today marks the first time in american history where a car company has been allowed to dictate government policy if you ignore every other day since the invention of the automobile

It’s sad to think Gene Hackman is no longer in the world with us but man we got to have him doing uniformly perfect work, no matter the project, for a long time and then he got to retire and just be a guy for a while. What more could you want from and for someone you admire

this is a message to the awful little coughing child at the hamburger store that i got the flu from. i have recovered and i am going to find you like liam newson and kick your little ass

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

wish they made a sequel to the nice guys

new type of wizard just dropped

i cannot wait to urinate on a cybertruck. i am going to simply blast it with peepee

Overwhelmed with excitement over my first official post