One_Neil
@oneneil.bsky.social
Surf’s up Space Ponies, I’m makin’ gravy without the lumps.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to :
John Prine
John Mellencamp
John Hiatt
John Grant
John Cooper Clarke
John Prine
John Mellencamp
John Hiatt
John Grant
John Cooper Clarke
Introduce yourself with 6 concerts you've been to :
Soundgarden
Pearl Jam
REM
The Prodigy
Madball
The Boss
Soundgarden
Pearl Jam
REM
The Prodigy
Madball
The Boss
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Tool
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Smashing Pumpkins
Deftones
Tool
Iron Maiden
AC/DC
Smashing Pumpkins
Deftones
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to :
John Prine
John Mellencamp
John Hiatt
John Grant
John Cooper Clarke
John Prine
John Mellencamp
John Hiatt
John Grant
John Cooper Clarke
Just realised the BE bus driver killed the other day used to be my regular driver when I lived in Bettystown.
I remember once there was a problem with the mechanism for the door and he couldn’t open it from the inside.
I remember once there was a problem with the mechanism for the door and he couldn’t open it from the inside.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just realised the BE bus driver killed the other day used to be my regular driver when I lived in Bettystown.
I remember once there was a problem with the mechanism for the door and he couldn’t open it from the inside.
I remember once there was a problem with the mechanism for the door and he couldn’t open it from the inside.
I reckon I play the Lotto about a half dozen times a year. 🥳
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I reckon I play the Lotto about a half dozen times a year. 🥳
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits
The three spirits
It’s that day, lads. That one day of the year where we take some time to focus on being a male and consider how we may better ourselves, take care of ourselves and appreciate the things we have.
Yes, that one day of the year that is solely directed at us men.
Yes, that one day of the year that is solely directed at us men.
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It’s that day, lads. That one day of the year where we take some time to focus on being a male and consider how we may better ourselves, take care of ourselves and appreciate the things we have.
Yes, that one day of the year that is solely directed at us men.
Yes, that one day of the year that is solely directed at us men.
Arrived for a 9am appointment this morning and joined the “check-in” queue.
Guy who must’ve had the second appointment was ahead of me in the queue and looked fucking fuming when I was called first.
That’s how appointments work, dude.
Guy who must’ve had the second appointment was ahead of me in the queue and looked fucking fuming when I was called first.
That’s how appointments work, dude.
a nurse in a blue scrub holds a man 's hand as they walk through a hospital hallway
ALT: a nurse in a blue scrub holds a man 's hand as they walk through a hospital hallway
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November 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Arrived for a 9am appointment this morning and joined the “check-in” queue.
Guy who must’ve had the second appointment was ahead of me in the queue and looked fucking fuming when I was called first.
That’s how appointments work, dude.
Guy who must’ve had the second appointment was ahead of me in the queue and looked fucking fuming when I was called first.
That’s how appointments work, dude.
Just reposting this coz I can’t be arsed thinking of 5 more.
My favourite genres are
5. Boring Science Fiction.
4. Only someone from outside Small Town can solve Small Town crime.
3. Is she going to take her top off? Yes, she took her top off.
2. Whole movie is a mid-point
1. Selfish Man hasn’t grown up but will grow up a bit in the next 90 minutes.
5. Boring Science Fiction.
4. Only someone from outside Small Town can solve Small Town crime.
3. Is she going to take her top off? Yes, she took her top off.
2. Whole movie is a mid-point
1. Selfish Man hasn’t grown up but will grow up a bit in the next 90 minutes.
My favourite genres are
5. comedies where characters have opinions about Middlemarch
4. The Church is sending their saddest man to an unwelcoming country
3. Fightin'
2. There is a killer on the loose and he likes weird monologues
1. Someone needs to use the microfiche machine in the library
5. comedies where characters have opinions about Middlemarch
4. The Church is sending their saddest man to an unwelcoming country
3. Fightin'
2. There is a killer on the loose and he likes weird monologues
1. Someone needs to use the microfiche machine in the library
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Just reposting this coz I can’t be arsed thinking of 5 more.
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Can I just have a Steam Machine now, please?
512GB will be perfectly fine, thank you, I’m not greedy.
512GB will be perfectly fine, thank you, I’m not greedy.
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Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame.
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Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame.
Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Can I just have a Steam Machine now, please?
512GB will be perfectly fine, thank you, I’m not greedy.
512GB will be perfectly fine, thank you, I’m not greedy.
Wright hasn’t made a watchable movie since Scott Pilgrim, and that loses its way about 2/3 through.
Genuinely bums me out.
Genuinely bums me out.
THE RUNNING MAN is actual rubbish. Any sense of contemporary satire is bouldered aside by reminders of DEATH RACE 2000, ROLLERBALL, HUNGER GAMES, BATTLE ROYALE and on and on. Sense of Wright holding himself back from characteristic whimsy. Appallingly incoherent ending. Baaaaad.
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Wright hasn’t made a watchable movie since Scott Pilgrim, and that loses its way about 2/3 through.
Genuinely bums me out.
Genuinely bums me out.
Tried to watch My Dinner With Andre there but I didn’t make it past their starters. STFU, you cunt.
