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Abrogate are all rituals, all ordeals, all words and signs.
“Henry David Thoreau,” he told her, and everybody else in court, “said, ‘Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.’"

Donald E Westlake
'Bad News'
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
To untense yourself is one of the greatest skills you can learn. Don't drop and be passive. Don't disassociate. Untense and think.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I once ruined a long friendship by finding some Coldplay vinyl in their collection and laughing hard in their face for a good 10 minutes. No regrets.
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Being rich is buying your co-workers a dozen donuts.
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Your body is your own. Your life is your life. Doubt anyone who would tell you—or anybody else—otherwise.

Emily St James
Woodworking

Ty @hermetic.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I pity his wretchedness, though he is my enemy, for the terrible yoke of blindness that is on him.
(Sophocles, Ajax 121–3, tr. Moore)
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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top tier skeet
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It was either a civilized way to wage war or a hell of an idiotic way for grown men to behave—I wasn't sure which.

Keith Laumer
'A Plague of Demons'
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The serpent that stings us means to hurt us and rejoices as it does so; the lowest animal can imagine the pain of others. But to imagine the joy of others and to rejoice at it is the highest privilege of the highest animals.

—Friedrich Nietzsche
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Each half of the brain can apparently be conscious on its own, with the other half asleep. (Dolphins sleep one hemisphere at a time; they give themselves a natural Wada procedure.)

Peter Godfrey-Smith
'Metazoa'
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

—Mel Brooks
October 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances.”

Agatha Christie
Murder on the Orient Express
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“Love? What is it? Most natural painkiller that there is.”

—Last Words: The Final Journals of William S. Burroughs
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A man’s shortcomings are taken from his epoch; his virtues and greatness belong to himself.
—Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Government is not reason; it is not eloquence. It is force.
And force, like fire, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."

George Washington
October 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
David Bowie once described the music business as a mental hospital: you’d only be let out to promote something or make another record—then back in you’d go.

Debbie Harry
'Face It'
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The greatest discovery of my generation is the fact that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.
—William James
October 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
These heretical women — how audacious they are! They have no modesty; they are bold enough to teach, to engage in argument, to enact exorcisms, to undertake cures, and, it may be, even to baptize.

—Tertullian, Christian Writer, (2nd & 3rd centuries CE)
October 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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"Much depends on what people dream in the secrecy of their hearts."

Frank Herbert / God Emperor of Dune
October 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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windows update
October 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Madness is something rare in individuals—but in groups, parties, peoples, and ages, it is the rule.

—Friedrich Nietzsche
October 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I ordered a bacon cheeseburger. Prompts included medium rare, hold the pickles, hold the lettuce. I am a chef.
October 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files
September 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM