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Feeling a little unhinged at all times.
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When you’re doom posting about how everything is inevitable and no one can stop them, you’re doing their work for them. Stop that
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
When you’re doom posting about how everything is inevitable and no one can stop them, you’re doing their work for them. Stop that
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CrowdStrike’s AI ransomware marketing is total bullshit.
I’ve yet to see a single incident with AI ransomware, and almost every ransomware incident initial access doesn’t use phishing, let alone ‘AI phishing’. This is wildly irresponsible marketing by CrowdStrike leading to confused CISOs.
I’ve yet to see a single incident with AI ransomware, and almost every ransomware incident initial access doesn’t use phishing, let alone ‘AI phishing’. This is wildly irresponsible marketing by CrowdStrike leading to confused CISOs.
As ransomware attacks accelerate in speed and sophistication, 38% of security leaders rank AI-enabled ransomware as their top concern — the most frequently cited worry about AI-related security issues according to CSO’s new 2025 Security Priorities study. www.csoonline.com/article/4075...
AI-enabled ransomware attacks: CISO’s top security concern — with good reason
New surveys from CSO and CrowdStrike reveal growing fears that generative AI is accelerating ransomware attacks while defenders rush to harness the same technology to fight back.
www.csoonline.com
October 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
CrowdStrike’s AI ransomware marketing is total bullshit.
I’ve yet to see a single incident with AI ransomware, and almost every ransomware incident initial access doesn’t use phishing, let alone ‘AI phishing’. This is wildly irresponsible marketing by CrowdStrike leading to confused CISOs.
I’ve yet to see a single incident with AI ransomware, and almost every ransomware incident initial access doesn’t use phishing, let alone ‘AI phishing’. This is wildly irresponsible marketing by CrowdStrike leading to confused CISOs.
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When ICE floods a neighborhood with tear gas, it is flooding that neighborhood with a known abortifacient.
In a just world, that sort of behavior would be a ticket to the Hague.
In a just world, that sort of behavior would be a ticket to the Hague.
September 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
When ICE floods a neighborhood with tear gas, it is flooding that neighborhood with a known abortifacient.
In a just world, that sort of behavior would be a ticket to the Hague.
In a just world, that sort of behavior would be a ticket to the Hague.
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New by me:
A look into UK orgs outsourcing critical business and cyber functions to low cost providers and the fall out. I'll probably get in trouble for writing this one.
doublepulsar.com/the-elephant...
A look into UK orgs outsourcing critical business and cyber functions to low cost providers and the fall out. I'll probably get in trouble for writing this one.
doublepulsar.com/the-elephant...
The Elephant in The Biz: outsourcing of critical IT and cybersecurity functions risks UK economic…
Recently, there’s been three major UK ransomware and/or extortion incidents at three big UK companies — Co-op Group, Marks and Spencer and…
doublepulsar.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
New by me:
A look into UK orgs outsourcing critical business and cyber functions to low cost providers and the fall out. I'll probably get in trouble for writing this one.
doublepulsar.com/the-elephant...
A look into UK orgs outsourcing critical business and cyber functions to low cost providers and the fall out. I'll probably get in trouble for writing this one.
doublepulsar.com/the-elephant...
I went into such a rabbit hole after starting with what I thought was a simple "How to replace a watch battery"
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I went into such a rabbit hole after starting with what I thought was a simple "How to replace a watch battery"
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People will be like, "it's all about the systems keeping us down" and then you agree "lets change the systems" and then they go "houses are expensive because BlackRock owns 40% of them, it's just a few guys"
Dawg you ain't changing any system at all 😭
Dawg you ain't changing any system at all 😭
September 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
People will be like, "it's all about the systems keeping us down" and then you agree "lets change the systems" and then they go "houses are expensive because BlackRock owns 40% of them, it's just a few guys"
Dawg you ain't changing any system at all 😭
Dawg you ain't changing any system at all 😭
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Couple responses saying they don't understand the jargon in this post. Sorry! Basically: Justin Sun bought a huge amount of the cryptocurrency created by World Liberty Finanical, a Trump family project. That cryptocurrency was recently just made available for trading, meaning those tokens Sun
The Trumps' World Liberty Financial project has frozen WLFI tokens in wallet addresses belonging to Justin Sun that contain ~$100 million (on paper) in unlocked WLFI. Sun is a major backer of the project, which the Trumps say they founded to stop "debanking".
September 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Couple responses saying they don't understand the jargon in this post. Sorry! Basically: Justin Sun bought a huge amount of the cryptocurrency created by World Liberty Finanical, a Trump family project. That cryptocurrency was recently just made available for trading, meaning those tokens Sun
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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Back on this OceanGate report bullshit.
These people didn’t just flout regulations they blogged about why.
Tell me it’s a tech company without telling me.
These people didn’t just flout regulations they blogged about why.
Tell me it’s a tech company without telling me.
August 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Back on this OceanGate report bullshit.
These people didn’t just flout regulations they blogged about why.
Tell me it’s a tech company without telling me.
These people didn’t just flout regulations they blogged about why.
Tell me it’s a tech company without telling me.
The factory must grow
August 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The factory must grow
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![Comic. [airplane connected to airport terminal by jet bridge] VOICE FROM PLANE: This is your captain speaking. As you’ve probably noticed, we’re still grounded due to weather. But the first officer and I have been looking at bridge clearance maps and our top taxiing speed, and we have an idea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreid3ylnjltbkgiwjwfod36vafod3nlat3bjbjqiwtt4z3zkuerxxqq@jpeg)
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We have these "break the paper ceiling" ads here in LA that basically encourage companies to hire people who don't have degrees - which I'm fundamentally supportive of but I also think it's suspicious to see a push to devalue degrees while we have a super anti-intellectual government.
