thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

More about the stunning reversal of Liam Coen informing the Buccaneers of his intention to become the head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43540128/why-jacksonville-jaguars-hire-liam-coen-head-coach-trevor-lawrence

Apparently old man Stafford broke 4 ribs a few weeks ago. JFC. Explains his bad 3 weeks at the end of the season and why this hit from Mitchell fucked him up.

Still played great! Dude is tough as nails.

Trent Baalke is finally gone. It only took multiple years of bad drafts, wasting 4 years of Trevor Lawrence’s career, missing out on Aidan Hutchinson and Liam Coen laughing in you face during the interview to sign a massive deal with the Bucs. Shad Khan makes the right decision 3 years too late.

'It's crazy out there. The kids are mixing interceptions and false hope. They call it Jacking Goff'

preach!!!

and because Shad is so checked out this isn’t a timely or even cathartic dismissal . We lost out on so much by retaining this jackass for the amount of time we did

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

not totally dissatisfied with Liam Coen but the Jags fumbling an excellent opportunity because of Shad Khan’s bizarre unwillingness to let go of Trent Baalke is absolutely what I should have expected them to do

God, I can't describe how passionately I dream about working at an old-school rock music radio station and writing about whales and Antarctic exploration without having a single thought about war and global politics.

severance is like twin peaks for people who loved corporate

I really want to get into books, do I need to start with cuneiform tablets or can I start anywhere

To this day I think the most spiritually accurate fictional take on the downfall of America was in homestuck when Guy Fieri and insane clown posse took over the country

if I ever stumble upon a mysterious treasure I will immediately stop and think about all the movies I’ve seen where a person in that position decides to keep it and this decision leads to a series of terrifying and ruinous events and then, buddy, I am absolutely keeping that treasure anyway

As best you can, ignore him.