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tried to watch My Dinner With Andre there but I didn’t make it past their starters. STFU, you cunt.
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Reading The Plague Dogs and just read the chapter where Snitter tells Rowf the story of how he came to be in the research centre.
I tells ya maintaining ones composure on a crowded bus was quite the challenge.
I tells ya maintaining ones composure on a crowded bus was quite the challenge.
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Reading The Plague Dogs and just read the chapter where Snitter tells Rowf the story of how he came to be in the research centre.
I tells ya maintaining ones composure on a crowded bus was quite the challenge.
I tells ya maintaining ones composure on a crowded bus was quite the challenge.
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
Watched The Long Walk.
It’s apparent early on that changes to it will mean the ending is different.
Was absolutely loving it until the ending. Feck sake.
It’s apparent early on that changes to it will mean the ending is different.
Was absolutely loving it until the ending. Feck sake.
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Watched The Long Walk.
It’s apparent early on that changes to it will mean the ending is different.
Was absolutely loving it until the ending. Feck sake.
It’s apparent early on that changes to it will mean the ending is different.
Was absolutely loving it until the ending. Feck sake.
Very late to this party but we watched Megan 2.0 the other night and I know, it’s not very good, but I am still laughing about This Woman’s Work, which was hilarious.
Stellar reaction work from Allison Williams
Stellar reaction work from Allison Williams
October 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Very late to this party but we watched Megan 2.0 the other night and I know, it’s not very good, but I am still laughing about This Woman’s Work, which was hilarious.
Stellar reaction work from Allison Williams
Stellar reaction work from Allison Williams
Just exercised my democratic right to vote for the least awful candidate. 💪🏼
October 24, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Just exercised my democratic right to vote for the least awful candidate. 💪🏼
Collecting books is more enjoyable than reading books.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Collecting books is more enjoyable than reading books.
Introduce yourself using a food you refuse to eat, a film you'll never watch again, a song you can't stand.
Mushy peas
Irreversible
Sweet Home Alabama
Mushy peas
Irreversible
Sweet Home Alabama
Introduce yourself using a food you refuse to eat, a film you'll never watch again, a song you can't stand.
Anything with tentacles.
Too many to mention so I’ll go with the most recent - that awful new Spike Lee movie.
That Clapton song about his kid falling out the window.
Anything with tentacles.
Too many to mention so I’ll go with the most recent - that awful new Spike Lee movie.
That Clapton song about his kid falling out the window.
Introduce yourself using a food you refuse to eat, a film you'll never watch again, a song you can't stand.
Blue cheese. The food equivalent of an infected wound
The Deer Hunter.
At the moment that godawful Kingfishr dirge about the woods of Glenbower.
Blue cheese. The food equivalent of an infected wound
The Deer Hunter.
At the moment that godawful Kingfishr dirge about the woods of Glenbower.
October 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Introduce yourself using a food you refuse to eat, a film you'll never watch again, a song you can't stand.
Mushy peas
Irreversible
Sweet Home Alabama
Mushy peas
Irreversible
Sweet Home Alabama
Watching In the Mouth of Madness.
The last good movie Carpenter made and, I think, my favourite* of all his movies.
Sam Neill is just perfect in it, absolutely bananas.
The last good movie Carpenter made and, I think, my favourite* of all his movies.
Sam Neill is just perfect in it, absolutely bananas.
October 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Watching In the Mouth of Madness.
The last good movie Carpenter made and, I think, my favourite* of all his movies.
Sam Neill is just perfect in it, absolutely bananas.
The last good movie Carpenter made and, I think, my favourite* of all his movies.
Sam Neill is just perfect in it, absolutely bananas.
Sat at checkout for 10 mins debating the price of Tori Amos tickets.
A Sunday night in Dublin, really means a hotel too.
Decided not to. 😕
I’d probably have regretted either choice.
A Sunday night in Dublin, really means a hotel too.
Decided not to. 😕
I’d probably have regretted either choice.
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Sat at checkout for 10 mins debating the price of Tori Amos tickets.
A Sunday night in Dublin, really means a hotel too.
Decided not to. 😕
I’d probably have regretted either choice.
A Sunday night in Dublin, really means a hotel too.
Decided not to. 😕
I’d probably have regretted either choice.
Had put off watching 28 Years Later to watch this month and an hour or so in I wish I’d put it off for, well, 28 years or I dunno, forever?
It’s fecking wojus.
It’s fecking wojus.
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Had put off watching 28 Years Later to watch this month and an hour or so in I wish I’d put it off for, well, 28 years or I dunno, forever?
It’s fecking wojus.
It’s fecking wojus.
Will attempt to watch another 31+ horror movies this October.
But you know what kinda horror movie I don’t want to watch?
The kind where “the lines between reality and fantasy start to blur”.
But you know what kinda horror movie I don’t want to watch?
The kind where “the lines between reality and fantasy start to blur”.
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Will attempt to watch another 31+ horror movies this October.
But you know what kinda horror movie I don’t want to watch?
The kind where “the lines between reality and fantasy start to blur”.
But you know what kinda horror movie I don’t want to watch?
The kind where “the lines between reality and fantasy start to blur”.