July 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We have these "break the paper ceiling" ads here in LA that basically encourage companies to hire people who don't have degrees - which I'm fundamentally supportive of but I also think it's suspicious to see a push to devalue degrees while we have a super anti-intellectual government.
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The CDC lab is who the world used to turn to. Generated answers, impacted lives, enormous goodwill.
Now: “maybe those evil Canadians will help you”
Now: “maybe those evil Canadians will help you”
June 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The CDC lab is who the world used to turn to. Generated answers, impacted lives, enormous goodwill.
Now: “maybe those evil Canadians will help you”
Now: “maybe those evil Canadians will help you”
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Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
June 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024
I think it's asinine that pharmacies sit on information like the existence of drug cards while watching you pay hundreds out of pocket for medication that your insurance decided not to cover anymore.
And other weird business...
And other weird business...
April 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I think it's asinine that pharmacies sit on information like the existence of drug cards while watching you pay hundreds out of pocket for medication that your insurance decided not to cover anymore.
And other weird business...
And other weird business...
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I see every attack we get, and the attacks on our help desk folks are the worst. I am in their debt, every day. They repel elaborate, live-human threats from those who wish our folks harm, and the stress they can face is incredible. I closely advise them, as should anyone in cyber leadership.
March 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I see every attack we get, and the attacks on our help desk folks are the worst. I am in their debt, every day. They repel elaborate, live-human threats from those who wish our folks harm, and the stress they can face is incredible. I closely advise them, as should anyone in cyber leadership.
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This is why it's important to lay blame where it belongs. It wasn't JUST gamergate. Misogyny is a powerful tool of fascism and white supremacy.
Many men make the mistake of thinking they are allies as long as they're not rapists. But every sexist joke or insult feeds the beast of misogyny culture.
Many men make the mistake of thinking they are allies as long as they're not rapists. But every sexist joke or insult feeds the beast of misogyny culture.
March 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is why it's important to lay blame where it belongs. It wasn't JUST gamergate. Misogyny is a powerful tool of fascism and white supremacy.
Many men make the mistake of thinking they are allies as long as they're not rapists. But every sexist joke or insult feeds the beast of misogyny culture.
Many men make the mistake of thinking they are allies as long as they're not rapists. But every sexist joke or insult feeds the beast of misogyny culture.
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I had to tell someone I was a night owl today in french only I did not know *any* idioms associated with it so after fumbling around a bit I ended up saying "je suis une créature de la nuit" and she definitely understood me but also thought I was HILARIOUS
February 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I had to tell someone I was a night owl today in french only I did not know *any* idioms associated with it so after fumbling around a bit I ended up saying "je suis une créature de la nuit" and she definitely understood me but also thought I was HILARIOUS
What you cannot donate with money you can donate with your time. So many organizations are struggling money-wise but are also struggling to find volunteers.
Particularly regular volunteers who can build a rapport with those who use much needed services.
Particularly regular volunteers who can build a rapport with those who use much needed services.
February 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
What you cannot donate with money you can donate with your time. So many organizations are struggling money-wise but are also struggling to find volunteers.
Particularly regular volunteers who can build a rapport with those who use much needed services.
Particularly regular volunteers who can build a rapport with those who use much needed services.
Sometimes you unlock a core memory and that core memory is playing Jezzball so you gotta scratch that itch by playing it on your phone
January 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Sometimes you unlock a core memory and that core memory is playing Jezzball so you gotta scratch that itch by playing it on your phone
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If we totally fix the threat to coral reefs from sunscreen chemicals, but do not address climate change, we are going to lose coral reefs.
If we totally fix climate change but do not address sunscreen, coral reefs will thrive.
Sunscreen is simply not that big of a threat to coral reefs.
If we totally fix climate change but do not address sunscreen, coral reefs will thrive.
Sunscreen is simply not that big of a threat to coral reefs.
January 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If we totally fix the threat to coral reefs from sunscreen chemicals, but do not address climate change, we are going to lose coral reefs.
If we totally fix climate change but do not address sunscreen, coral reefs will thrive.
Sunscreen is simply not that big of a threat to coral reefs.
If we totally fix climate change but do not address sunscreen, coral reefs will thrive.
Sunscreen is simply not that big of a threat to coral reefs.
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I'm editing my shots from this morning at my desk
I see this one and immediately start yelling PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP! PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP! I PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP!
Then I realize my neighbors can hear me and think "what's wrong with me?" before realizing why arent THEY coming over to see it?! 🪶
I see this one and immediately start yelling PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP! PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP! I PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP!
Then I realize my neighbors can hear me and think "what's wrong with me?" before realizing why arent THEY coming over to see it?! 🪶
November 23, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I'm editing my shots from this morning at my desk
I see this one and immediately start yelling PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP! PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP! I PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP!
Then I realize my neighbors can hear me and think "what's wrong with me?" before realizing why arent THEY coming over to see it?! 🪶
I see this one and immediately start yelling PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP! PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP! I PEREGRINE FALCON BLEP!
Then I realize my neighbors can hear me and think "what's wrong with me?" before realizing why arent THEY coming over to see it?! 🪶
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When I see your pic
November 24, 2024 at 6:13 AM
When I see your pic
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Well, that’s a first for me: found the remains of an honest to god feather quill in an 1810s ledger book
November 4, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Well, that’s a first for me: found the remains of an honest to god feather quill in an 1810s ledger book