthday
grateful to these socks for having arrows to show me what direction my feet point
July 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
grateful to these socks for having arrows to show me what direction my feet point
Today and every day
July 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Today and every day
Advantages to scrubs over EMS pants #472,,
July 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Advantages to scrubs over EMS pants #472,,